The very first episode of the light entertainment variety show starring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders, with special guest Alison Moyet performing "Ordinary Girl". Unpaid intern Dawn plots to seize the limelight. In sketches, Steve Rider has the latest in the Sports Report, and Dawn's A-ha pencil case has been stolen at school.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dawn French | Writer | ||
| Jennifer Saunders | Writer | ||
| Steve Rider | Guest Star | ||
| Alison Moyet | Guest Star | ||
| Geoff Posner | Director |