Yerkin tells the story of an official, Ilya Lopatin, trying to expand his garage. He bought a fancy Hamer, but the garage was too small. Then Lopatin decided to ask a neighbor named Semenyuk to sell him his place in order to increase the area for the car. Semenyuk refused to sell the garage, and soon saw Lopatin in the office as his boss….
Yerkin tells what a divorce is in Russian. This means that they separated, but they live together and use all the property in half. This happened in the Kuzmichev family. The children grew up, went to other cities, the Kuzmichevs remained alone. And suddenly Nikolai decided that he could no longer live with his wife: life was boring, tired, love had disappeared somewhere. And divorced in Russian. My wife blocked the kitchen, then the dining room. We also had to share the car. But the main thing is that the former spouses began to invite guests home for dates ...
Yerkin tells a story about the disappearance of cars from officials. The cars of civil servants are disappearing. And steals their well-known militia character named "statist". This newly-minted Detochkin turns out to be the talented Vanya, whom no one can catch. Vanya has a fiancee. She is completely unaware of what the groom is doing. Vanya wants to "tie up" forever, but he must make the last hijacking. And of course, the last case is not given to him as easily as all the previous ones. Everything doesn't go according to plan...
Roman, a relative from Berdichev, comes to Yerkin. The guy is prominent and smart, he wants to marry a wealthy Muscovite in order to get a residence permit and some kind of fortune. By chance, Roma becomes an employee of a marriage agency, and begins dating girls looking for husbands. And then on behalf of the agency they are refused. The reason is that the client did not like it. But getting rid of interested ladies is not so easy. Moreover, Yerkin himself gave Roma lessons in gallantry and courting the weaker sex. This story just ends abruptly...
Loktev is neat. Everything in his house is on the shelves, in the garage - order and cleanliness. One evening, after drinking with friends, he discovers in his car the pieces of a dirty jacket with traces of blood. The wife notices that Loktev has become nervous and doubts his own sanity. For some reason, the wife does not try to dissuade him. And Loktev decides that in unconsciousness he committed some kind of crime. And soon in the river, not far from the garages, they find a corpse. If not for the watchman Yerkin, Loktev could have ended up in the dock...
Albina and her son Artem visit a gas station. Seeing a young gas station attendant Lena and her mother Marina there, Albina forbids Artyom to even come close to this gas station. She has to explain: the girl is probably a predator, like her mother, who stole her fiance from Albina more than 20 years ago. Marina tells her daughter the same story, but in a different way: the groom himself left Albina and persuaded Marina to marry him. But the circumstances are such that Artem and Lena constantly meet. Artem has a wedding coming up with the beauty Vlada. But ... you can't escape fate. And not the last role in this decision of fate was played by the garage watchman Pal Yurich Yerkin.
Garage watchman Yerkin tells a fascinating story about insane jealousy. The life of Anton Serov and his wife Lucy has been debugged like clockwork for more than ten years. But one day, a young, beautiful woman, Lika, buys a nearby garage. She is active, ambitious, and in ordinary life she does not see people like Serov at close range. But one day it breaks down. Lika asks Serov, as a man who understands the iron, to see what happened. They begin to communicate. And Lucy instantly starts up. Her excessive jealousy leads to unexpected consequences...
Yerkin tells a story about a personal driver. Kireevsky is hired and immediately reports that in the recent past he drove the minister. Buzeev, the manager of the construction company, understands that the driver was caught with character: he demands to be addressed to him as "you" and respect. It soon becomes clear that the driver is a super-pro and generally super in everything. Buzeev has problems with a shareholder, he has to hide from his pursuers in Kireevsky's garage. The driver turns out to be a reliable friend: he carries groceries to the boss, meets his wife, delves into the business situation...
Yerkin tells a story about his mother-in-law. Once a mother-in-law came to visit Leonid Koroteev. She is a former headmaster, retired and decided to visit her daughter, son-in-law and grandson and granddaughter. She came, of course, with the best of intentions. But as a result of her visit, her daughter and her husband quarreled, the granddaughter broke up with her boyfriend, and the grandson refused to attend school, because after grandmother's demarches it was impossible to appear there - they would tease. In addition, the mother-in-law decided to force the whole family to eat only environmentally friendly products ...
Yerkin tells a story about Deryugin, a father of many children, whose turn for an apartment did not fit in any way. Deryugin tried his best to make money, and "bombed" in his car. Once, his wife was rude in the housing department, and Deryugin decided that he would no longer endure it. He took the son of the head of the department hostage and hid it in the garage. And in exchange he asked for a warrant for an apartment. The father of the head of the department turned out to be a police general who organized an operation to rescue his grandson ...
История о том, как Чуткин впервые в жизни дал взятку гаишнику Хохлову. Без пяти минут доктор наук, Чуткин очень торопился отвезти в аэропорт своих американских коллег и впервые поступился принципами - дал "на лапу", только чтобы быстрее уехать. Американцы на самолет опоздали, а Чуткин подумал, что таким, как Хохлов, не место в рядах автоинспекции. И решил добиться, чтобы Хохлова уволили…
Номер 666 выдали новому автомобилю Пучкова. И сразу начались проблемы. Машина постоянно ломалась, глохла, наезжала на другие машины и к тому же стала… разговаривать. Пучков назвал машину "Марусей", научился с ней общаться и ее понимать. Первое, что он усвоил, это позицию Маруси - она отстаивала интересы его жены. Пыталась Пучкова воспитывать, когда он стал ухаживать за девушкой Ледой, и всячески препятствовала их свиданиям…
Yerkin tells a New Year's story. On the afternoon of December 31, the men decided to drink. And not for the outgoing year, but for the newly-appeared groom, who was about to get married soon. He organizes a bachelor party in the garages. The men's wives, who cook Russian salads and clean apartments, cannot wait for their spouses and figure out what they are drinking in the garage. Having gone there, they overhear the conversations of the celebrants, who are frank about their family life. It turns out that the strong half have a huge number of claims. Offended wives decide to take revenge ...
Yerkin tells a story similar to a movie. A young neuropathologist Kostya buys a one-room apartment, gets into debt, and in his spare time works at the company "Sober Driver" - he drives tipsy car owners in their own cars home. There is a lot of work before the New Year, the last client is the beautiful woman Nastya. It turns out that they live in neighboring houses, and even the apartment numbers are the same. Nastya also recently bought an apartment. It turns out that Nastya is waiting for a man. Everything is like in a famous movie, with the only difference that Nastya has a friend Tanya, who also becomes a participant in the New Year's story.
