Canada Dry

When Uncle Andy and Big Mervyn take to the airwaves with their new radio station, Loyalist FM, Dympna can't get a moment of peace. Deciding that drastic times call for drastic measures, she hits the streets in search of a job! Uncle Andy thinks all his Christmases have come at once when Dympna returns and announces that she has a fantastic new job selling "Pure Lagan Water" and that she has to move to Canada for two years. Billy is less than keen to leave his cushy job in the PSNI, but deciding that being with Dympna is more important he makes the ultimate sacrifice and becomes a Mountie! Uncle Andy is devastated at the news and tries every trick in the book (including feigning a heart attack!) to get his nephew to stay and continue to support him. Is this the end of life as we know it in Orange Terrace? It seems not - the entire thing has been a wind-up on the part of Dympna and Billy as they head off for a fortnight's holiday in Marbella!