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Season 1

  • S01E01 Personal Ads

    • February 21, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Seymore Butts (Adam Glaser) might make a living filming, sometimes performing in, directing/producing and distributing graphic, xxx rated videos, but true love is just as elusive for him as anyone else. Adam actually posted a personal ad on an internet dating site and this episode focuses on his resulting dates. From what I gather, the ad is still on the site. From what I know, Adam is still quite single. Much to the dismay of his mom, who wants little more for her son than to see him happily in a relationship with a nice girl. Mom, by the way, manages the ""Family Business"".

  • S01E02 Reunion

    • February 28, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    It's been 20 years since high school. Follow Adam Glasser (""Seymore Butts"") to his reunion and listen in on conversations with former classmates' reactions to his business, his life and his philosophy. Sometimes the loudest reactions are in the body language or how a voice changes. The whispers, looks and nervous smiles. The absence of a smile. The judgements. Class reunions are difficult enough. Adam Glasser's is worth going to, even if you won't go to your own!

  • S01E03 Casa De Butts

    • March 7, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam Glasser's mom, Lila, meets her new neighbor. While having lunch, the neighbor asks if Lila works. After a bit of stuttering for the right words, she admits she's a part of her son's business (she's the bookkeeper) and she has to explain what it is (Lila is nothing if not honest). More insights to the ""family"" behind this Family Business and even more humanity. Lila is very proud of the man her son is and can't (won't) hide it. However, as she laments, ""I'll bet Spielberg's mom doesn't get the same reaction"".

  • S01E04 Sex Toys

    • March 14, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    How do you interview women for the job of porn star? How do you screen test them? In this episode, you'll find out. One hopeful is asked by Adam/Seymore, ""So, what's the best line of this business?"", she replies, ""The hours!"" Cousin Stevie is featured in all his charming, inept glory as he tries to give a friend a break by letting him sketch prototypes for sex toys. If only the guy could draw! Follow the family as they run their own 'departments' of this family business - and as Adam tries to expand it into the adult 'toy' realm. Between the girls' auditions (faking it is as natural to these women as wearing heels, implants and liposuction) and Stevie describing the ""not too deep love donut"" (for men) while admitting he needs one in reverse - this episode is just plain fun!

  • S01E05 Strictly BiznASS

    • March 21, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Oh woe, the business of naked people and sex-sex-sex can be so stressful! In this episode, the most graphic and disturbing scenes are at the poker table.

  • S01E06 Seymore's Other ASSets

    • March 28, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

  • S01E07 ASSistant

    • April 4, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

  • S01E08 Las VegASS

    • April 11, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

  • S01E09 I Want to Be an Adult Film Star

    • April 18, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

  • S01E10 Roller Boogie Nights

    • April 25, 2003
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

Season 2

  • S02E01 FameASS

    • January 30, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Season 2 premiere - finally! Adam is dating from that internet dating site again. This one enters into it already having seen the entire first season of the show, but nonetheless playing absurdly ignorant of what he actually does! Stevie is convinced to take acting classes, which are a stereotype of all sit-com exaggerations of acting classes. After making it through the first one without exploding in expletives or walking out (or both), he actually returns for more! Lila is prim and proper with her plate of baked goodies as she pursues a publisher for her cookbook and tries to win them over with samples. If she could only NOT mention what the family business is. A terrific start to a 2nd season!

  • S02E02 In SicknASS and in health

    • February 6, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

  • S02E03 New ASSpirations

    • February 13, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam's assistant continues to pursue her new career IN the action rather than just in the office and of course, Adam is there to help. Meanwhile, mom gets Adam involved in ""speed dating"", so surely there's lots more comedy in store for this series, aside from the ongoing antics of everyone's favorite stooge, cousin Stevie. Interesting clips include a club 'poll dancer'/stripper giving serious lessons.

  • S02E04 Topless in Tampa

    • February 20, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    There's another porn convention, this time in Tampa, Florida. Is there really a need to say more about this episode? Oh, except that cousin Stevie is trying to redeem himself (again) by handling things back in California. Only thing is, no one and nothing seems to be cooperating. Of course.

  • S02E05 Spunk'd

    • February 27, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Bishop is the star and retaliatory victim of a practical joke everyone takes part in, while readying another movie.

  • S02E06 The Breast Is Yet to Come

    • March 5, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Seymore's (Adam's) assistant/secretary isn't out of the picture yet. Or IN the pictures either. She insists on implants, despite the best attempts by both Adam and Stevie to convince her she doesn't need them.

  • S02E07 ASS Good as It Gets

    • March 12, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Who better than Adam to teach a class on adult film making? Obviously Bishop thinks he's learned enough and attempts to develop his own adult film line. Meanwhile, cousin Stevie visits his doctor and makes some promises we all wonder if he can keep.

  • S02E08 Raising AwarenASS

    • March 19, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Telethon for free speech! There are places that Adam cannot mail his movies to - or face serious jail time for pornography. Each state has its own definitions, most of them being, ""...you know it when you see it"". So, what's considered 'art' in CA is 'garbage' in that other state and 'dangerous' in ?????? As usual, Adam Glasser is well spoken about this. Lots of fun, lots of flashing for a pretty serious debate.

  • S02E09 Chicago, IllinASS

    • March 26, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam is partying, the family is handling business crises. Yeah, same story, but it's a new episode, really!

  • S02E10 ASS the World Turns

    • April 2, 2004
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Well, looks like this is it for a while...and the cliffhanger is Adam meeting what could be the girl he's been looking for (and his mom's been looking for, his aunt's been looking for, etc). While this provides the romantic outlet - cousin Stevie films girl on girl, providing the old fashioned hot shots this industry & series is known to be about.

Season 3

  • S03E01 JewASS New Year

    • March 12, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Lila (Seymore/Adam's mom) prepares for Rosh Hashana and the entire family is expected to arrive. Adam reveals the secret he has been keeping of his new relationship with his ex-assistant Mirna (or does he?). Is Mirna the porn star, the girl that Mom has been hoping for ?

  • S03E02 The ApprentASS

    • March 19, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Now that Mirna is dedicating herself to the business full time, Adam needs a new assistant. Bishop and Lila begin the interview process, but the final three are put to the test by Adam.

  • S03E03 ASS and You Will Receive

    • March 26, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam's and Mirna's relationship has gone on long enough to hit that phase of needing to talk. Imagine that? They are working on maintaining their relationship by keeping the lines of communication open and outlining what is important to each of them.

  • S03E04 Time Is Of The ASSence

    • April 2, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    All in the FAMILY ! Brady's got a school play, Lila saves the day, dad's on the way. Adam's in a movie and it's not his! Victim or Slasher or ? And it's ""Seymore's"" part that's got a real casting call.

  • S03E05 Mid-Life CrisASS

    • April 9, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam's turning 40! He's also visiting a psychic, having a party and like everyone else heading down the other side of the mountain, thinking about taking a dive off a bridge.

  • S03E06 Up and CUMming

    • April 23, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam's male performers are having trouble living UP to expectations, so it's time for new talent. However, unlike the girls, the guys can't just ""pretend"" to be uhh, stand up guys, so the search is on for the next male porn star. Meanwhile, Stevie finds a new (potential) actress for his ""Pussy Party"" series. Is he really so bold (or so naive?) in having her move in with him AND his wife?

  • S03E07 Falling On Your ASS

    • April 30, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Father - Son - Father - Son. Adam wants to please Brady with a snowboarding trip, but he (Adam) is somewhat afraid of skiing! Still, it's for Brady's birthday, so Adam looks for support, finding an experienced skiier.... his own Dad.

  • S03E08 COCKtoberfest

    • May 7, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Lila is again apparently the ""village"" it takes to raise a child as she stays with Brady while Adam is off. He's in Chicago to take care of the Family Business in the area he always excels at - the press and public speaking. Cousin Stevie and Bishop are lost and in trouble...in Berlin!

  • S03E09 BroadcASS

    • May 14, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Stevie wants to have his own radio show so Adam pulls some strings to get him a one-time audition spot on Playboy Radio. It wouldn't be Stevie if there wasn't a hitch, like guests don't show up (or storm out). Adam ?

  • S03E10 Real ASState

    • May 28, 2005
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Say it isn't so! Over so soon (the season). How appropriate that the lease on Adam's house is about to expire. So, both Stevie and mom help him consider the possibility of making his first home purchase, which promises to be even more complicated than with anyone else. There's always the line on the application for description of what you do for a living

Season 4

  • S04E01 TortASS and the Hare

    • April 21, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Cousin Stevie joins Adam in this 4th season opener (which was filmed last summer) in recruiting ladies for the "Radio Olympics". Meanwhile, Stevie and his wife Amy have a new addition to the family, an exotic dog.

  • S04E02 Birds and Beehinds

    • April 28, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    The day had to come! Brady is asking about sex and who better than dad, one of the most responsible and popular adult business entrapreneurs, to explain it. Cousin Stevie is giving a moment to moment, blow by blow of roller derby as only can be seen on a series like this!

  • S04E03 A Derriere to Remember

    • May 5, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam has a housewarming and Mirna plans it with Stevie. Lila shops for a new car during her late mid-life crises.

  • S04E04 Taint Maarten

    • May 12, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Stevie remarried his wife of many years in a Vegas wedding featured last season. Now it's time for the 2nd honeymoon to go with that wedding and what better place for an adult-business entrepreneur, but the string bikini, topless party island of St. Maarten?

  • S04E05 Buttocks & Bagels

    • May 19, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Stevie is off to NY while Adam struggles and stresses to launch his new party bus business.

  • S04E06 Buns & Ammo

    • May 26, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam and Mirna attend a swingers convention, complete with new adult toys and unbelievable items we're still awaiting word on (what are they?) Stevie launches his own adult oriented 'support our troops' line.

  • SPECIAL 0x1 ASS Time Goes By

    • June 2, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Mirna takes up photography; Adam gives Stevie flying lessons as a bonus.

  • S04E07 Tush Comes to Shove

    • June 9, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Last season we met Adam's brother and tonight, Adam's sister proves to be one of the 'village' that's raising the child (Brady). Stevie makes an ill advised trip to Seattle and Lila makes perhaps an even more ill advised trip to a gun range.

  • S04E08 Nothing BUTT the Truth

    • June 16, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    Adam is never better than when he's eloquently and intelligently defending the right to free speech. This isn't just to further his own agenda in the adult entertainment business, but he seems sincerely dedicated to the cause overall. Better yet, he's not advocating free speech as an excuse to behave badly, illegally or immorally. Stevie strives to drive up membership for the Free Speech Coalition.

  • S04E09 Clip Show

    • June 23, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    4th Season clip show, billed as 'new'

  • S04E10 I'm Dancing ASS Fast ASS I Can

    • June 30, 2006
    • Paramount+ with Showtime

    In this season's finale, Mirna ends the relationship and Adam goes into therapy. With all these naked, willing women around him, why can't he get one to stay?