A man tries to turn Garfield into a reformed cat. / To get out of work Roy buys a CD set that teaches him how to Double Talk. But everyone else hears the CD and everyone starts speaking double talk. / Jon's boss offers him a promotion resulting in a relocation to Alaska. Garfield brings in the help of the Conscience Crickett from a previous episode, to give Jon bad advice to make sure he blows the deal so they don't have to move.