The Fat Prince plays host to Chef Michael Voltaggio (Ink.) and offers a safe haven and a meal fit for a king to friend Matthew Gray Gubler (Criminal Minds). All enjoy a Fat Prince-ified twist on classic Veal Oscar—this time made with turkey Lunchables, king crab legs, and Kool-Aid glazed white asparagus, topped with homemade Béarnaise sauce and accompanied by a side of dirt made with Oreos and Pringles. As it turns out, crab legs are handy for a variety of unexpected things.