Surprise, Surprise

Red Hand Luke has a major falling out with his friend the mad, bad and dangerous to know, Pastor Begley. So when Begbie approaches Uncle Andy and Big Mervyn with a plan for a "surprise" birthday party for Luke (six months before the actual date!) alarm bells start to ring... Da's gets a surprise as well, when Ma comes back from marriage guidance classes and declares that she loves him and kisses him passionately. But will Da turn the other cheek when Ma totals his new X-Type Jaguar?