Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have their first episode where they talk about F**kfacing your face, barbershops at the old folks home, reaching out to Tide, and 625 prices.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the origins of f**kface, farts that remind you of people, Garfield Kart racing, and basket weaving.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about hiding from movers, failed pranks, postal services, and white chocolate.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their value in a post-apocalyptic world, anxiety over Yoshi, their first f**kfaces, and stupid stuff they did as kids.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about monkey movies, orangutans, game achievements, and messing with people.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the first time they met, having trouble focusing, lyrics,hate naps, and Andrew’s PUBG challenge.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Microsoft Surface contest, a stolen Battle Bus, a whole new genre of entertainment, and movie theater stories.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a burger eating challenge, Coolio, Xbox Achievements, and an elaborate payment plan.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about tying up loose ends, recorded farts, accidentally making money, and the latest trend.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the making of a horror movie villain, a F**kface hat, James Bond, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about coming upon a revenge, twitter jail, Geoff's spam calls, the Panton clothing line, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about swim trunks, cheeky double anus, Andrew's prank confessional, suited tattoo artists, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about vertical wiping, surprise toilet dangers, Andrew's Krampiss Cult, picking the cheese, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Wacky Races, tips for competitive eating, The Panton Line official site, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a toenail update, Andrew eating pencils, an update on Andrew's rogue store, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about assembled Andrew's legal team, Geoff's fake first place Garfield finish, bog roll folders, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the root canal store, a true villain, surprise key character witnesses, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the rules of being visibly early, the being nice about Gavin segment, a judge's ruling, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about foods that Andrew has never tried, Gavin's new head dent, do it for Nick, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not being a baseball podcast, Chael Sonnen, Garfield times getting beat, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing intros again, what our friend Jack thinks about the show, concentrate tubes, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Nick issue, looking for my next Garfield, Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie the show the comic, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have a bit of a problem. Andrew starts telling his story about overcoming Kelsey Grammer but then his power goes out so Eric steps in and the show is just weird for like half an hour BUT THEN Andrew comes back and Geoff goes over his new business plan. Truly revolutionary stuff.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about turnip root & gooseberry, Geoff's bloody cummy dick heart, 70 pounds of pancake mix and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fear of vomiting, bad ankles, Andrew's Austin antics, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about sell by dates, complicated bedsheets, the right way to store ketchup, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about license plates, 3 marathons in a week, Andrew's comfort mountain pillow predicament, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew being the most least prepared, payoff to the ketchup bet, Geoff's bats, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about making molds of your head, when you're teen aged, rarely having bean bags, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew do the episode but Geoff gets up... like 5 times? Anyway they also talk about Cyberpunk's broken nose, Geoff's podcast unfaithfulness, a good minute, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a very special intro, the community Christmas Album, potential bat betrayals, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting a war with Gus?, a hamburger sandwich shop, Andrew's coffee soup, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's baby, Winnie the Poohing it, the cookie dough ice cream of video games, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about selling bat handles, the best sequel, Geoff's broken toilet, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff stepping in dog poop maybe, Gavin's sink-shroom, Andrew's dwindling burger bet confidence, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about terrible advice for Geoff's sock problem, Andrew's horde mode burger bet, the act of war of podcast trailer voting, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's big accomplishment, the best videos before or after an event, XXX every Tuesday 50 cents, and more.
Due to the severe weather in Austin, this week's F**kface episode is postponed but will be out as soon as possible. In the meantime, Andrew Panton wanted to give a quick word so people weren't left with nothing.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's dog finding a squeaky toy, then a fire alarm going off in Andrew's apartment, then a fire truck driving outside and Andrew thinking his apartment is on fire, shouting Zimmer from the rooftops, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the intense paranoia caused by this show, we guess numbers, Andrew makes a sound that you have to guess then tries salad cream, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff crashes his bike, Gavin gets hit in the head, and we never talk about Raymond Somer. I'm sorry. This is Eric and I wasn't at this one because of Face Jam and I f**kfaced everyone by not getting them in line. I'm really sorry.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric not keeping everyone in line, they finally get in to the Raymond Somer stuff, and Geoff's new porta-potty.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about doing so many more than 1 intro, Gavin can't speak in the Zimmerzone, and how Roombas have gotten worse over time.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting in to pickling which is not what you think it is, the new beef bracelet from Geoff, and an NFT art piece from Geoff. Very Geoff focused on this one. That's good though.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew not being a socks guy, releasing an episode on vinyl, and the perfect British sandwich.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about RPMs, content that can not easily be dodged, and the Bingo Queen.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jon Voight style blood, Andrew's bathroom snack, and Geoff's pink porta potty.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew starting a fire to cover for using a fire extinguisher, a leisurely bike ride with crashes, predicting Zimmerzone, and Geoff's card stream plan.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's ADR Nick theory confirmed, an official F**kface retraction, getting in a dry tub, and missed mechanics.
Geoff has gathered co-hosts Gavin Free & Andrew Raymond Somer Panton, along with Superfan Jack Pattillo, to participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about podcast therapy, blanking during stand up comedy, and bathtub confusion.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bat knob confusion, f**kfacing yourself at a company meeting because of Zim-ET, unfun farts, and Property Brothers Mobile Game.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a fire extinguisher filled with blood, Gavin and Andrew's Halo Times bet, real phone numbers in content, and a lot of cheese sandwich talk.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being Andrew's new Property Brothers, supplemental content for the socials of an extinguisher, and basket weaving (again.)
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about starting off year 2 but it's still season 2 with an Andrew apology, Halo bet power outages & new techniques, jet-skis man, and Geoff's 3am Shit Story.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about STILL not doing intros and outros, the continued Halo bet between Andrew & Gavin, Geoff hiring Apple Jack to fix a fridge, and the fake outro.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's CONTINUED dental & fridge sagas, Andrew's sauce drawer feat. BTS, the ending of the last podcast, the conclusion of the bet, and Andrew tries to drink 2 cans without burping.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a confusing text thread, Gavin inheriting Geoff's problems, Andrew's expanded sauce empire, and a couple redemption attempts.
Geoff has gathered co-hosts Gavin Free & Andrew Raymond Somer Panton, along with Producer Eric, to participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t... Again.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack's current Superfan status, selling sauce back to McDonald's, talking to strangers, and advanced angles cucumber delivery.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Producer Eric chugging a soda, British GI Joe vs Canadian GI Joe, Geoff's new bike tricks, and Gordon Ramsay Chef Blast.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's Treadmill shorts, a bunch of pee stories, everyone's regulation salad, and Andrew's room drawings.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's new shitty lease on life, the smell of the F**kface air freshener, horses putting eggs or cannons back together, Shatner's webstore, and state songs.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff not participating in the sauce segment under protest, a chunky chutney of cheese, betting in Vegas, and Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cooking ramen, Geoff's continued poop adventures, and people watching in Vegas.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's trip, a massage from a man, a cappuccino of puke, and GO NOW!
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the purple nightmare, Olympic gambling, why Jurassic Park happens, and cake phrases.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin potentially poisoning himself, Geoff's bike trick video, calling Caleb for a Pinballz wager, and sauce clarification.
Geoff has gathered co-host Andrew Raymond Somer Panton & Producer Eric Baudour to open more packs of cards LIVE. Will they find anything good? Is there a Zimmer? This is F**kface Breaks Sh*t.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's joke book and being mad at comment leavers about ramen, The Zim vs an umpire, and Andrew's List(tm).
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting together for the first time in weeks, learning about Shift, doing spells, and a decision making lotto machine.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our lucky number, conversations with Dark Andrew, the intricacies of relegation, Gavin learning about Jetski speeds, and humpty dumpting.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's rookie of the year tarot card reading, a complicated relationship with shift, crabbing with friends, and Geoff going to Vegas for Andrew.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff throwing a baseball and his newest embarrassment.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's Survivor watch party, there's (football) magic in the air, and ""let the milk from our cows, soothe your anus ows!""
Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric to open some new card packs. Also meet Geoff’s girlfriend and resident Barbie Expert Emily as she walks the guys through some curated Barbie outfits and Barbie cards.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about taste receptors, Geoff still not throwing the ball, letting go of the pencil bet?, Geoff vs Tiger Balm Round 2, McDonald's Train Car, and Andrew knows Wendy from Wendy's.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't your tongue, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about apple snobs vs Apple snobs, Geoff throwing the baseball on saturday maybe or maybe not, Gavin catches Geoff in an embarrassment, out nuggeting the Nuggets, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the invention of the high five, putting fingers in eachother's mouths, the Smashing Sportsman, Phase 1 to Phase 2 pockets, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin throwing a drink, and Andrew eats the chocolate.
Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the apple and believes this is all a prank being pulled on him. It's not, it's a Cosmic Crisp apple tasting and it's real. Is it a good? How'd they like them apples?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, prototypes that will shock & amaze you, and more 100% dark chocolate.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's colonoscopy & if he has to run, Andrew's formal apple apology, and Betty White contests to fund the show.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about if we're recording next week during our recording this week, the Boys of Zimmer, Geoff's real doll & his bike dump pants, and Andrew's never had a milkshake.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the best trailer for the worst movie, being a Jackie Chan podcast, perfect moments in Mission: Impossible 3, Geoff's colonoscopy, and Andrew buys the merch.
In this special presentation, Andrew takes some time out to answer questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. This isn't a regulation episode, just a supplemental piece that we wanted to try out for you. Hope you enjoy.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Kevin Mccallister universe, Minor League Fan Jack, cleaning stuff up, elevator key mishaps, and Andrew eats a Cosmic Crisp (twice?)
Geoff Ramsey, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton, producer Eric, and Emily are back to open cards and hopefully find a Zim. Gavin's been promoted, Geoff hits it big, and the gang figure out the groan stick goes weooooohhhww.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the beginning of the 3rd season, food disasters, more Geoff medical updates, and coping.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about buying the podcast, trying illegal stuff as a joke, the NFL rulebook, spare socks, and fucksticks.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin pulling a visual joke on an audio podcast, a technical nightmare, a season change, and becoming a true crime podcast. Is this the worst episode? Welcome to Season 4.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the snow removal budget, cat piss presents, the sauce to Burnham ratio, Gavin questions a device, Geoff is back on the bike kind of, and Andrew's slats.
Andrew is back to take questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. Andrew gets behind the scenes on some bits and clears up misconceptions, particularly about Raymond Somer.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about judging other countries based on name, the ""Sure, I'd be happy to!"" email, breaking down episode 1 of season 4, Gavin's 3 stories, and Andrew ""Sweet Swing"" Panton in the news.
"Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo."
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our first true crime, 13 years of bullshit, being explicitly ignored, a variety article we aren't in, and Gavin's exploding apple remote kind of.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin remains unpleasant, buying stadium naming rights, Andrew's McDonald's hack, stealing your feelings, being right in an angry way, a 2 episode mystery, and a fingerprint door handle.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew wanting to skateboard but doesn't want to break in half, bad mood at dinner, the next British food tasting selection, is blood water, Donkey Kong Rap & bet, not joining a hockey team, and PUBG chicken.
Geoff gets the gang together (minus Gavin) to break open some new packs in this February edition of Breaks Shit. Where is …fan Jack? Did Geoff make his money back? Did we pronounce all these hockey names right?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about pleasantries, Gavin's ohs, Andrew's achievement lies, why aren't knives better, set ups but no punchlines, Va***ty, David Hasselhoff, disowned by every country, and candy tastings?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Spanky Danky pleasantries, emergency porn glass, Andrew's Hospital Experience, Hotcake Hack Results, illegal knobs, wrist pockets, Gavin's drawstring drywall, and bean hole.
You are joining us 25 minutes into a scheduling conversation where Eric is attempting to schedule upcoming F**kface recordings and events. This is not recorded for content, this is all genuine conversation that our audio engineer Nick rolled on just in case. Here is a slice of what it is like to be the producer for this podcast. Enjoy.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about what is a black coffee, hangin in the bathtub, Naming 20k Things Bet, an apology to Gavin, Geoff's CONTINUED root canals, Donkey Kong bails, and banana shapes.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin in a bad mood, Geoff's new bike, how many things Andrew wrote, being excited to go to bed, using 9 instead of g, and Andrew's Candle Air Freshener remnants.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Top Gun, more root canals, The Matrix 4, MILF Alert & Delicious Boner on AIM, gifts from Geoff, dead wrestlers, buttplugs vs bronies, and jingle origins.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about disgusting lunch caffeinated soup, partial bean hole, Donkey Kong bet, how many socks is 1, and Andrew's long hair.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not doing the Jack's notes thing, resprained ankle, Geoff's fridge update, The Gurpler, two bad Lucases, and the most wrong Andrew has been.
Back in their familiar digs, Geoff gathers Gavin, Andrew, Soundboard Emily, and Producer Eric to break some new packs and discover what's inside. With not a Zim in sight, how will the F**kface Crew fare in this card opening
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bean hole conclusion, homeruns?, a cookbook, pizza oven spider, cups & cup theory, and closing threads.
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, But there is no joy in F**kville—mighty Geoffy has struck out.
The sneer is gone from Geoffy's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate, He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate; And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go, And now the air is shattered by the force of Geoffy's blow.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being relegated to coworker, hot dogs vs bovril, who is the previously on voice, sponsoring a hockey team, My Hubby's Bagels coffee, and urinal etiquette.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Bovril history, donor regulations, awkward stuff with your parents, AH Live Tour, Gurpler Updates, and Geoff Balls Video.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's F**kface 100 Surprise, do they guess the voice?, ambuLAnce bro night, getting reflective, and Gavin's incredible story!
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about kinks vs cakes, ecomm pleasantries, F**kface Tax Exemptions, Andrew's Popsicle Roulette, Regulation Bagel, and ABBA memories.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew has a beard?, Norm MacDonald, The Challenge, Regulation Listener vs Comment Leaver shirts, never ask a chicken's name, Guess Who Might Be Dead Round 2: Movie Version, and Anal Passage Saga.
Geoff Ramsey and Eric Baudour participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack fortuitously wearing the Anal Passage inspiration shirt, Andrew's movie game, building a house from scratch, and chicken flavored popsicle.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Freddy Kruger, Anal Passage best selling shirt of 2022, water guys?, Gavin's Overkill, blindfolded Halo Infinite, November Get Together, and Previously On Guesses.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's perspective on the name thing, skittles gummies robbery, hose explosion, an arm decapitation event, Swan Werewolf, and jetskis.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about home vibe inspector, gimmick TV, Andrew fell down the stair, shower clenching, tub sleeping, Gregging it, Geoff wrecks his bike, the big bad werewolf, Jackass Too Spicy Icey, and best in the world.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bad intros, what makes a comment leaver, ass backing distance, time travel gummies, banned from NHL 22, most embarrassing Anal Passage, best in the world at dog tragedy, a new electrical problem, Geoff's swan documented, and bread tags.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff listening to Episode 107, Clip paranoia, F**kstick groan tubes, Meowwolf, spelling bee, and What to call a group of podcasters.
Geoff and Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we reveal that Garfield has died, there’s a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, some awesome mail, if these Game of Thrones cards are real, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being in the process of dropping the ball, knife edges, born again regulation listener, tuxedo tuxedo, prescription drink glasses, Long Kiss Goodnight, vibe sommelier, game show prizes, flipping a coin, Geoff in a helicopter, fantasy vehicles, and sock dilemmas.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin doing the breadclip, Jake's tums/tooms vs Rolaid/Rolex, Papa John's Branston pickle pizza, Geoff's pool hole, bean hole video, Whippersnapper, Andrew learns about the royals, Shaq's wal mart purchase, basketball, and uneventful lives.
After a long day of baseball, the only thing that could satiate you is beans from a hole. The F**kface boys took the time to dig a hole, light a fire, make some beans, then come back and dig up the beans. Chow down on the most delicious content you've ever seen
Behold the ultimate Gavin cut of Geoff hitting the F**kface baseballs. Witness everything there was to see on the day Geoff shocked the world. A true behind the scenes look at auteurs in action.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about an emergency F**kface meeting, the Tuxedo tuxedo, Jetski hi-fiving, Laptop urine, Geoff’s Gavin doorbell dream, and a cpap predicament.
Join Andrew as he live bids on the tuxedo from The Tuxedo. What bids must he overcome? Is anyone going to swoop in and prevent this purchase? Why does Andrew have access to the credit card? Find out answers to all this and more as we try to buy a piece of cinema history.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin bagging on Producer Eric, the treasure cove redux, Cosmic Crisp, we're a flubcast, cat socks, Our Tuxedo, Gavin's tea towel, RTX Groan Tubes, and Bobby Lee.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about trying to get Eric again, Geoff's vasectomy, someone wrecked Gavin's jetski, stolen tennis balls from a wrecked car, CPAP fart update, insult grid socks, Survive Block Island paranoia, the screen matched baseball, and crisps gauntlet.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin being late, the naming convention, nature is taking it back, can't talk about Survive Block Island Meltdown, teaching Andrew the keyboard, The Tuxedo, bad luck socks for sale, the blunder twins, geoff shit the couch, a thousand day puzzle, gavin's tiny bike, and the matrix drive thrus.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Death Diving, Go Go Now Joey bellyflop, tea towel Gavin redux, Fuxedo, Chocotaco fiasco, popsicle talk, American Movie & Hands on a Hardbody, Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick, movies, ice cream cakes, cookie puss, and being a cereal history podcast.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's potential On Time Intervention, how late before you're absent, beans guys, Geoff's corndog update, the end cap challenge, talking to Cosmic Crisp, Unifarm Fruit Gloves, Floor Cupcake redux, Gavin's red socks Red Sox jinks, F**kface Office Day, knob out knob rot, and wake up fart.
Geoff, Emily, and Producer Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we break open some mail, have a Savanna Bananas drink, feed the pack sack, go through Geoff's open playlist, go through Spring Break cards, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Tito Ortiz, fighting Fester or Porch, bundled and grundened, Antonio Brown, Does It Do? injuries, extra medium, final day of bike ride banning, Hands on a Hardbody, Arnold Vosloo vs Billy Zane, eating expired cereal, Money Movie Morning, Andrew's broken chair, drink confidence, and LASO.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about endcap shopping with mom, salad cream running through my veins, drawing an endcap, electric s'mores maker, stuff for the museum, Cosmic Crisp, Survivor, Gavin's mushroom problems continued, Geoff's fridge problems continued, Andrew fixing drywall, and F**kface Timecapsule.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about NOT being a technical difficulties podcast, Everyone vs Gavin, no prototype this week, the gross lake, Geoff's bike wreck, Andrew falls too, end cap wrap up, Gavin's drywall, extra medium ruling, a marge shirt out of spite, and Does It Do?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's bad ankles, Geoff's continued problems are relentless, car wreck guestbook, Does It Do?, How It Do?, Go Go Now tattoo, Andrew's Mom's TV camera roll intrusion, Gavin's ass bruise, Geoff wants to downhill mountain bike, accordion arm, and Andrew's new burger confidence gamerscore bet.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the difficulties of the second round of baseballs, Geoff's arm hair, so much sunscreen, the queen, Game of Thrones, the serial chair breaker, groan tubes are in the store, food alphabet bet beginnings, experiencing stuff in the wrong order, our first office day, and sausage talk.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about baseballs going on sale September 30 @ noon CT, AlphaBet rules on the next episode, Gavin all stopped up, Andrew's heartburn, nut fight, heartburn, Does It Do, more Extra Medium, Gavin's travel story, and a new piss boy?
In their first office day together, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric get together to look down the road at what is coming up for F**kface and when it will get done. Allowing you all access to the "creative process," witness how the sausage is made like in the "Eric's Job" episode but without the mounting frustration. There's a lot of pressure on the gang to deliver. Can they do it?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about attempting pastrami again, being weird together, Gavin's PS5 is Geoff's PS5, AlphaBet rules, getting our letters for the AlphaBet, Geoff got Ucked, a Goldeneye Bet?
Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo and Eric Baudour participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about little chat sessions, RIP Coolio, Hurricane Ian, the end of Season 4, Edgar Wright continued, Alpha-Bet Results, potato patties, tub of greek, who has the most strikes, and was it rigged?
LISTEN TO THIS WEEK'S EPISODE BEFORE LISTENING TO THIS - Did he Greg it? After pulling the numbers, Andrew realizes his video mistake and calls upon Eric & Nick to see what kind of trouble he may be in. In this short clip, Eric & Nick go over the evidence and determine how they think Gavin & Geoff will react to Andrew's ball troubles.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's ""innocence,"" perfnect, Jack on the Break Show, Dan's judgement, Andrew's water keyboard, airing cupboard, hot and cold taps, Geoff's Gems of War progress, a Unifarm ad on any show, Gavin wants to be the only british person around, upcoming TPG content, Andrew entered America by accident, Bingo, Monkey Movie reschedule, good letters, and Geoff's broken finger & 60% ankle.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Season 5 Episode 2, Gavin's real tech problems, Andrew's pencils, how many strokes is in a pencil, Gavin's anxiety dinner dreams, Geoff kisses Gavin, LASO achievement, Eric's discord hate, baseballs, ankles, cold dreams, marathons, Rubbish, Henry's passing, Padres ears and goose, Icy Hot balls, and Geoff's proposal teaser.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's inflatable face and dead people's gums, mouth torture, Geoff's sort of better broken body, Andrew's Icy Hot experience, a Do Box story, and Andrew's gift.
"*SPOILERS AHEAD* WATCH SURVIVE BLOCK ISLAND: MELTDOWN BEFORE LISTENING! Now that Survive Block Island: Meltdown is wrapped up, Geoff sits down with Gavin & Andrew to dig into their experiences on the show and all the supposed betrayal everyone assumed. What was it like behind the scenes and how was it being trapped on an island together, virtually. Everything talked about here is a spoiler for Survive Block Island: Meltdown which people will say ""How was I supposed to know there were spoilers"" but like imagine you do that. Come on."
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew's intro apology, time travel fixings, a vinyl, not salad creaming the icy hot, we watched the monkey movie MVP2, who is the funniest in this episode, penis toilet slamming, Andrew's keyboard revisted, Gavin being CO 2 poisoned via cats, our next Office Day, pizzas, Geoff's proposal, and bachelor crabbing.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the sneakiest animal, robbing Gavin to illustrate a point, Andrew's magic phase, 250 darts, axe throwing, throwing a frisbee bad, is Nick good at Cornhole, submarine pitchers, how british for Toad in the Hole, Regulation Animation, and a three Ha man.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's little pizzas, when are we meeting up, we know nothing about Andrew, Gavin's great photo uses, Strangerhood, how much for a week of milk, appletiser, Andrew cutting his own hair, Crisps Gauntlet soon, deep lore about stuffing, Geoff hates Wal Mart, and Andrew in Austin in February?
Get your banana wipes ready, here is your primer for MVP 2 as presented by Andrew Panton.
The wait is over - it's time to watch the monkey movie, MVP 2. Is it a hockey movie? Is it a skateboarding movie? Is Louie the real star? Watchalong with the F**kface team and witness the movie that is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gurpler chugging, excited to record, Pink Panther, Gavin's clip from Pizza Day, climbing anal mountain, jetski owners, Cosmic Crisp reaches out, Andrew's paintball gun, a seaplane, the soccer clip, a snake draft, fall Falls, and deep lore about stuffing recipes.
WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. From Geoff’s house with a pizza oven, it’s a F*kface pizza day. Witness the creation of the Ploughman’s Pizza. Geoff and Eric create pepperoni pizzas but is there sabotage on Gavin? This is part one of a two part Pizza Day saga. Video versions on Rooster Teeth and on Youtube.
WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. Now that the pizzas are done, it time to dig in. Join the whole crew as they break down their pizza adventure and determine if these pizzas belong in a cookbook. Andrew even gets in on the Pizza Day action. Video versions on Rooster Teeth and on Youtube.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scheduling struggles, Geoff's discoball shadow monster, sunglasses dump, Geoff's business card, Nick isn't the monkey during F**kface, piss smells but different, pizza vs beans, a grilled cheese problem, Gavin's specific lifehack, Geoff's double salt licorice, best animal shaped foods, Spell Up, Ronald McDonald, and Andrew is Austin??
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's travel to America, the Signal Awards, the 5 way buddyship, Noah's arc, VCK mat, Regulation Animation, our last icy hot, Gurpler Chug Speed, Admission, you Brimley'd it, lyric court, Cranteen, and Breakfast Poeppleza.
Join the F**kface crew along with Producer Eric & Engineer Nick as they get together on an office day and talk about their favorite things of 2022. A nice little year end wrap up to the year and the things everyone appreciated. What were you thankful for this year? Let us know.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Bovril Chug to start, beef brained, corndog update, Geoff's food game, trojan cucumbered, recommendations for Geoff, merch, Golden Gurpler, Andrew the Soda Guy, text chain scheming, beet pee, Andrew in Austin continued but not finished, and Geoff's Real Housewife Hulu problems.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's perfect clock he built, jet lag, holiday movies, busy work, lifetime falls montage, tripped in San Antonio, the mall is back confirmed, Geoff's weird notes, the worst smelling pee, Florida Duck Kicker, the Bussey Bus, and sports fatalities.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the fireplace video maybe, Santa School, raccoon neighbors, child Andrew was kickable, breaking Andrew's nose, Geoff and Gavin throw up, life hacks, Rush Hour 4, banana moon pies, and double salted black licorice.
Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to snake draft all falls from the entirety of human history. Enjoy a big big argument at the top where Eric is right and everyone said he was crazy and now they don't get it. It's something. If you want to see the falls, visit the link below. Who had the best draft? Leave a comment, comment leaver. Here is the COMPLETED draft list: https://bit.ly/FFfallsDraftFinal
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our last recording of the year, fireplace content, Andrew's fireplace video, clay works, new apples, Gavin beats one of Andrew's times, Gum 2.0, dripping in cucumber slime, the youtube channel, a best of by Gavin, overflowing a bathtub, did we win a Signal Award, becoming a balaclava guy, and its back in Gavin's court.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Utah sodas, We Are 138, Gavin singing Taio Cruz, Andrew's Updates, a freelance regulation bagel, Trials Files, a year of L's, Halo 5, 4 terabytes of fireplace video, summer fireplace video, the pouch, 2023 so far, Andrew's coins, Geoff's bike turns on him, and becoming a blanket guy.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin maybe wrongs Andrew, Gavin's phone lifehack, best movies with number letter, falls draft redux, things I learned about Eric, durantula, resort falcons, pool infection, fridge update, Signal Awards, The Zimmies, Trials, Warzone, being a stump guy, The Traitors, and the novelization.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about is Gregging Nick wearing the monkey mask, Geoff's fridge and new sofa, Does It Do, Warzone, banana cleanser, dental SZN is over, Gavin's new life hack, Andrew's Gurpler bath panic, a Warzone bathroom strategy, caffeine pill vs Zzzquil, and cake drunk.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's situation, Austin freeze, Gavin's situation, Warzone, Andrew's credit card fraud, blanket football schemes, sleep situations, Unifarm sleep spaghetti, two recordings, Andrew's Gavin Lifehack, lasagna, separated food, and Andrew's tries double salted licorice.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Friendervention, Gavin is muted, fridge magnet, Skype forums, loud restaurant, Geoff's power, the bag grew, Warzone tiny snort, can ketchup be warm, Does It Do?, scheduling an office day, Geoff opens Emily's presents, Andrew's chips, Comment Leaver's Gavin lifehacks, nostalgia, the laughtrack, Gavin's therapy selfie, butter chicken, Survivor, and PRANK WARZ PAX 2009.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cover intros, Geoff's burp, hanging out, Andrew vs the toilet, cabinet knob is the piss, return of the root canal, Gavin's non-filter, one star Ubers, the TV that fixes itself is still broken, driveby root canal, dynamics of a toilet goat kick, feet hatred, and pastrami.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric is thinking about being mad, AN EGG, Geoff's naming, ANMA, Geoff's Life Hack, food dice, haircuts, give me Yop Me Mama, bullied on fridays, 2023 is for movies, Rollerball, Fast 9, Geoff Free, throwing a fruit the furthest, Wicked Smarts, premium magnet, and getting mall jobs.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Ferrigno vs schwarzenegger, OJ Simpson, the smallest item you can find at a grocery store, If it’s Andrew’s or Gavin’s rules, Weird foot guy by association, Gavin’s warzone challenge for Andrew, F**kface promos, Dental updates, Waco, Survivor diarrhea, The last beard oil for the rest of your life, Toilet paper showdown, The perfect ultimate recipe, and Eric getting mad.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's roof, The Preview, non-rehash of the grocery store, pizza party at Geoff's, hot dog chews, Geoff's root canal, earliest childhood disappointment, movie reviews, the new game Sloppy Joes Bingo, the Year of Slop, and Andrew's XFL fandom.
In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Chia pets, sea monkeys, astrology, unfortunate teeth saga, Family feud game, Geoff’s year of movie, Bean hole, microwave etiquette, and Livin that slop life.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's actions, best air food, questions without answers, rocks not rocks draft, scheduling sloppy joe's bingo, Andrew's stolen doorbell, another new Gavin life hack, Burger Queen, the G League, our official partners, we make games out of everything, jack hammering a bean hole, and the St of Beans.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about fisherman's pie, Halo Infinite push to talk, the preview?, Andrew's mystery, Bourne hiding, Sloppy Joes is down, Eric's life, Andrew's great fall, a new F**kface game, no doorbell, Geoff's mystery poop, poison prices, and making Gavin cry.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about light pleasantries, same voices, mall drama, Geoff's punk zine, Facebook messenger decade, Lego social media, a crazy sports weekend, Wrestlemania blown quad, movie insights, Chasing Amy trading cards, Thank Me Later redux, Andrew's weird ice pack, pickled onion, cook book, photography, and upcoming drafts.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about alter egos, a bit cheeky, Stewart also died, Geoff is ready to pop the claws, growing up, red ranger off the top rope, a major apple update, hemispheres of flavor, XFL San Antonio Brahmas, the best salute, Gavin gagging, Sloppy Joe's mic, and RTX F**kface museum.
Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Thomas the Bumbler, Borzois, cool icing, gruping the scarlett, waffles, best fast food burger, our drafts, first rocks, Gavin's ice and apple, crisps, pancake lengths, Back Off, and screaming about backs.
F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric takes a guess, one nil to Nick, have my ears peeled, rock not rock draft, Dracula A.D. 1972, Sloppy Joes Bingo, Gavin's new life hack, oversold flights, Sherlock Holmes, Savannah Bananas tickets, finding friends in Savannah, ignoring Andrew in person revisited, Nico, Tom, and Andrew's facebook message.
Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird. Prepare for takeoff as F**kface brings you a new watchalong, this time with the 1981 "classic" Condorman. Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West. Watch along with Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick to unlock the mysteries that are Condorman.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cars we identify with, Flintstoning it, Stewart the Bumbling Customer footage, A Spring Guy, Geoff's waking thoughts, hot dog issue, leaf industries, F**kface museum, overseas poop, flags, icy hot while needing to pee, deodorant, Geoff's book, cookbooks, accidental murder, and a .22.
Attention Shoppers, the F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they’re drafting the best mall. What stores will land a coveted spot in each mall? 4 rounds of a snake draft start now. Where are you shopping?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about group COVID, back lengths, all back, 18% head, artist interpretation, nicknames, Geowizard, Sloppy Joes trivia, Conch Republic, Italian food, one of the family, pictures of Jesus, Corridor Crew Jason Bourne video, season ticket resale, Gavin's slime, new vocabulary, rock not rock reactions, the coronation, and pastrami.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about more nicknames, Poochie, the Mall Draft, other british Gavin, Geoss & Georemy, main birthdays, an extra year of dumb, Gavin has a clip, Zona Andrew, bicentennial man, sleep situations, morning thoughts, Chungle, the $13,000 light, similar slime situation, and cosmic crisps.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scooper guy, brain use, 4DX sleep, recipe photography, COVID fog, Max, an amazing coincidence, alter ego era, Summer of '98, rollercoaster puke, Cosmic Crisp follows Gavin, body expertise, hair, albums, and mix tape creation.
t's Slop O'Clock and the F**kface crew is here for some bingo. Join Andrew, Nick, Eric, Geoff, and Gavin (ANEGG) as they finally play Sloppy Joe's Bingo live with YOU! We worked with our friend Guvkon (Twitter @guvkon) to make an official Sloppy Joe's Bingo card for tonight! Grab your bingo card here: https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a new nickname, Split, GI Joe draft, out of sync, easter egg, Andrew's birthday cake, Colin the Caterpillar, positive food guy, slime update, Babadook, Valerian, Sideways, Johnny Caviar, and waking dreams.
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Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blindside rules, out of context, Pacino's baby, natural causes age, last time alarm, the cheese hill winner, Seinfeld, Bean Hole Days and Hobo Days, green card, a really long XLR, praying, condorman stuff, Kekethespidermonkey, Snoopy, and this being a weird one.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about OG names, hangman, noose strategies, zoltar changing a tire, Ina Fried, TV changes, the national anthem, high school songs, sponsoring a high school, the school uniform store at the mall, buying a work shirt, fake work aka ferking, marathon hiding, crisps, and recreating a photo.
"IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, THIS IS NO LONGER ON SALE. Geoff and Eric are back to open some packs and find a Zim? Maybe? It’s blind box gurpler time. Get gurpl’d. Find golden gurpler for ultimate gurpling surprise."
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Cartoon t-bones, Andrew’s life hack, Millie’s ability to break xbox headphones, Andrew's thumbsticks, Medieval Times, Crisps, Department stores as a kid, Gavin’s lost a step, Trying to set up a Fast X watch party, Geoff’s toilet paper holder life hack, and Jeeps in the morning.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick Nameless, movie plots, spoilers, finding the limit, Medieval Times horses, the worst soup, horse racing, SMEG, hidden consoles, Gavin has a clip, equidistant birth places, Andrew's thumbstick journey update, and thumbcam via kinect?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a quiet f**kface, Conch Republic, Gradey Dick, Ian McKellen to Falkor, McDonald's birthday, perspective, Geoff's ankle integrity, boba tastings, lil Hobbs, a fork, thumb vibes, BTS sauce crash, ACDC Logo, Zimmer car, red boots, Australian anxiety, The Pride of F**kface, and feeling old.
The F**kface crew is back with a new draft: Ads from our Childhood. The pool is ads and it was Gavin's idea. We highly recommend you watch the video version of this one so you can see the ads but they are commercials so it's up to you. The Ads Draft starts now!
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a one second grace period, dodging a bullet, Andrew's prototypes, not being a knife guy, RTX, Summer of 98 Yearbook, Golden Gurpler, Summer of 98 Definitive List, Crazy Puffs, 4 Three Cheese, souvenir shirts business, Geoff at Sloppy Joe's, the Northface Fuck Face guy, and ocean jetskiing.
The F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they're drafting States. It was Eric's idea and what do you think Andrew is going to do? Finally a finite pool to draft from, you would think. Who won?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about non-AI show, Gavin in the lab, rat tail, Andrew is in the lab, sleep spaghetti, deep in the lore of nothing, shocks & shoes, Summer of 98 movies, Vegas, Gavin's luck, GOTUS, Chris's climbing gear, and Knees Pattillo.
It's a new Sausage Talk. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick as they get together to talk about merch, an addendum to the merch, who works for who, Geoff's new podcast, and now we have the website.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's a movie guy, Summer of 98 baseball, Chewbacca, back in time, outside food, the sphere, same shirts, poop brain, in bed early, cement mixers, grango, wetware, the sticks, and being somebody's last straw.
"Whether pulled from the pack sack, sent in by fans, or brought in by Geoff, The Break Show is a weekly card pack opening show where we hunt for rare oddities, chase cards, and unique collections. Geoff, Eric, and Emily begin new collections like food names, the F**kface zoo, names that sound like porn names, musical instruments, and cool hands. They also get a big hit in the last pull of the show."
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about poop game, shit shades, pink eye, juice lab, sleep spaghetti v2, the Panton collection, mystery injuries, gems of war achievements, mouth tape food poisoning, flammable farts, Andrew's realization of seasons, Geoff's morbid American history, and the new flavors taste test.
We’re back with a brand new Break Show and we’re joined by special guest Gustavo Sorola. Witness the opening of cards that have been in storage for nearly 30 years. While starting collections like names that are body parts, players who look unwell, and pu**y slay, Gus takes us on a walk down memory lane and we eat 30 year old gum.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's sneaky farts, being the most family friendly podcast out there, Eric's betrayal, Johnny Mnemonic, Andrew's budding commercial career, The Norm Show, Geoff's new podcast, and bringing Kool-Aid to the lab.
Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back again opening card packs and letters sent in by you guys, as well as Barbie and Dallas packs bought just for Emily. Geoff lets the livestream poll decide whether or not he should open his Ripken Rip card after years in storage. Multiple Dicks are added to our body parts collection!
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potatoes for way too long, Andrew’s legacy, vandalizing statues, popular first names, family lineages, Christina Aguilera's love of Mario Kart, friendly vs. non-friendly rivalries, phone etiquette, gamer tags, butt cream, and toilet time routines.
Geoff, Eric, and Emily dive into MLB, NBA, Dallas, Bingo, RoboCop, Garbage Pail Kids, Peanuts, WWE, and Yo! MTV Raps packs to grow collections like Name Is a Place, Body Is a Letter, Ballpark Ballerinas, Keep on Truckin’, and Lil Sluggers. Emily decorates the set and Eric considers getting Bingo and Vulture Snoopy tattoos.
Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to talk through the Top 10 movies of the Summer of 98 and we're not leaving until we've settled it. Andrew has compiled the list, everyone chooses 3, and that's where the battle begins. What is your Summer of 98 Top 10 movies? Is Snake Eyes on it?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew are STILL talking about potatoes… but also how Andrew’s never tried eggs, ketchup brands, sports names, Andrew’s stalker, Stevie Nicks, people who video entire concerts, how reflective bald heads are, the most appetizing land animals, compiling a worst songs ever playlist, and Geoff receives a surprise gift mid episode.
To put a wrap on the Summer of 98, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to make the Ultimate Playlist for 1998. In a round robin selection, the crew builds a list of their favorite songs of 98 to put together one playlist. It's back to back jams as we take your summer out with a bang. You can listen to the Ultimate Playlist of 98 on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2n5nxHO2auQPS6nvabXww1?si=d9ac386d7842482e
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew use the term Zazzle and talk about different oven uses, the Panton collection, Don Zimmer, summer of 98, time zones, boating around the world, the danger of national parks, building a human out of food named after human body parts, whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable, natural handles for dogs, and Andrew gives a powerpoint presentation on why he deserves a cock.
Geoff, Eric, and Emily open some fan mail, MLB, Godzilla, Backstreet Boys, Barbie, and Disney, packs. They are still on the hunt for Zim, and creating new collections like That Guy Smokes in the House and Celebriducks.
Geoff has declared that he can close his “nose flaps” at will to block out smells. The rest of the F**kface crew wants to put it to a test by locking him in the portapotty with an open can of Surströmming, Sweden’s notoriously stinky delicacy. Does Geoff have what it takes or will his nose flaps fail him in his time of need?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Episode 196, Andrews cock money, our Starfield characters, houses, and parents, F**kface Bababooey, present their punchline homework, Geoff tries his potato smileys, deep fried scrub daddies, the prominence of the letter E, British explorers, and then there’s Gavin.
Geoff and Emily sift through Beavis and Butt-head, Batman Forever, NBA Mosaic, Army of Darkness, True Crime, Anchorman, Bowman MLB packs and a Topps Hobby Box. New collections include Generic Joes, Name is a Dump, Stretch Armstrong, and Famous NBA Players Kids. Geoff grades last week's picks, one of which is worth nearly $5000.
The long awaited Crisps ranking is here. Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have selected 4 (four) of their nation's greatest crisps (chips) to go head to head in a taste test. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, Nick, Graysie, and special guest Becca as crisps are crunched. What's a nik nok?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the upcoming takeover of the Let’sPlay channel, Andrews Ankles, Team17, X-Box criminal records, picking the best flavors, how many classic Disney movies and remakes we’ve missed, cryptids, Kool-aid jammers, and being able to wear each others body parts.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how impressed they are by Gus Sorola, scanning Starfield planets, most sought after skill in a podcaster draft, phone voices, Andrew leading the college Pick’em, potato draft, the use of nose flaps, bath time preferences, Caviar phones, not so hot sports takes, Kindle sex books, talking to yourself, Gavin being the equivalent of a wolf, what qualifies as an ingredient, gas station chips, and Geoff's water park induced enema.
Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back after a week off to take a shot at the Bowman Chrome buyback program, play a common thread, and open an autographed basketball. They also open 2023 Bowman Chrome, Twilight Eclipse, Sabotage Wrestling, YouTube Shorts, 1991 Fleer Ultra Football, Select NBA, Panini Optic Donruss, Game of Thrones, and Topps Allen & Ginter packs.
It's Slop O'Clock and the F**kface crew is here for some bingo. Join Andrew, Nick, Eric, Geoff, and Gavin (ANEGG) as they finally play Sloppy Joe's Bingo live with YOU, this time they'll be using the OFFICIAL Sloppy Joe's Bingo cards from the box that is on sale TONIGHT at store.roosterteeth.com Grab your bingo card here: https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/ Thanks to our friend Guvkon (Twitter @guvkon) for making the Bingo Card Generator site.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their stupidity timelines, Apple CarPlay, refurbished cell phones, Andrew hating Google, how many “ha’s” have to be sent for something to be funny, baby alien schlongs, overdosing on Alka Seltzers, sleep hack: switch sides of the bed, Geoff’s monkey sleepover in Panama, the funniest people they know, running out of gas in SnowRunner, superhero movies, the wimpiest Survivor cast, go to songs that play in your head, and who’s the WOAT?
Geoff and Emily are back with the F**kface Break Show. Where’s Eric? Playing Sloppy Joe’s Bingo in Key West. Today's packs include Lion King, Corvette, ‘91 Score Hockey, Allen & Ginter, Panini Recon Basketball, Fleet Ultra NFL, Disney, Panini Diamond Kings Baseball, Beavis and Butt-Head, Panini Prizm WNBA, 2021 Pieces of the Past and a Ripken Rip Card. They also get a Zimmer in the mail!
It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. Watch the episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujvzAdvdS7A
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s new nickname, Britney Spears, their picks for the WOAT, Maiquel Falcao, kinds of shit, a couples massage gone wrong, the Chip Kelly method, sleeping with airpods, if Gavin is an alien, A Thousand Words, Highlander, The Littlest Hobo, whether Canadians or Americans love dogs more, F**kface easter eggs, naughty naked video games, David Lynch, Halo Infinite, Austin summer ending, Gavin’s pool parties, hallucinating, exploding ear syndrome, sleep voices, drugs, and more.
Geoff, Eric, and Emily bring you another episode of the F**kface Break Show filled with 1990 Bowman Baseball, Pieces of the Past, Mosaic Football, Batman Returns, Topps Heritage, Prizm WWE, Decision 92, Topps Allen & Ginter, Star Wars Galaxy, Gilded Age, and Prizm NBA packs. They also open a Hit Parade Autographed Baseball Mini Helmet.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about physical calendars, fountain pens, joined up writing (aka cursive), the Empty Quarter, bean hole, Andrews matrix chair moment, UFC 4, brushing your teeth in the dark, Key West, Sloppy Joe’s, the very inexperienced boat captain, sleep spaghetti, stepping on sea urchins, the tiny shipwreck, leaving Gavin behind in the ocean, dirt & worms, getting recognized in public, would you shoot a dog for $175M or strangle Andrew to death once a month?, the ghost tour curse, jet skiing, pleading the second and more.
Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back with high energy to open Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Weird n’ Wild Creatures, Spoofy Tunes Butthedz, Iditarod Trail, Bingo!, 2019 Allen & Ginter, ProSet Super Stars MusiCards, Mosaic NFL, Gilded Age, Panini Prizm UFC and NBA packs. In honor of the MLB Playoffs, they also open a 2023 Hit Parade Autographed Baseball Bat in hopes of it being signed by Shohei Ohtani. Will their wish come true?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about killing Andrew with a towel, mini helmets, the Key West hypotheticals, the Justice League, Geoff’s many podcasts, shooting references, morning pleasantries, the admirals club, boarding groups, contingency plans, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the solar eclipse, clips girl dinner lunch, SnowRunner, Tax Day, First Light Books, Andrew’s broken chair, the scorpion chair, when Eric worked at Razer, phlegm, smiles, Geoff’s trip to the dentist, the Incredible Hulk, RoboCop, smut, the new kissabel apples, the Dallas Quest, and more.
Geoff, Emily, and special guest Gustavo Sorola are back breaking packs
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the seasons of Andrew, the horrible SnowRunner update, watching cable, Stay Tuned!, childhood commercials, George Clooney, Flo from Progressive, the Sonic guys, shoulder falcon, F**kface jerseys, getting your anus waxed, at home ass waxing pulley systems, Andrews shameception, hoagies, grinders, and subs, cursive writing in school, John Carpenter is Geoff’s spirit animal, popsicles, the Halloween movies, being accused of killing people, running into regulation listeners, Clown Core, writing gay sci-fi smut, and more.
This week, Geoff and Emily are joined by F**kface’s own, Gavin Free. While Emily and Gavin get their hands dirty filling pens with bean hole dirt, Geoff will open a variety of different card packs as well as an autographed basketball jersey. The gang is also using this week to show off the new F**kface nacho helmets, tees, and beanies which are on sale NOW.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s head size, being locked out, celsius to normal temperature, boat safety, dick shelves, the Sopranos game, Fury vs Ngannou, school night gaming, Alan Wake 2, letters to chair companies, fictitious employees, long hat mode, the upcoming cock awards, Geoff’s smut novel, turning Nick’s mic on, Andrew waxing himself, undelegatables, the glory hole, how to film them getting their buttholes professionally waxed, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Poymel secretions, the impending anal waxing, exploding head syndrome, making a sleep soundtrack, spinoff podcasts, Crazy Frog’s dick, Nick’s feet, life changing sandwiches, the guy in a puffy NFL jacket drenched in soda, Gavin’s belly button shot, dream laughter, shredded food, Big Bite, bacon butty, the regulation sandwich, the jack hammer, Andrew’s warehouse days, the party gurpler, living in cat breath, head measurements, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, curly straws, the everything draft, having your pubes on the internet, Penelope’s Pube glasses, the hot dog derby and amusement park, Russell Hantz, Wienerschnitzel Sea Dog, sex in a bun, why Andrew doesn’t like tomatoes, Reacher, intro songs, and more.
Our newlyweds Geoff and Emily are home from their honeymoon and joined by Sammie from Best Friends Today! Because Sammie is a big NBA fan, we will spend the show diving heavily into basketball card packs and memorabilia. We’ll also get to see some official card grades and eat more old gum.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Lost island, Tony Soprano, who’s to blame for the lack of asshole waxing, the horse with a hole, the Musk and Bezos boxes, perving on the files, weird pet names, cat Eric, the joke book, Andrew’s memory of Cirque du Soleil, wasted experiences, sushi quality, Gavin’s not a taste guy, protein bricks, the sanded down meal replacement pill, the complications of eating wings, Crash Bandicoot, Geoff’s lack of bladder control, backyard pee zones, the most difficult glory hole, getting gizmo’d, arson and more.
Geoff, Emily, and (finally) Eric are back for another week of the F**kface Break Show! This week we grade past pulls, open our third rip card, a variety of different card packs, and a Pieces of the Past Keepsake Box.
Geoff, Gavin, Eric, and Nick get together in Geoff's backyard to dig another bean hole and collect some dirt for the Bean Hole Dirt Pens. They have rented a jack hammer. Do they need a jack hammer? Do they know how to use a jack hammer? Should they be allowed to do this? Grab a shovel and a powertool because its time to dig.
Just hear the sleigh bells jingling as ANEGG get together for a new draft, this time picking the greatest Xmas movies of all time. Is the number 1 pick TRULY number 1? What would your draft board look like? You watching these? Don't bother putting the cookies out for Santa because F**kface is bringing the goods this year.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s wedding, Gavins best man speech, Andrew's impressions, Immortality, Nick’s dancing, tattoos, if Andrew is actually his mother, the kid who might have killed his parents, the curly straw, gurpler straw race, Graysie’s method of recycling, the rehearsal dinner, Top Notch, throw up volume, the fruit throwing video, Fuegismo, TPG, Trucks, Shane MacGowan, F**kface cursed deaths, franchising The Melting Pot, reviewing the regulation sandwich photos, spoons, and more.
Join Geoff, Emily, and Eric for this weeks F**kface Break Show. You know the drill, we're gonna open plenty of card packs for you as well as an autographed football. Fingers crossed we'll have the same luck as last week. We’re also finally getting around to opening some of our mail, did you spot anything you sent in?
Rockin around the F**kface tree this year is AN EGG as they pick their favorite holiday tunes. Is music the reason for the season? Is a snack draft important for picking here? Want to listen to the whole playlist? Check it out here but SPOILERS it has all the songs on it: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/64wNuttWuzeunT00CHG0MZ?si=9f5191f0d68d42da
We just got the extended beanie prototypes so we needed to try them out. Enjoy.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Michael Jackson's private voice, Ready 2 Rumble, writing smut in NYC, YouTube accounts, the wheel of years, getting extensions, and more.
Join Geoff, Emily, and special guest Gavin Free for this F**kface Blowout Episode! This year we’ve bought so many unique card packs and autographed collectibles, as well as been sent so many goodies from fans. It’s time to clean out our stock and make room for more finds in the new year! Until next time, Happy holidays!
AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what was Hot or Not for the 98 holiday. Whoa is that PlayStation?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the experience of finally getting their buttholes waxed, Geoff deciding to also get his balls waxed, the risk of getting poo in the follicle holes, Geoff and Gavin's trip to New York, Brooklyn coffee shop smut, seeing the Rockettes, Radio City Music Hall, Geoff’s audio files of himself peeing, farting in the airport lounge, accidentally pressing the elevator alarm, what was supposed to be the best diet coke, the woman trying to interview the soda shop owner, ice skating, ankle strength, skyline projections, the bird chirp fart file, the stolen Andrew wrapping paper, cosmic crisp buying into F**kface, the hidden Monopoly money, the wheel of years pick, and more.
Gavin said this would feel good so now Geoff & Gavin are getting waxed. We also got great footage for our new video opening. Who do you think had it worse? Do you think it felt good?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew wish you a Happy New Year and talk about asshole sweat, making Nick wear the monkey mask on this podcast, asshole updates, the beanhole, Andrew finding the Monopoly money, 10 inch tweezers, how Gavin grips sticks, lore consultant, new year's resolutions, getting jacked hands, giant forearm guy, Lady in the Water, more Melting Pot updates, foreign F**kface, who’s more American?, trying to get the billboard in Indiana, cheating the cock award system, the nominations, Andrew’s campaign, searching for guidance, Geoff’s sign from Howard Stern, peak sleep routines, The Hateful Eight, the year we change the name of this podcast, and more.
Which fruit do you think you could throw the furthest? The long awaited arrival is here. It’s the fruit throw video. Pick a fruit and chuck it.
You may have seen the true fruit throw video but now watch it with behind the scenes, never before heard commentary from Andrew Panton and Tim G. Are you a fruit guy? Have a watch and marvel at these tosses.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Andrew would carry out a murder, being a week into new buttholes, making a toupe out of ass hair, tug of war and jet ski waxing methods, the great standing desk debate, Andrew’s cock award results, a heartfelt apology to Jack, the fruit video, the breastfeeding at an NBA game, their clumsy incidents, buying and renovating your childhood home, tracking height in door frames, the mall buying Andrew’s neighborhood, putting a plaque in said mall, bean hole dirt pens getting to Canada, Geoff’s unnamed secret puppy, and more.
Happy New Year and happy breaking! Geoff and Emily are joined by Gus Sorola for the first F**kface Break Show of 2024. Will they ever find the bottom of Gus’ suitcase? You better believe they’re gonna try. We’ll also see pulls from the pack sack, fan mail, and a Blizzard Legacy Collection box.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how they spent their Christmas breaks, McNugget Buddies, testing grip strength, using dog medicine to make hands rougher, New Years Eve festivities, cool vids, maximizing Christmas tree space, salad spinners as toys, the crouton eating contest, the New Years Eve movie, reimagining the ball drop, why shirts have fronts and backs, the long awaited creative meeting, Geoff’s handwriting, Trucks, improvements to the hot dog races, the Detroit area code, picking our vibes for 2024, Andrew’s useless alarm system, breathe the weight away, Us, the mall game show, this years predictions, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Worms, Andrew’s old man routine, Turner Classic Movies, Ridiculousness, Citizen Kane, Hello Dolly, scenes in movies we skip, The Iron Claw, Andrew not feeling well, the emotional journey of Up, Geoff’s magnetization to dogshit, Andrew’s first trip to the dentist in 12 years, root canal advice, physics lessons, more of the great standing desk debate, Cosmic Crisp Apples, recipe-less cooking, oddly named fruit, eating a whole loaf of bread, Geoff’s puppy gnawing on the corners of walls, skills we thought we’d use more, the death barometer, forgetting things, which celebrities will last, which body part would be worst to have 2 of, tastebud positioning, calzones, pizza survival, Blue Streak and more.
Geoff, Emily, and Eric are back together in search of more relics. Thanks to our lovely friend Andrew Panton, we have a special package of McNugget Buddies to open. He only needs Kerwin and Darla to complete his collection. If our special touch doesn’t bring them home, Andrew said he’s leaving F**kface forever. Better hope we get those nuggets.
In an attempt to secure his final two nugget buddies Andrew mailed a crate of buds for Geoff to open during the break show. Does nugget paranoia get the best of Gavin & Andrew? Does Andrew secure his missing Kerwin & Darla? Watch along with us!
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about toothpaste hardness, shit in the shower, temperature change, worst movie posters, goat and cat eyes, streaming, trucks with Andrew, Warzone, Halo times maybe, apple pies & sandwiches, rethinking pears, and Does It Do is out now.
Join Geoff, Emily, and Eric for yet another episode of the F**kface Break Show. You know the drill, we’ll grade our previous pulls and then dive into some NBA Hoops, Country Classics, 2023 National Hockey Card Day, LEGO Create the World, Panini Mosaic Football, 2023 AEW Upper Deck, Dick Tracy, Barbie, Allen & Ginter packs and a Topps McDonald's All American Chrome Basketball Hobby Box.
Gavin claims that if you stack desks, the top desk will be move faster than the bottom desk. Graysie does not agree. We finally put it to the test with a surprise 3 desk test.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Payday 3, sending Gavin to the Owl City lab, measuring the brightness of 10 million fireflies, ear patterned baldness, buying bugs online, Ladybug Johnson, nursemaid Tittle, the things we could get away with in a hi-vis vest, high school football field dick chain, how invisible is Nick?, the kitchen day competitions, keeping your guard up with a sleeping mask, Andrew’s hamstring injury, zodiac based financial predictions, Chinese New Year animals and elements, Andrew got a cock, the “it all happens” invite, the Missing Children Milk Carton program, food related advertising efforts, best newspaper section to eat, grip strength, the ball squeeze, and more.
Geoff, Emily, and Eric bring you another episode of the F**kface Break Show. Geoff shares the grades of last week's picks, Emily brings us some Disney collectibles, and we also open NFL Mosaic, Allen & Ginter, AEW, Dallas, and Topps Stadium packs. They’ll close the show with a Tristar Platinum Autographed Baseball… who will it be?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew start the episode off with some mellow check ins and talk about Andrew and Gavin’s Google Maps game, Does It Do? Sunglasses debacle, Geoff’s tone shift, Trucks, Palworld, Sodastream carbonated juice, unifarm innovation, exploding Soda Stream canisters, explosive colors, using compressed air on an Xbox, Andrew’s vacuuming frequency, if blimping is a dead technology, buying a mini blimp, Eric’s wrestling commentary, naked old men flopping vs. Sienna Miller running in a gown, John Malkovich burping, Andrew’s ad read clip, playing Payday 3, negative returns on Gurplers, being there for each other's penis’, what would blow your mind if you were from the 1950’s, and more.
Welcome back to the F**kface Break Show! Aside from grading previous pulls, we have a lot of new items to sift through including some mail. We open Desert Storm, Topps Batman, Ninja Turtles, Elemental, Topps Chrome and Heritage Baseball, Topps Major League Soccer, Prizm NBA, Disney Cutie and Creepy Cuffs, Allen & Ginter, Upper Deck Baseball, Upper Deck Goodwin Champions, and other packs. We wrap up the episode by opening a Hit Parade Nintendo NES Cartridge and a Hit Parade Basketball Emerald Edition Series 1 Hobby Box.
We are gathered here today because we decided now is the time to drink a whole can of soda through the F**kface silly straw, a real straw that works. Gavin and Geoff have their safety equipment on because safety first and now the race is on. Who can drink it down? Is that Michael on a Onewheel?
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Herman Miller chairs, putting your hand in a cactus, asshole update, tailbone cracking, chiropractic methods, wanting to be touched less, new day rituals, the logistics of having multiple dicks, Gavin’s cleaning tongue, animals that eat their young, BMX bike jumping, Geoff running over Gavin’s toothpaste, no bleeding goal, bathtub fill time, is Mr. Magoo blind?, Andrew figuring out how to use the keyboard, Angry Whopper hack, how many substitutions are allowed before it’s no longer the menu item, blindfolded episode, filmable falcons, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Gavin is here early, market research, Andrew's root canal, teeth memory, bike debacle, old problems, Geoff's dog's name, custom orders, foot long, wearing pants, and Tiktok.
This week on the F**kface Break Show we’ve got every variation of the Topps 2024 Series 1 packs to open. But before we get to that, we’ll grade last week's picks as well as some of Geoff’s personal picks, open some beyond appreciated mail, continue Emily’s search for the Marie Cutie Cuff, and see Geoff cry a few tears of joy.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting sent to the office, children fidget weapons, yoyo’s getting banned in school, lockers, smurf christening, 5 pound bets, bomb shapes, the size of an appendix, sour patch kids heads, recouping your organ space, pantone color of 2024, what animals could sell us what foods, animal drug dealers, best/worst devil actors, robinsons orange, Geoff’s tooth falling out, how the umidigi died, newfound faith in Eric and board games, playing Expeditions: A Mud Runner Game, the monster truck kid on Geoff’s street, what happened to episode 196, and more.
An announcement for the ages.
This week we’ll continue opening our collection of the Topps 2024 Series 1 packs. We’ll also open some mail, including a package from our friend Burney, celebrate the Celtics, and open Care Bears, NHL, MLB, Nightmare Before Christmas, and G.I. Joe packs. Eric is really quiet this episode, but Griff and Jack sure aren’t!
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew address the company closure as well as talk about the Ratyboy announcement, McDonald’s salt delivery, Eric taking a phone call mid-record, the groan tube, who can clog a toilet quicker, the amount of merch inventory that will be leftover, the cheese trophy, no one can take Ian from us, Oscar movie reviews, Woman with the Red Lipstick, Andrew’s moms opinion on Poor Things, Emma Stone’s nipples, search engines, ancient Hotmail, catching a rubber pop up toy in between your buttcheeks, Andrew stepping in the trash bin, dying in other universes, magazine prices, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick wearing the mask, dark humor and therapy, jacking Geoff’s house up, cracking house foundations, Andrew’s discount shopping and pranking, scariest texts to receive from Andrew, the Slop O’clocks, Geoff’s fridge is broken, a book full of F**kface photography, converting fart recordings to written word, time travel, what’s going on with Kate Middleton, smoke alarms going off in the middle of the night, 9 volt batteries, bad ad reads and make goods, podcast training camp, Andrew’s habit of rule following, NYT Connections, the familiar house in Michigan, Gavin doesn’t answer texts, Andrew said trash, a room made from clocks, MVP Nick, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about enthusiasm, architect Andrew, cat guessing, what did we talk about, a food you can't say no to and whats on it, UK TV License, AH AMEX problems, doordash shooting food at you, bird love spaghetti, back back hoodie, and pin the falcon on the dick.
Welcome to the final episode of the F**kface Break Show! We'll run through as much of our stock as we can and celebrate the life of the show. Thanks for always sticking with us.
Recorded February of 2023, listen as the guys talk through what they wanted to do for Does It Do and determine if they should? Go rewatch all of Does It Do now while there's time. Did we do? Maybe we did. You could too.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about remastering Red Vs Blue, Jack being a thief, Eric and Andrew’s sick voices, jizzle knowledge, in and out of our cum era, the 9 volt battery above Gavin’s door jams, animals being left and right handed, kicking with dick power, front knee kick in fighting, gun based sports, Vietnam birthday lottery draft, generational celebrity images, least famous faces, feeding fish to fish to catch fish, the future of VR, logging in on a TV, finally asking about Graysie’s tub time, Geoff’s house progress, root canal update, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick’s real life laugh, the goodbye party started by an evil man, Graysie the British Jackal, hourly nightmares, Andrew and Eric going to the mall and making code words, convincing people of time travel, our mall era, Geoff promotion and demotion cycle, childhood disappointments, trying to get Will Sasso in content, DCOM’s, Andrew lying to get a library card, what based on a true story really means, Kirk Cameron, the Twitch streamed UFC fight, mustache hairs, The Matrix MMO, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s voice, why birds don’t have visible balls, animal kingdom penis’, old tweets, Dollar Hot Dog Night, being in a Whataburger commercial, the solar eclipse, Xbox 360 best features, Way of the Dogg, Undercover Boss, recording every piss, hobbies we’re running from, internal goo, snorting Tums, justice for Graysie, NBA stars with pets, Eric the super producer, hollow Whoppers, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about strong acid levels, Jack is kinda not a thief, closing out a 15 year old storyline, the biggest raccoon party, being the first person to do or interact with something, revisiting easter eggs, passing the torch of listening for Nick in the mask, the potential new Geoff and Andrew show, The Last of Us 2 shutting the donut shop down, favorite donut flavors, incorporating new cams, Andrew is saving the company, bringing back dead drops, riding with Eric to do weird stuff, dream topics, who Ike of Mike and Ike is, Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften, taking a leave from talking, icy hot, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potato facts, raccoon fingers, opposable thumbs, stinkiest temperatures, cold sauce, the flavor of cold, the great raccoon scandal of 2016, coffee and vanilla beans, animals we don’t care about, birds, new draft ideas, formal apology to the Celtics, the Vancouver Canucks, getting ahead of light, rug cleaning, believing what we see on the internet, never asking questions, not correcting people, trading cars for rugs, Albert snores, Sea of Thieves life hack, The Panton Store, and more.
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about restarting the podcast every 205 episodes, Andrew reveals his long running easter egg, reminiscing on the last 4 years of F**kface, getting waxed again, boss reviews, Gavin’s scandalous photo, foods we’ve eaten most in our lives, the hot dog registry, nerd smarts, the next TikTok sport, Andrew emoting in Sea of Thieves, Gavin searching for the word, thanking our editor Kelly, thanking our loyal fans, and talking about the future of F**kface. Follow us to stay up to date on our next steps Geoff: instagram.com/geofflramsey x.com/GeoffLRamsey Gavin: instagram.com/gavinfree x.com/GavinFree Andrew: x.com/andrewpanton Eric: instagram.com/ericbaudour x.com/ericbaudour Nick: instagram.com/schwartzanicker x.com/schwartzanicker