The law office of Douglas and Williams is open for business, even though the sign has Oliver Mendell Douglas (later Oliver Wendell Wilkie Holmes) listed as a partner. Unqualified secretary Lisa destroys an office typewriter before having the new phone connected to the fire alarm "clanger". Later, to boost business, she advertises a grand opening special with free prizes and discount law services.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jay Sommers | Writer | ||
| Dick Chevillat | Writer | ||
| Rick Lenz | Guest Star | ||
| Bob Hastings | Guest Star | ||
| Vince Barnett | Guest Star | ||
| Sam Weston | Guest Star | ||
| Ysabel MacCloskey | Guest Star | ||
| Richard L. Bare | Director |