Rhett and Link are presented with two chocolate-based treats every round and they have to choose which one to eat and hope they don't get the gross one. In the second segment the mythical beasts show how they tried to teach their dog to eat food in The Lady and the Tramp style. Finally a dog dance teacher teaches Rhett and Link some dance moves that they can do with Barbara and Jade.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Monica Nolan | Guest Star |