Jennifer's Marilyn Monroe and Dawn's Jane Russell spell it out with an outrageous rendition of Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend. Ken and Duane imagine suing the publisher of an "easy" sheet music book; and "Modern Mother and Daughter", the basis for Absolutely Fabulous. Musical guest: Kirsty MacColl performing "Still Life".
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dawn French | Writer | ||
| Jennifer Saunders | Writer | ||
| David Gilmour | Guest Star | ||
| Mark King | Guest Star | ||
| Mark Knopfler | Guest Star | ||
| Lemmy | Guest Star | ||
| Gary Moore | Guest Star | ||
| Bob Spiers | Director |