THESE ARE REAL LYRICS THEY ACTUALLY SING THERE!!Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong,Under the shade of a Coolibah tree,And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boil,You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda,You'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me,And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boilYou'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.
We've had a lot of fun here today but we should shift gears and talk about something serious: tires. Every year, at least one digital puppet gets stuck in a tire and has to live out the rest of their life in a humiliating seated pose.Won't you think of the puppets? Just once? No?
Join the Funhaus team for a championship wrestling role-play mystery!
Last year for Christmas my kid gave me the cutest little homemade card all covered with glitter and macaroni and pictures of us together. This year she'll probably give me the same stupid piece of dogshit but with slightly better handwriting.
Have a little fun with your partner this Christmas by giving them a homemade book full of cute coupons like "One Candlelit Dinner for Two at Enzo's", "One Free Apology for Banging that Hostess in the Bathroom at Enzo's", "2 for 1 STD Tests at the Clinic Down the Street from Enzo's", and "Full Custody of the Kids".
Ah, who could forget the classic "Lovable Bespectacled Child Dies of Anaphylaxis" movie era of the early 90s. It was a refreshing change from all the body swapping silliness of the 80s.
My wife told me she caught Infidelity from a toilet seat back in '08 and just can't seem to shake it; no matter how many Applebee's bartenders she bangs.
Please be patient with Ryan. He broke his other four fingers in a freak belt-tightening accident. That day he vowed: Never again.
For a whole year I thought I had a gluten intolerance, but then my gastroenterologist told me I just REALLY liked being a burden to others when dining out.
One of our former interns made the mistake of reading aloud a passage in Ryan's Book of Lore. Now she spends her days in a padded cell, humming Dead Milkmen songs and scribbling Jim Varney quotes on the walls with her poop.
Back in the golden age of Nickelodeon game shows you could win yourself a trip to space camp with nothing more than a little determination and the willingness to get ringworm from a kiddie pool full of fake mashed potatoes.
Join us for a behind the scenes look at our final days in the Arizona Circle offices, as well as a sneak peek at our new home and what we have planned for 2023 and beyond!
I once went on a date with a rigid, calculating, emotionless mockery of a real person... Then I married her. Aaaaaaghahahahahahahaha! (high fives self, stares into distance, tries to remember what joy is)
Ryan looks like the last man alive who still knows where to get Quaaludes, Poppers, Mr. Blues, Black Beauties, and all the other drugs from the "Very Special Episodes" of your favorite 80s sitcom.
Did the sidekick from Home Improvement really host Family Feud for a minute, or is that just the Howie Mandela Effect messing with me? We're now offering Funhaus YouTube Memberships, giving you access to exclusive perks, stream archives, videos, and more! Click JOIN to enter the Dawg Pound, HOWL!
Don't forget to use your Ryan the Clown punch card. Buy five party packages at the regular price and receive one quart of surplus Hailey seed!
My uncle used to play for an all white version of the Harlem Globetrotters. They called themselves "The '86 Celtics."
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Clutch your featureless black stone and relive the the best holiday gift deals of 2021!
From the genesis of Minch, all the way to other videos featuring Minch, enjoy the best Funahaus had to offer in 2023!
The best of the rest of what Funahaus had to offer in 2023, exclusively at Rooster Teeth!