Welcome back to the KFUN Morning Show! (fart noise) It's four minutes past the top of the hour and you're here with J-Wills (female moan) and Special K! (slide whistle). Coming up next we've got traffic and weather (toilet flush) plus Producer Wheezy will be passing out stickers at that handjob parlor that used to be a Tower Records! (bike horn, record scratch, some bullshit from Big Bang Theory)