I Have a Dream

Red Hand Luke's psychiatrist has recommend that he take up woodwork to control his aggression. So Luke decides that Orange Terrace needs a whole new set of furniture - and Uncle Andy's paying for it whether he likes it or not! What's more Luke wants his cash pronto as he's had a premonition that Andy will die on Saturday! His "dream" is a litany of strange events: firstly, Andy will meet a four legged man; will then be snogged by Vanessa Feltz; will have fish rain down on his house; and finally be visited by the grim reaper! Uncle Andy thinks he's safe because such bizarre things could never happen. However, when Billy returns from a Greenpeace "Save the Irish Sea" demonstration on crutches and reveals that the lads down the station are calling him four legs, Andy starts to panic! And when Vanessa Feltz arrives on his doorstep he's practically hysterical...