Today on Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime I talk about Dead Mario 64, a Super Mario 64 creepypasta story thing. And yes Dead Mario 64 is a title that screams horror, and N64. What terribly terrifying things will happen in the story? Is it another Tom joint, or perhaps some other character with no name who's surrounded by other people who also do not have names and who enjoy pushing Super Mario 64 on people and being hipsters, or something like that? And, sure.