The Ex-President (Will Sasso) opens a Canadian souvenir stand; a linguistics professor studies Maritime dialects; the Town Crier (Sandy Jobin-Bevans) takes on Haligonians; a Tax Assessor (Sara Hennessey) levies a new Park Bench Tax; an organic farmer (Sasso) offers samples of some unusual meats; and Bylaw Officer Ian Yard (Sam Kalilieh) enlists help treating squirrel fever.