Lord Rustless struggles with lumpy furniture and gives his opinion on doctors, moving and the cinema.
Lord Rustless talks about women. But who sent him that mysterious telegram?
Lord Rustless gives a lecture about the battle of Coot Hill, a Civil War battle that took place near the Rustless Mansion.
Lord Rustless explains the importance of etiquette by staging a banquet in which his servants pretend to be distinguished guests.
Lord Rustless talks about literature but gets sidetracked when he notices an inscription in one of his books.
Lord Rustless talks about travel abroad and suddenly realises that hasn't seen Lady Rustless for a while.
Lord Rustless gives a talk on astronomy and causes some panic when he notices a celestial body coming to Earth.
Lord Rustless gives a talk about antiques and shows some examples from his home. He accidentally discovers a hidden passage in his castle.