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Season 2019

  • S2019E01 Face Jam (Audio Podcast Pilot)

    • October 11, 2019

    In their pilot episode, Michael and Jordan break down their Pizza Portal Experience and learn Mike Illitch Facts while rating the new Little Caesars Quattro Pizza.

  • S2019E02 Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

    • November 12, 2019

    In their premiere episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michael carrying a protection knife in case there’s trouble, being sold a bootleg chicken sandwich in the parking lot, and more.

  • S2019E03 Applebee's 25 Cent Wings & $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade

    • November 26, 2019

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's 25 Cent Wings & $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Applebee's name origins, if it's different from Chili's, and more.

  • S2019E04 KFC Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffles

    • December 10, 2019

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffles so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about mule-tenders, all the chicken episodes, and more.

  • S2019E05 IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu

    • December 24, 2019

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mike Ilitch, IHOPplebees, Megatoad, and more.

Season 2020

  • S2020E01 McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger & Snickerdoodle McFlurry

    • January 7, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger & Snickerdoodle McFlurry so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about memories, Michael's McDonald's jacket, and do their first ever one bite snack attack review.

  • S2020E02 Arby’s fish ‘n cheddar sandwich & mint chocolate shake

    • January 21, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Fish ‘N Cheddar sandwich & Mint Chocolate Shake so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about getting the fishies, assisted living facility proximities, and more.

  • S2020E03 Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos & Loaded Tiny Tacos

    • February 4, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos & Loaded Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. The also talk about the #FaceJamChallenge, Sonic the Hedgehog, and restraint.

  • S2020E04 Papa John's Papadias

    • February 18, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Papadias so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about who needs who, sauce abundance, and more.

  • S2020E05 Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito

    • March 3, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about weird vibes, if the cantina is necessary, and more.

  • S2020E06 Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger & Reese's Overload Blast

    • March 17, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger & Reese's Overload Blast so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the true name of Sonic, Cwierz Science, and more.

  • S2020E07 Pizza Hut Big Dipper & Mozzarella Popper Pizzas

    • March 31, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Big Dipper & Mozzarella Popper Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Russian connection, where you were for McMillions, and more.

  • S2020E08 Whataburger BBQ Bacon Burger & Dr Pepper Shake

    • April 14, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger BBQ Bacon Burger & Dr Pepper Shakes so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about new merch, Surp-Sides, and more.

  • S2020E09 Steak n Shake Pork Belly Steakburger & Cotton Candy Shake

    • April 28, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Steak n Shake Pork Belly Steakburger & Cotton Candy Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about hitting the road, the return of Snack Attack, and more

  • S2020E10 Wienerschnitzel World of Wieners

    • May 12, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel World of Wieners so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about drive thru coffee, a Jamie Foxx Bluray Case, and more.

  • S2020E11 Burger King Spicy Nuggets

    • May 26, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Spicy Nuggets so you know if it's worth eating.

  • S2020E12 TGI Fridays Loaded Cheese Fry Burger

    • June 9, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Loaded Cheese Fry Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about hitting the road again, TGIF Bro, bad connections, and more.

  • S2020E13 P Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger & Peach Cobbler Shake

    • June 23, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review P Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger & Peach Cobbler Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about my wife's boyfriend, where to send a free van, and more.

  • S2020E14 Carl's Jr Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger & Angus Thickburger

    • July 7, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Carl's Jr Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger & Angus Thickburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about singing the theme song, doing BigFoot footage, and more.

  • S2020E15 Olive Garden Amazing Alfredos

    • July 21, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Olive Garden Amazing Alfredos Steak Alfredo so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about drinking a whole bottle of wine, Chris Gaines, and more.

  • S2020E16 Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich

    • August 4, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about following the format closely, Subway Smell, and more.

  • S2020E17 Quiznos Cubano Sandwich

    • August 18, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos Cubano Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about those weird little Quiznos monsters, an okay episode, and more.

  • S2020E18 Panda Express Honey Sesame Chicken

    • September 1, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Honey Sesame Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the orange chicken burrito, the van they received, and more.

  • S2020E19 Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza & Cheeseburger Pizza

    • September 15, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza & Cheeseburger Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a bunch of Jareds, burning down Papa Johns, and more.

  • S2020E20 Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger & Chicken Sandwich

    • September 29, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger & Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about someone named Melinda, a disappearing murder hornet, Frosticcinos, and more.

  • S2020E21 Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs

    • October 13, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about never knowing Fazoli's existed, Experienced Eaters Club, an offering, and more.

  • S2020E22 Dog Haus Oktoberwurst

    • October 27, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dog Haus Oktoberwurst so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about GETTING THE VAN!

  • S2020E23 We Eat Tacos and Drink Beer - Face Jam Vodcast #1

    • November 3, 2020

    Michael's ex-girlfriend stops by to talk to the boys about the perfect pairing of tacos and Voodoo Ranger beer. This episode was sponsored by Voodoo Ranger.

  • S2020E24 Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings

    • November 10, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the ghost demographic, what BWW is for, not remembering what they ate, and more.

  • S2020E25 Play Video Pizza and Beer is Perfection - Face Jam Vodcast #2

    • November 17, 2020

    Things are falling into place, as the boys have to find the perfect pizza to pair with their Voodoo Ranger. This episode was sponsored by Voodoo Ranger.

  • S2020E26 Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich & Tenders

    • November 24, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich & Cholula Chicken Tenders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Josh from Fort Worth, holding a seance, what's going to happen on Snack Friday and more.

  • S2020E27 Snack Friday

    • November 27, 2020

    Face Jam Snack Attack returns with a very special Black Friday episode. Face Jam turns Black Friday into Snack Friday as they drink their way through an advent calendar of wine to let you know if you need it.

  • S2020E28 Chicken, Beer, and Pasta Pete - Face Jam Vodcast #3

    • December 1, 2020

    We find which chicken strips (not chicken sandwiches) pair best with Voodoo Ranger. Pasta Pete weighs in with his undecipherable thoughts. This episode was sponsored by Voodoo Ranger.

  • S2020E29 Boston Market Tuscan Chicken & Chicken Marsala

    • December 8, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Tuscan Chicken & Chicken Marsala so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about if the hang over of Snack Friday, sides selections, coming up with new stream ideas, and more.

  • S2020E30 The Best Hamburger Sandwiches Beer Could Ask For - Face Jam Vodcast #4

    • December 15, 2020

    We learn which hamburger sandwiches pair best with Voodoo Ranger with a little help from burger and beer expert Jeremy Dooley. This episode was sponsored by Voodoo Ranger.

  • S2020E31 Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga & Cheese Poblano Torpedos

    • December 22, 2020

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga & Cheese Poblano Torpedos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about torpedos are, coincidencias, little corns, and more.

Season 2021

  • S2021E01 Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib

    • January 5, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about not knowing if they've been to Outback before but probably, A Serbian Film, and dedicated Bloomologists.

  • S2021E02 Dairy Queen Rotisserie-style Chicken Bites & Brownie Dough Blizzard

    • January 19, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Rotisserie-style Chicken Bites & Brownie Dough Blizzard so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about ice cream after it snows, stopping the steal, what is house-made ranch, and more.

  • S2021E03 Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich & Gochujang Fries

    • February 2, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich & Gochujang Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Fazoli's Experience, being the heroes of Wendy's, continual meat sticks, and more.

  • S2021E04 Red Lobster Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger

    • February 16, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Lobster Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Donkey Muscles, Nick's return to editing, Moon Cheese, and more.

  • S2021E05 Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, & Lemon Garlic Wings

    • March 2, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, & Lemon Garlic Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about food all over Eric's car, never going to Wingstop before.... maybe, and a favorite blue cheese. Michael's microphone is messed up but we didn't know that when we recorded this. Sorry.

  • S2021E06 Denny's Big Dipper Melt

    • March 16, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's Big Dipper Melt so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about putting a rabbit in basketball shorts, being able to find a video of a tip at Denny's, dipping water, and more.

  • S2021E07 Taco Bell Quesalupa

    • March 30, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Quesalupa so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about this being their first return restaurant, the Mir space station, pulling apart your food, and more

  • S2021E08 Face Jam Reviews Space Food

    • April 7, 2021

    Watch Face Jam. In space.

  • S2021E09 TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu

    • April 13, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review TGI Fridays Under the Big Top Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Selena + Chef, being very sticky, what a churro is, and more.

  • S2021E10 Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken

    • April 27, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the most weirdly recorded episode they've ever done, not getting any fries, if they're a cooking show, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x4 Ghost Kitchen

    • May 25, 2021

    Our heroes have missed out on a lot of limited time food & the only way they can get these creations is by enlisting a Medium (chef) who will conjure (cook) from the dead (off menu.) There will also be a Snack Attack.... from Hell (spicy.)

  • S2021E11 Sonic Twisted Texan Burger & Footlong Quarter Pound Coney

    • May 4, 2021

    n this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Twisted Texan Burger & Footlong Quarter Pound Coney so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the last episode going viral, Dale Earnhardt, Nick's windshield wipers, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x5 Selena + Chef + Monkey = Delicious?

    • May 14, 2021

    The monkey is serving up our favorite recipes from Selena + Chef. We may be missing a few ingredients...

  • S2021E12 Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito

    • May 25, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mr Blurryface and he cares what you think.

  • S2021E13 Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza

    • June 8, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Danny Ocean vs The Devil, the top US pizza chains, the passing of Big Mike, and more.

  • S2021E14 Torchy's Texas Hottie

    • June 22, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Torchy's Texas Hottie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating in person and the King of Bugs probably.

  • S2021E15 Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger

    • July 6, 2021

    Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being in the studio together again (within striking distance), salt taking over Michael, and banana ketchup.

  • S2021E16 Burger King Ch'King Deluxe & Spicy Ch'King Deluxe

    • July 20, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Ch'King Deluxe & Spicy Ch'King Deluxe so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode. They also talk about going 90 minutes, how bad burger king is, and a surprise Voodoo Ranger announcement.

  • S2021E17 Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger & Scorpion Wings

    • August 3, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger & Scorpion Wings so you know if it's worth eating in their first ever live episode.

  • S2021E18 Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos

    • August 17, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Saweetie meal, Michael becoming Food Beast, and how different these little tacos really are from the other little tacos.

  • S2021E19 Little Caesars Crazy Calzony

    • August 31, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Crazy Calzony so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about reheating while bathing, slapping a wall, the need for a spaghetti bucket return, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x6 How to Order In-N-Out's SECRET Menu!

    • September 13, 2021

    There are fast food secret menu items not meant for public knowledge and Our Heroes are here to blow the case wide open on every single one of them. In a Taste Test of Face Jam: Secret Menu, Michael, Jordan, Eric, and Sauce Monkey Nick blow the lid off of In n Out Animal Style Fries. Are they any good? Should they be on the menu? Will In n Out prevent them from getting this secret food?

  • S2021E20 Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger & Chicken Sandwich

    • September 13, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger & Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the taste test of Face Jam: Secret Menu, being betrayed by Wendy herself, and the finer points of Stanley Tucci.

  • SPECIAL 0x7 IHOP's Halloween Menu

    • September 27, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP's Halloween Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what exactly qualifies as being on the Halloween menu, the cool waitress, a dead grackle, and Tony gives us some Treats for a special Tony's Treats Snack Attack.

  • S2021E21 Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger & Chocolate Mint Shake

    • October 11, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger & Chocolate Mint Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being on the Voodoo Ranger/Face Jam Road Trip to Fort Collins, Colorado, the worst person at a bar, how the monkey is holding up on the road, and more.

  • S2021E22 Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza & Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls

    • October 25, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa Johns Triple Bacon Pizza & Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about epic bacon for the win, the ins and outs of a road trip, moon cheese tastings, and territorial pizza.

  • SPECIAL 0x8 The Face Jam Van is Back! (Kind Of)

    • November 7, 2021

    Face Jam is hitting road and traveling through Texas eating all kinds of food along the way.

  • S2021E23 Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich

    • November 8, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Jessica Simpson's teeth so much and for so long, who is dressed like a cartoon character, and if they got bacon or the right thing or whatever.

  • SPECIAL 0x9 The Start of the Face Jam Road Trip

    • November 10, 2021

    We're starting the road trip at local Austin taco joint, Torchy's Tacos, where we try the airstream salad.

  • SPECIAL 0x10 Face Jam VS 72 Oz of Steak

    • November 17, 2021

    You know what's a lot of steak? 72 oz of steak is a lot of steak.

  • S2021E24 Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings & Cheetos Cheese Bites

    • November 22, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings & Cheetos Cheese Bites so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the food the whole entire time, knowing it was going to be a good trip, supply chain issues, and a special Snack Attack from Jordan himself.

  • SPECIAL 0x11 Face Jam Is Not in Texas Anymore

    • November 21, 2021

    The Monkey has made it to the brewery.

  • SPECIAL 0x12 Detroit Chicago Style Pizza in Pueblo Colorado

    • November 24, 2021

    Does Chicago make Detroit style pizza better than Detroit? Find out.

  • SPECIAL 0x13 The Sandwich That Killed Elvis

    • December 1, 2021

    Do you know what killed Elvis? This sandwich did.

  • S2021E25 Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak

    • December 6, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about cat or gun, pig candy, a kid staring from another booth, and more.

  • S2021E26 Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap & Garlic Butter Bacon Burger

    • December 20, 2021

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap & Garlic Butter Bacon Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being what middle crisis is, buying the hedgehog, and Crash Bandicoot's continued WHOA.

  • S2021E27 Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich

    • January 3, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about suing the King, a delicious surprise, and long chicken.

Season 2022

  • S2022E01 Arby’s Diablo Dare Sandwiches

    • January 17, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby’s Diablo Dare Sandwiches so you know if they're worth eating. They also talk about the classic term QSR, taking the Diablo Dare, shake choices, and Our Heroes coming to Chicago.

  • S2022E02 Taco Cabana's Birria Quesadilla

    • January 31, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Cabana's Birria Quesadilla so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about waiting an hour to get the food sort of, batman pizza, Nick maybe taking Michael's taco, and if you can score food you've never eaten.

  • S2022E03 Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich & Biscuit

    • February 14, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich & Biscuit so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the how the live show in Chicago went, THE PRETZEL BACON PUB SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH, and bald eagles vs bald people.

  • SPECIAL 0x14 LIVE IN CHICAGO - Lou Malnati's Deep Dish & Crustless Pizza

    • February 21, 2022

    In this Bonus episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Lou Malnati's Deep Dish & Crustless Pizza so you know if it's worth eating.

  • S2022E04 Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas

    • February 28, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about previous Pizza Hut outings, their Chicago live show, evolving beyond lactose intolerance, and more.

  • S2022E05 Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich

    • March 14, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry & Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies so you know if it's worth eating. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mobile, Alabama, Jordan's love for the Zax, and Nick's sauce count prior to the episode.

  • S2022E06 Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry & Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies

    • March 28, 2022

    They also scream WHY ARE YOU CLOSED, talk about how no one wants to work, a truly unhinged episode, and the last episode for intern Cat.

  • S2022E07 Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken

    • April 11, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Elden Ring dung eater, bug interactions on the AH Live tour, and flavored pistachios.

  • S2022E08 Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce

    • April 25, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin’ Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick's buffalo mac n cheese, how empty B Dubs is, forgetting we've eaten here before, and more.

  • S2022E09 Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude & Cheesy Steak Fingers

    • May 9, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude & Cheesy Steak Fingers so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bacon I am Your Father, The Walking Dead, being held hostage, and more.

  • S2022E10 Fazoli's Lasagnafest & Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings

    • May 23, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli's Lasagnafest & Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being raided by Pasta Pete and his food pirates, BREAKING NEWS, being in a new room where the recording stops, and more.

  • S2022E11 Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger

    • June 6, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about more breaking news, highway food, the Karcher extended family, and Mads Mikkelsen.

  • S2022E12 KFC Jack Harlow Meal

    • June 20, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Jack Harlow Meal so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Cat getting hired but for a different show, who exactly Jack Harlow is, a deep fried rat, and more.

  • S2022E13 Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger

    • July 4, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about you giving us $20,000, a man named Christ, which bug kings we are, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x15 Live at RTX 2022

    • June 11, 2022

    An episode two years in the making, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review convention food so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about switchfork, Eric's hair, monkey sauce, and the general craziness around RTX.

  • S2022E14 Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza

    • July 18, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Pizza Hut getting into a KFC situation with Papa John's, proposing at a fast food restaurant, old Firefox data, and more.

  • S2022E15 Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger & Banana Pudding Shake

    • August 1, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger & Banana Pudding Shake so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Michael, Jordan Podcast What-a-Burger style, the love/hate of blue cheese, and being traitors to Sauce Monkey Nick.

  • S2022E16 Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich

    • August 15, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the need for a restaurant like this, Michael's cool cup, Dickey's Succession, and I Did That Stickers on sale NOW!

  • S2022E17 Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting & Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos

    • August 29, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cheesecake Factory Bee Sting & Cacio E Pepe Flatbreads and Ahi Poke Nachos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about bee thoughts, pig's delight, architecture, David Overton's tastebuds and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x16 Spittin Silly - Theme Song

    • September 5, 2022

    In the first episode of their new fortnight podcast, Jordan, Michael, Eric, and Nick settle in to pick their theme song for their new show. Will it be crazy bones?

  • S2022E18 Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich 2

    • September 12, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich again so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Face Jam having the power, the first ever twopeat, the underwhelming release of the greatest sandwich of all time, and that we knew about this and didn't need you to tell us it's back.

  • SPECIAL 0x17 Spittin Silly - Subway Pizza Sub Salad

    • September 19, 2022

    Based on a text Michael sent to Eric, Our Heroes are here to review a non-limited time food: The Subway Pizza Sub Salad. "Spicy pepperoni, american cheese, and mouthwatering marinara sauce over crisp lettuce, spinach, ripe tomatoes, cucumbers, green peppers, black olives, and red onions. Who liked it? Who hated it? Did Nick eat the whole thing?

  • S2022E19 Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken

    • September 26, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chow mein, a team building exercise, general exhaustion, and saying NOTHING in a press release but still saying it so much.

  • SPECIAL 0x18 Spittin Silly - Snacklog 1

    • October 3, 2022

    Instead of waiting for a new Snack Attack, Our Heroes tackle some of the backlog of snacks that are sitting in Eric's office. Some delicious treats are on the menu today from OniExpress. It's all Maine made foods, but not lobsters. This one goes all over the place. What is a kelp bar? Gross.

  • S2022E20 Chili's Signature Bar Menu

    • October 10, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chili's Signature Bar Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about a production they're in the middle of, letting the food settle, a baby back funeral, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x19 Spittin Silly - Food Court 1

    • October 17, 2022

    ORDER IN THE COURT! Face Jam Food Court is now in session. Please rise for your honorable judges Jordan & Michael as they settle food disagreements and arguments sent in by the bugs. We have some crazy cases today involving milk ice and how to eat a big mac. All judgements are final.

  • SPECIAL 0x20 Spittin Silly - Diablo 2

    • October 31, 2022

    Michael made everyone record remotely because he's a Diablo 2 Ladder Mode addict. Listen as he tries to talk Jordan, Eric, and Nick into getting buying a year old re-release of a game from the turn of the millennium. Will Our Heroes become virtual heroes and join Michael on his ladder journey?

  • S2022E21 Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger

    • November 7, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, how much is a decent amount, opinions of Fat Tire, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x21 Thanksgiving Foods: Ranked - Spittin Silly

    • November 14, 2022

    Our Heroes sit down to tackle the true tier list for thanksgiving foods. Is stuffing really near the top? What is jello salad? What is Old People Food. Find out in this Spittin Silly Tier List presentation.

  • S2022E22 PF Chang's Holiday Menu

    • November 21, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review PF Chang's Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about being the Soprano's, PPP loans, a waitress from Buffalo, Michael being the manager's favorite and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x22 Spittin Silly - Food Court 2

    • November 28, 2022

    Order in the court, the Food Court. Face Jam is back and Spittin Silly settling new food disputes from the loyal Jammers. There are some doozies in this one but the big one has to do with dipping food in ice cream. Weigh in.

  • SPECIAL 0x24 Spittin Silly - Food Court 3

    • December 26, 2022

    Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Honorable Heroes are settling cases and following up on old dockets. We receive clarification on settlements and go over some new cases, plus a custody ruling.

  • S2022E23 Whataburger Breakfast Bowl

    • December 5, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Whataburger Breakfast Bowl so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Michael's car, coffee lawsuits, a deep fried rat, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x23 Spittin Silly - HEB Food Court

    • December 12, 2022

    Our Heroes are back to Spit Silly on something so niche, your mind will be blown. Going to the local grocery store can make you hungry so Our Heroes tackle HEB's food court and rank their offerings so you can know what to get if you're ever in this specific part of Austin doing shopping. Incredibly brave.

  • S2022E24 Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza

    • December 19, 2022

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the $65 price tag, a merch meeting, which part of the pizza is best, and more.

Season 2023

  • S2023E01 McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese & Holiday Pie

    • January 2, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese & Holiday Pie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording remotely, getting supersized, 41, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x25 Spittin Silly - The Story

    • January 9, 2023

    Settle in, open your ears, and prepare for The Story.

  • S2023E02 Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich

    • January 16, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about house votes, whatever happened to that waiter who got that tip, no one eating at Denny's, our friend Armando, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x26 Spittin Silly - Spittin Silly on Wingstop

    • January 23, 2023

    Our Heroes spit silly on Wingstop today, getting some non-limited flavors and also Jordan and Michael have spy watches. Who eats at Wingstop? Did you watch TGIF? Did you throw firecrackers at dogs? Here's the full order: Mango Habanero, Original Hot, Spicy Korean Q, Hickory Smoked BBQ, Large Louisiana Voodoo Fries, Large Buffalo Ranch Fries, & Large fries.

  • S2023E03 Schlotzsky's Calzones

    • January 30, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon.

  • SPECIAL 0x27 Spittin Silly - Food Court 4

    • February 6, 2023

    Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Our Heroes and Judges are back to settle some interesting cases including drinking too much milk, dipping crusts in soda, mac & cheese vs bows and cheese. Please rise and be seated as court is now in session.

  • S2023E04 Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich

    • February 13, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Austin power, froot loops, the commercial, being normal in a bush at the Taco Bell owner's house, and Goldeneye.

  • SPECIAL 0x28 Spittin Silly - Snack Attack

    • February 20, 2023

    Join Our Heroes on a snack attack from around the world (India only, really) as they crack into a Yum Box from one loyal jammer. What delicious treats are in store for these Bug Kings? Is there anything you should go out of your way for? Listen and find out.

  • S2023E05 Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos

    • February 27, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz and Eric Baudour eat and review Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about stealing each other’s glasses, Nick keeps reading out loud what he *might* order, Rosgar is funny if you trust us, Taco Deli sauce lore, and the true meaning of Uffda.

  • SPECIAL 0x29 Spittin Silly - Food Court 5

    • March 6, 2023

    Order in the court, the Face Jam Food Court. Honorable judges Michael & Jordan bring you new cases like double mac & cheese from a doctor, eating a whole lemon, paste soup, and more.

  • S2023E06 KFC Double Down

    • March 13, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Double Down so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Jack Harlow meal, the KFConsole, CMO KFC U.S. and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x30 Spittin Silly - Food Court: Split Decision

    • March 20, 2023

    A Food Court in crisis, this week's Spittin Silly has Our Hero Judges finally able to rule on some food conundrums that have been weighing heavy on the court. Join the Honorable Michael & Jordan as they dip chicken strips in ice cream and tackle what makes mac & cheese really mac & cheese or is it 'bo's and shreds? ORDER IN THE COURT!

  • S2023E07 Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger

    • March 27, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.

  • SPECIAL 0x31 Spittin Silly - Jack in the Box Sourdough Jack

    • April 3, 2023

    Your eyes do not deceive you, Face Jam tackles a NEAR FORBIDDEN restaurant and their offering: the Sourdough Jack. Although Jack in the Box is not banned on Spittin Silly, is it even worth venturing through their taboo doors to sample this food? Tune in and find about that and I think Rennervations.

  • S2023E08 Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza

    • April 10, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about calzony experience, By-The-Bucket, Jordan's steps for the Detroit Tigers, and so much more.

  • SPECIAL 0x32 Spittin Silly - Energy Drink Taste Test

    • April 17, 2023

    What started as a Prime Energy taste test has unraveled into an all out weird Energy Drink tasteathon. Our Heroes, along with Eric and Nick, crack a can and let you know if any of these weirdo drinks are worth your time. Listen as they tackle Prime Energy, Ryse Fule, a weird Coke, and Peepsi? Jordan goes off the rails.

  • S2023E09 Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog

    • April 24, 2023

    Take ME out. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording at a baseball game, the national anthem, a grand slam, all these kids, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x33 Spittin Silly - Little Caesars Pretzel Crust REtasting

    • May 1, 2023

    Our Heroes are doing something unprecedented: they're going to try a different version of a limited food they've already scored to see if THAT version is better. It's the REtasting of Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust Pizza with pizza sauce instead of cheese sauce. And what's a boysenberry snoop doing here??

  • S2023E10 Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia

    • May 8, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time.

  • SPECIAL 0x34 Spittin Silly - Tony's Insane Breakfast Treats

    • May 15, 2023

    Our Heroes are tackling some limited time foods but not in their usual way. Our friend Tony from Design joins us for a Tony's Treats episode of Spittin Silly where we try the Sunny D Vodka Seltzer, Eggo Waffle Pop Tarts, and Breakfast Cup of Noodle ramen? Oh man. This is a wild one. Enjoy. The monkey sure did.

  • S2023E11 Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders

    • May 22, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x35 Spittin Silly - Food Court 6

    • May 29, 2023

    Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero judges are back to rule on some new Jammer cases. In this episode, we'll hear everything from can you leave pizza out overnight and still eat it to PB&J&M. What is the M? Listen and find out. You'll be so mad.

  • S2023E12 Taco Bell Enchirito & Chile Verde Fries

    • June 5, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Enchirito & Chile Verde Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating on the show, the importance of free food, getting serious about ordering, and Pasta Pete candy.

  • SPECIAL 0x36 Spittin Silly - Little Deli Pizza with Cat

    • June 5, 2023

    Our Heroes are here eating some non-limited food with former Face Jam intern Cat. She's a producer here now, just not for Face Jam. Listen as the gang gets into some Little Deli pizzas, Michael gives himself a shot, Cat get recognized in public as Intern Cat, and more. A start to something magical? Listen and find out.

  • S2023E13 Starbucks Oleato

    • June 19, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Starbucks Oleato drinks so you know if it's worth eating (or drinking.) They also talk about union busting, how oil and coffee really mix, getting a mouth full of oil, and a special snack attack grimace style.

  • SPECIAL 0x37 Spittin Silly - Mead with Cat

    • June 26, 2023

    Our Heroes are once again joined by former Face Jam Intern Cat for another Spittin Silly. Is this the beginning of a collaborative relationship? Are is everyone just flying high off this mead we got in the mail? Pop a top, crack a can, just don't make me wait too long. It's a 40 proof Spittin Silly coming your way now.

  • S2023E14 Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings

    • July 3, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what they wish, Wingularity, a diamond episode, and a toast to hustlers.

  • SPECIAL 0x38 Spittin Silly - Food Court - Cat Trilogy Ender

    • July 10, 2023

    Order in the court, the Food Court. Our Hero Judges are back with new cases and they have a special guest prosecutor: Former Intern Cat. Listen to these cases and judge for yourself but also your opinion doesn't matter and what the judges say is final so you're welcome.

  • S2023E15 IHOP Pancake Tacos

    • July 17, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Pancake Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the name Mike, RTX, scalding hot water, and liking the food too much?

  • SPECIAL 0x39 Spittin Silly - Reviewing Stubbs Live at RTX

    • July 24, 2023

    In what was supposed to be a live episode of Face Jam for our regular feed, Our Heroes make a pivot and make this a Spittin Silly exclusive. Have a listen to our live episode from RTX where Our Heroes review Stubbs BBQ, Michael eats pizza, and our Snack Attack attacks back.

  • S2023E16 Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu

    • July 31, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bloomologists, how many times they've been here, the vice president of people, and Graysie's love of Outback.

  • SPECIAL 0x40 Spittin Silly - Food Court 8

    • August 7, 2023

    Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week its room temperature condiments, a monkey spreadsheet, burger top, pan fried pb&j with eggs maybe, and if pretzels is cereal.

  • S2023E17 Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger

    • August 14, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x41 Spittin Silly - Snack Attack

    • August 21, 2023

    Our Heroes unbox snacks they were gifted from loyal Jammers at RTX 2023. They try a plethora of Hawaiian snacks and Heartbeat Hot Sauces so you know what's worth a taste ... or not.

  • S2023E18 Wendy's English Muffin Sandwiches

    • August 28, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x42 Spittin Silly - Chick Fil A Breakfast

    • September 4, 2023

    Our Heroes are eating Chick Fil A Breakfast, the favorite fast food breakfast of one of our producers, Graysie. Listen as the gang tests out 3 of the restaurants breakfast options and rules whether or not they are worthy of Graysie's praise.

  • SPECIAL 0x43 Ride Along - Wendy's

    • September 12, 2023

    Buckle up for a car ride with Face Jam as they return to the studio after picking up the food from this week's episode: Wendy's. It's a short one but let us know if this is something we should try to do more often. We're tryin' stuff.

  • S2023E19 Wendy's Loaded Nacho Burger

    • September 11, 2023

    In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x44 Spittin Silly - Food Court 9

    • September 19, 2023

    Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dunking cookies in liquids other than milk, mashed potato toppings, and the worst place to dispose of uneaten food.

  • S2023E20 Quiznos Big Fat Greek Sub

    • September 26, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x45 Ride Along - Quiznos

    • September 27, 2023

    Buckle up for a car ride with Face Jam as they return to the studio after picking up the food from this week's episode: Quzinos. It's like a shorter version of the podcast but in a car and we don't make Nick wear the mask. Should Nick wear the mask? We need to hurry up, these sandwiches are getting cold(er).

  • S2023E21 Cat-ering - Quiznos

    • September 28, 2023

    Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. She has a coin coming out though. More on that soon.

  • SPECIAL 0x46 Pringles Taste Test

    • October 5, 2023

    We're waiting for Jordan so we tuck into some of Tony's Treats. How are the Pringles Hot Honey chips? Why are the Pringles French Fries & Ketchup chips promoting tasting like french fries? Are ketchup chips overrated? Michael, Eric, Nick, and Graysie settle the score in this taste test.

  • S2023E22 Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta

    • October 10, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x47 Spittin Silly - Frozen Pizza Challenge

    • October 3, 2023

    Our hero judges are accompanied by Rooster Teeth’s own, Armando Torres, in eating frozen frozen pizzas as suggested by the Sauce Monkey. Will the Sauce Monkey reign superior or should the frozen pizzas hit the oven? Listen along for the ruling.

  • SPECIAL 0x48 Ride Along - Fazoli's

    • October 11, 2023

    Buckle up for a car ride with Face Jam as they return to the studio after picking up the food from this week's episode: Fazoli's. It's a treacherous drive and Jordan is doing his best to avoid the potholes. It might be Island Time at Fazoli's but it's taco pass time for Our Heroes.

  • SPECIAL 0x49 Feeding Pasta Pete Leftover Fazoli's

    • October 12, 2023

    Our Heroes benevolently give Pasta Pete their left over Fazoli's and it goes pretty much how you expect.

  • SPECIAL 0x50 Spittin Silly - Chuck E Cheese Pizza Comparison

    • October 17, 2023

    Our hero judges are taking it back to their childhoods and taste testing Chuck E Cheese pizza. Not just the OG pizza though, they’re pitting it up against the Chuck E Cheese frozen pizzas to rule which is superior. Will the rat be able to win over our hero judges?

  • SPECIAL 0x51 HEB Seasonal Chips & Weird Coke Taste Test

    • October 18, 2023

    While waiting for Jordan, Graysie leads Michael, Jordan, and Sauce Monkey Nick through a taste test of treats from HEB, our local grocery store. These chips are bizarre and why did AI make a soda? This is a real strange one so buckle up and take a bite

  • SPECIAL 0x52 Taco Pass Taco Acquisition

    • October 19, 2023

    Jordan isn't here and we're getting hungry so Michael and Nick decide to treat Graysie and Eric to free tacos from Taco Bell thanks to the Taco Pass and some reward points. But they were all of them deceived, for Nick wants to go into the Taco Bell to pick up the food instead of going through the drive thru. Enjoy this mess.

  • S2023E23 Potbelly Ring of Fire Sandwich

    • October 24, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x53 Ride Along - Potbelly

    • October 25, 2023

    In this Ride Along, Face Jam talks politics and almost gets in a car accident. It’s not even their fault. Watch and see and be the judge (you’re not really the judge).

  • SPECIAL 0x54 Jordan & Pasta Pete's Halloween Maze

    • October 26, 2023

    Jordan and Pasta Pete (Chris) make their way through a spooky halloween maze during daytime at a bar and the only person that ends up scared is Eric.

  • SPECIAL 0x55 Spittin Silly

    • October 31, 2023

    Our hero judges kick back and relax for a casual episode of Spittin Silly where they go on a tangent about movies.

  • S2023E24 Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger

    • November 7, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes.

  • SPECIAL 0x56 Ride Along - Mooyah

    • November 8, 2023

    LOOK OUT! Face Jam takes an eventful ride to the studio from Mooyah. The Joker's in the front seat and has to become the camera man after a technical difficulty. What a weird one. Long too.

  • SPECIAL 0x57 Spittin Silly - Whataburger Chili Cheese & more

    • November 14, 2023

    Our heroes are trying the new Whataburger Chili Cheese Burger & Fries while grilling Eric for getting onto Graysie. Little does he know what the future holds for him.

  • SPECIAL 0x58 Madame Web Trailer

    • November 16, 2023

    Eric makes Michael & Jordan watch the Madame Web trailer and talk about it. Does the "In Association with Marvel" tag worry anyone else? Is Dakota Johnson okay? What do you think of the trailer? Graysie is also here and wonders why Sydney Sweeney is ginger now.

  • S2023E25 PF Chang’s Holiday Menu

    • November 21, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x59 Ride Along - PF Chang's

    • November 22, 2023

    In their first Ride Along after having already eaten the food (and drunken the drinks as you can tell,) Our Heroes head back to the studio to record the episode. Joined by Graysie, who gets to sit in the front seat, this half in the bag Ride Along has a lot of ideas, a lot of questions, and a lot of people talking over each other except for the one time Nick decides to whisper?

  • SPECIAL 0x60 Graysie's Gets - Holiday Edition

    • November 23, 2023

    Graysie has been tasked with grabbing some crazy chips to taste test for Our Heroes, plus Eric and Sauce Monkey, of course. An HEB chip ranking for the holiday season ho ho hold on, did Nick bring chips too? And is that Winter Edition Red Bull? Tis the season.

  • SPECIAL 0x61 Snack Gremlins Attack Holiday Chips

    • November 24, 2023

    Now that Our Heroes are done with their taste test, they throw the scraps to the Snack Gremlins around the office. The Noid gets involved then Justin, Tony, and finally THE Snack Gremlin Larry get their mitts on these chips. Where do they rank and are they worth it? What is high chair tier?

  • SPECIAL 0x62 Spittin Silly - Eric’s Betrayal

    • November 28, 2023

    Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie on the last Spittin Silly and be forced to face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to "flex her producer power."

  • SPECIAL 0x63 Sour Pickle Gets Stuck

    • December 29, 2023

    Now that Our Heroes are done torturing Eric with sour candy, they venture out to try the sour pickle. Is it sour? Is it pickle? Is Michael going to choke to death? Is that Tyler Coe? What is going on?

  • S2023E26 Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards

    • December 5, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x64 Eat Along - Dairy Queen

    • January 6, 2024

    Well the gang is in dire straights. Due to some unforeseen illnesses, Our Heroes have to eat separately but that won’t stop Ride Along. Or… Eat Along, this week, it looks like. Everyone does their best not to eat into the mics but it’s ice cream so it’s fine.

  • SPECIAL 0x65 Rogue Mission (Nick's Lunch with Friends)

    • January 7, 2024

    Eric doesn’t want to get us Wendy’s Pretzel Baconators? No problem, we’ll get them ourselves. We won’t call this a betrayal, just a rogue mission carried out by the pretzel posse.

  • SPECIAL 0x66 Spittin Silly - Food Court 10

    • January 12, 2024

    Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher.

  • S2023E27 IHOP Wonka Menu

    • December 19, 2023

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x67 Ride Along - IHOP

    • January 20, 2024

    Graysie is driving the new Face Jam Van (her car) and Our Heroes are having a tough time coping after eating the entire Wonka menu. Come with me and you'll see a car full of pure imagination as the Face Jam Crew makes their way to an episode recording and their energy wanes.

  • SPECIAL 0x68 Snack Gremlins Eat the Wonka Leftovers

    • January 21, 2024

    Our Heroes benevolently bestow the Snack Gremlins (really just Larry) with the IHOP Wonka menu leftovers. Is this meal fit for a King or even fit for a Snack Gremlin? It's not. I mean certainly it's not but also watch and see that it's not.

  • SPECIAL 0x69 Spittin Silly - Peanuts™ x Kura Sushi

    • January 26, 2024

    Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it?

  • SPECIAL 0x70 Kura x Peanuts Prizes

    • January 27, 2024

    Our Heroes take to Kura to grab some sushi and get some Peanuts prizes from the plate machine. They’ve eaten 30 plates and they’re ready to redeem. Or was it 29 plates? It better not be 31. Who is your favorite character? Is it blonde Lucy?

Season 2024

  • S2024E01 Chuck E Cheese Grown Up Menu

    • January 2, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x71 Ride Along - Chuck E Cheese

    • January 3, 2024

    *WARNING THIS IS TOO EVENTFU* After going to their second Chuck E Cheese (Eric’s fault) Our Heroes make their way back to the studio to record the episode but WATCH OUT! There’s danger around every corner and on every highway. Graysie’s car is in trouble!! This is a can’t miss.

  • SPECIAL 0x72 Spittin Silly - Freewheelin

    • January 9, 2024

    Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26.

  • SPECIAL 0x73 McDonald's Kerwin Frost Box Adventure

    • January 10, 2024

    Our Heroes brave the streets and head to McDonald's in an attempt to round out Michael's Kerwin Frost nugget buddies collection. Do they get what they came for or was it all in vain? Only one way to find out. Watch this video and comment "Target Acquired" once completed

  • S2024E02 Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake

    • January 16, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x74 Ride Along - Sonic

    • January 17, 2024

  • SPECIAL 0x75 Holiday Treats Taste Test

    • January 18, 2024

    Michael is running a little late so Jordan, Graysie, Nick, and Eric grab a couple snacks to go through a taste test. Is the strawberries and cream Hersey's bar any good? What about the holiday flavor jelly beans that are not part of a jelly bean game? What does Big Mike Pirtle think about all this? A Face Jam Taste Test coming your way.

  • SPECIAL 0x76 Spittin Silly - Food Court 11

    • January 23, 2024

    Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's root beer float alternatives, bedtime acid reflux remedies, and garlic ketchup pasta… Weird.

  • SPECIAL 0x77 DO WE GET THE TACO BELL CEREAL?

    • January 30, 2024

    Now that we have your attention, Michael & Nick are in a race to get Taco Bell's limited cinnatwist cereal. They're both locked in but do they have what it takes (roughly $21) to win this lottery. And just when you think it's over, it's only just begun because LARRY is in the mix??? A special Face Jam cereal adventure just for you.

  • SPECIAL 0x78 jambuLAnce

    • January 26, 2024

    We watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with FIRST members on discord and now after a long wait, we're putting it out for you. Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig.

  • S2024E03 Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp

    • January 30, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x79 Ride Along - Applebee's

    • January 31, 2024

    It’s a long way back from Applebee’s but Our Heroes are more than prepared to bring you a full episode of Ride Along. Even though it’s rainy and wet, there are NO car accidents in this one. Enjoy this because you support us and Sauce Monkey says he loves you?

  • SPECIAL 0x80 Applebee's Gremlin Feeding

    • February 1, 2024

    Our Heroes had a waitress that didn't care about sticking it to Applebee's so they came back with a bounty of All You Can Eat foods. These gremlins are chomping at the bit for shrimp and they're ready to chow down. Enjoy Larry's excitement and Tyler's... appearance... in this video.

  • SPECIAL 0x81 One Wheeling and Dealing

    • February 2, 2024

    Michael has a One Wheel now and he’s a One Wheel guy. Who gets jealous? It’s Graysie so now you get to witness her inaugural One Wheel ride in the office. Do we blast holes in the walls or are we kind of doing like a Tony Hawk Pro Skater thing but with a One Wheel? Here we am, doing everything we can.

  • SPECIAL 0x82 The END of the Cinnatwist Saga

    • February 5, 2024

    Our Heroes have ACQUIRED the Taco Bell cereal and now it's time to taste test. Not only are they eating this special cinnatwist cereal but they also got their hands on the exclusive Panda Express Fortune Cookie cereal. As this saga comes to a close, we can only ask: why didn't Graysie get the milk?

  • SPECIAL 0x83 Spittin Silly - Whatawings vs. Popeyes Wings

    • February 6, 2024

    Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme?

  • SPECIAL 0x84 Wings Gremlins Feeding

    • February 7, 2024

    After Spittin Silly wrapped, Our Heroes were benevolent enough to bestow the Snack Gremlins with their leftover wings. Will King Gremlin Larry share with the others? Does anyone want some Whataburger wing or not? Why is the Noid so high up there? Get down.

  • S2024E04 Subway Sidekicks

    • February 13, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x85 Ride Along - Subway

    • February 14, 2024

    Nick has gone rogue and taken this Ride Along mobile. Unfortunately for Our Heroes, The Boss doesn't have any pretzels but don't worry, Graysie is going to get to the bottom of this and she doesn't care who's at the top. Join the gang for a wild ride along that involves mobile ordering and celebration.

  • SPECIAL 0x86 Subway Gremlins Feeding

    • February 15, 2024

    With the remnants of Subway lingering (especially Graysie's cookie that she ate like one bite of,) its time to feed the gremlins. But where is the King Gremlin Larry? Will the Noid appreciate this ice cold pretzel? What are Michael and Jordan doing in this?

  • SPECIAL 0x87 Taste Test Costco & Menard's Candy

    • February 16, 2024

    Michael is running late so the rest of the gang decides to dive in to a little taste test of some treats. Sauce Monkey found a Costco candy snack while shopping for his wife and Loyal Jammer Stu has provided us with a midwest candy from a hardware store. Are these worth getting? Why does Graysie hate chocolate? Want to see a monkey eat candy?

  • SPECIAL 0x88 Spittin Silly - Great Value Candy Dupes

    • February 20, 2024

    Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box.

  • SPECIAL 0x89 Dune Popcorn Bucket Challenge

    • February 21, 2024

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

  • S2024E05 Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada

    • February 27, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x90 Chizza Taste Test

    • February 28, 2024

    Our Heroes didn't want to make you wait so they devised this special video so they could try the KFC Chizza to let you know if you need it. Do you probably do? Who ends up liking it? Is Graysie grouchy? A bonus Face Jam limited time food video is here!

  • SPECIAL 0x91 Ride Along - Taco Bell

    • February 29, 2024

    Our Heroes (at least Michael) had to go inside the Taco Bell to grab the food and it took a little longer than we all expected so join Nick, Graysie, and Jordan as they talk about Skyrim for a while. Graysie doesn't know what Skyrim is.

  • SPECIAL 0x92 Snacks from Jammer Kaitlyn M

    • March 1, 2024

    Our Heroes just wrapped an episode and the hunger prevails so they get into some snacks that loyal Jammer Kaitlyn M has sent in. What does sweet corn popcorn taste like? Sonic the Burger Hot Dog jerky? What is happening? What's wrong with these Doritos?

  • SPECIAL 0x93 Spittin Silly - Food Court 12

    • March 5, 2024

    Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid.

  • SPECIAL 0x94 Oreo Tier List (OFFICIAL)

    • March 6, 2024

    Our Heroes were asked if they wanted to rank Oreos and they said “only if we can film it for the Jammers and also if you buy us the Oreos.” We present the OFFICIAL Oreo tier list that all must abide by.

  • S2024E06 Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos

    • March 12, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x95 Who Loves Rum Kokos?

    • March 13, 2024

    While Our Heroes didn’t appreciate the international delight of Rum Kokos, we take it to the people to see if anyone is about these lil balls. Hey Trevor and Joe, what do you say? Joe stop. Joe what are you doing? Joe no. Please Joe stop. Oh no.

  • SPECIAL 0x96 Spittin Silly - Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs

    • March 19, 2024

    Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread.

  • SPECIAL 0x97 Snack Attack Tastykake & Little Caesar’s

    • March 20, 2024

    Our Heroes taste test some monkey provided snacks including a Tastykake for Easter but not really and some chips. But that’s not all because we are benevolent in allowing people to try our left over Crazy Puffs. What do Michele, Jake, and Tony from Tony’s Treats think about everything we just ate? Find out!

  • SPECIAL 0x98 Mr Beast Chocolate Unboxing

    • March 22, 2024

    Michael’s close friend Jimmy has sent over a box of newly reworked chocolate bars in some crazy packaging. Graysie doesn’t really want to partake but have no fear, Our Heroes will review so Mr Beast chocolate bars.

  • S2024E07 IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes

    • March 26, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x99 IHOP & HEB Chip taste taste

    • March 27, 2024

    Our Heroes get some chips from the Sauce Monkey and give them a taste test just for you. But that's not all. Our Heroes are done with their snacks so they've decided to share and even though Snack Gremlin Larry isn't around, we have an abundance of people who are ready to dive head first into some chips. The return of CAT!

  • S2024E08 Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich

    • April 9, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Cornucopia, Hulk demolishing the store, Jimmy being a bad guy, Graysie’s surprise gift, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x100 Spittin Silly - Food Court 13

    • April 2, 2024

    Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dipping bread in hot chocolate, PB&J in Chicken Noodle Soup, table crumbs vs. feed bag style, meat tasting pretzel combos, microwaved ice cream, and condensed milk sandwiches.

  • S2024E09 Domino’s New York Style Pizza

    • April 23, 2024

    In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's New York Style Pizza so you know if it’s worth eating. They also give an update on Brett’s class trip to Disney and talk about Brooklyn Style Pizza, Charles Bronson, mobile ordering, boroughs, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x101 Spittin Silly - Snack Attack

    • April 16, 2024

    Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down with some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review.

  • S2024E10 Burger King Wraps: The Face Jam Finale

    • May 7, 2024

    In the final episode of Face Jam, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Wraps so you know if they're worth eating. But what's this? From the ashes rises a phoenix. 100% EAT lives. Our Heroes are continuing the Face Jam legacy under a new banner, completely independent and they're doing it FOR YOU! You can support 100% Eat as they launch their direct support avenue (we don't think we're allowed to talk in all detail about it yet) THIS SATURDAY. Are you 100% in?

  • SPECIAL 0x102 Spittin Silly - The Finale

    • April 30, 2024

    Our heroes are back for one final Spittin Silly. We eat a plethora of Wendy’s items including the new Dreamsicle Frosty and Cinnabon Pull-Apart while we chat about our vacation plans and more.