Flute and Kang butt heads over Flute's relationship with Kang's Great Great... Great Granddaughter. Flute does not want to stop seeing her, but Kang forbids it, even though he has yet to tell his relative that he is her distant ancestor. After a bomb threat is called on Grimsburg's annual Virgin Pageant, the Grimsburg PD need to have a man on the inside and have Summers pose as a contestant. Wynona, a former winner, coaches him a la Miss Congeniality.