A nerd is harassed by punks, and is the object of ridicule at work. Enamoured by a co-worker, he buys a tape series on how to be cool, summons up his nerve, and goes to the co-worker's house, only to find her in the clutches of another co-worker. Dejected, he goes out on the town and parties with some babes, but when their friends, who turn out to be the same punks that harassed him earlier, trash him again something snaps, and the irritants in his life begin experiencing an attrition problem.
At Midvale High School, Coach Michaels pushes over athlete Laura Ramstead who dies. After two months her sister comes to attend the her graduation in her honour. When she arrives, murder ensues for the high school track team.
Stranded beauties call on a doctor (David Muir) the night he needs parts to bring his wife (Sylvia Lee Baker) back to life.
Sixty years after the termination of a Third Reich programme designed to weaponize sharks, a reanimated abomination terrorises the waters of a small ocean town.
A group of teens summons the tormented spirit of a murdered man, so an evening of spooky fun quickly becomes a brutal nightmare.
A New York filmmaker (Will Keenan) loves the daughter (Jane Jensen) of a former partner, who stole his art-film business.
Heidi is a work of children's fiction published between 1880 and 1881 by Swiss author Johanna Spyri, originally published in two parts as Heidi: Her Years of Wandering and Learning and Heidi: How She Used What She Learned.
Tourists (David Broadnax, Rita Jenrette, Tom Cantrell) returning from a voodoo ritual find a stalled bus and a jungle full of Colombian hit men.
Harold Kunkle, who, after the events of “Killer Nerd,” moves to a new city. There, he encounters a nerd girl at a local high school who is facing similar issues of anti-nerd bigotry. The two meet by chance in church and quickly fall in love. However, when her classmates plan revenge for perceived insults and invite both to a party, they end up making a fool of her. This leads Kunkle and his new love to team up and seek retribution against their tormentors
Preacher Man Bob has to right the universal karma after Brian kills his butt-cleavaged roommate.
Disaster strikes when a family (David Orange, Barbara Marineau, Nicky Beim) moves to the country to escape the hassles of civilization.
A wilderness outing turns into an afternoon of revelations as campers trapped in a cave trade stories of love and lust.
The latest caste for NYPD detective Harry Griswold is a series of murders involving Kabuki actors. A kiss from a dying actor imparts the clumsy cop with superhuman powers: Kabukiman can fly and attack with heat-seeking chopsticks.
Jenna (Keri Russell) works in a diner in a small Southern town and is a genius at creating luscious desserts, but her marriage to an overbearing lout (Jeremy Sisto) makes happiness impossible. When she discovers she is pregnant, she makes plans to skip town before her condition is obvious. However, she begins an affair with the new town doctor (Nathan Fillion), who is the only one who knows her secret.
A deranged female serial killer reads twisted tales to her executioner.
A tough young man (R. Michael Caincross) and his Dalmatian become involved with a gangster after walking into a drug deal gone bad.
Famed monster slayer Gabriel Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman) is dispatched to Transylvania to assist the last of the Valerious bloodline in defeating Count Dracula (Richard Roxburgh). Anna Valerious (Kate Beckinsale) reveals that Dracula has formed an unholy alliance with Dr. Frankenstein's monster (Shuler Hensley) and is hell-bent on exacting a centuries-old curse on her family. Together Anna and Van Helsing set out to destroy their common enemy, but uncover some unsettling secrets along the way.
It's the height of the Cold War, and famous archaeologist Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), returning from his latest adventure, finds out his job at Marshall College is in jeopardy. He meets Mutt (Shia La Beouf), a young man who wants Indy to help him find the legendary Crystal Skull of Akator, and the pair set out for Peru. However, deadly agent Irina Spalko (Cate Blanchett) is searching for the powerful artifact, too, because the Soviets believe it can help them conquer the world.
A bitter samurai cop and his sidekick intend to get their revenge and bravely try to go after the Yakuza.
After being arrested following a botched robbery, a criminal is on his way to prison with his gang when he is sprung by his brother. On the run and in need of medical help, the group take over a family's home.
Hank (Jordan Lawson), an ambitious scientist, experiments with a serum designed to increase human muscle-mass and prolong life. When a thug steals his engagement ring, Hank injects the serum into himself and transforms into the Bulk.
A global TV network of the future tops its rival's hit, "Kill Bike," with the gladiator-type game show "Battle of the Damned."
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Shenmue the movie was released Jan 20, 2001 in select theaters in Japan. It contains a ninety minute compilation of the major storytelling cut scenes from the game Shenmue played in chronological order along with battle scenes played by expert players.