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Season 4

  • S04E01 Season 4, Episode 1 // I'm Gonna Set the Law on Gire [84]

    • January 4, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin pulling a visual joke on an audio podcast, a technical nightmare, a season change, and becoming a true crime podcast. Is this the worst episode? Welcome to Season 4.

  • S04E02 Bobcat & Steve // Andrew's Sponsorship Opportunity [85]

    • January 11, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the snow removal budget, cat piss presents, the sauce to Burnham ratio, Gavin questions a device, Geoff is back on the bike kind of, and Andrew's slats.

  • SPECIAL 0x9 A Q&A with Andrew #2

    • January 14, 2022
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    Andrew is back to take questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. Andrew gets behind the scenes on some bits and clears up misconceptions, particularly about Raymond Somer.

  • S04E03 Judging Other Countries // Deep Lore About Nothing [86]

    • January 18, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about judging other countries based on name, the ""Sure, I'd be happy to!"" email, breaking down episode 1 of season 4, Gavin's 3 stories, and Andrew ""Sweet Swing"" Panton in the news.

  • SPECIAL 0x10 F**kface Watch Along: The Tuxedo

    • January 21, 2022
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    "Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo."

  • S04E04 Unpleasantries // Not the first F**kface in V**riety [87]

    • January 25, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our first true crime, 13 years of bullshit, being explicitly ignored, a variety article we aren't in, and Gavin's exploding apple remote kind of.

  • S04E05 F**kface Stadium // Jingle Jingle Jingle [88]

    • February 1, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin remains unpleasant, buying stadium naming rights, Andrew's McDonald's hack, stealing your feelings, being right in an angry way, a 2 episode mystery, and a fingerprint door handle.

  • S04E06 The Royal We // The Infinity Pizza [89]

    • February 8, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew wanting to skateboard but doesn't want to break in half, bad mood at dinner, the next British food tasting selection, is blood water, Donkey Kong Rap & bet, not joining a hockey team, and PUBG chicken.

  • SPECIAL 0x11 F**kface Breaks Shit // Card Openings and Breaks 2/9/2022

    • February 15, 2022
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    Geoff gets the gang together (minus Gavin) to break open some new packs in this February edition of Breaks Shit. Where is …fan Jack? Did Geoff make his money back? Did we pronounce all these hockey names right?

  • S04E07 Pleasantry Differences // A Loose Relationship with the Truth [90]

    • February 15, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about pleasantries, Gavin's ohs, Andrew's achievement lies, why aren't knives better, set ups but no punchlines, Va***ty, David Hasselhoff, disowned by every country, and candy tastings?

  • S04E08 Andrew's Ankle Suggestions // 2022: The Pancake Snorkel Redemption [91]

    • February 22, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Spanky Danky pleasantries, emergency porn glass, Andrew's Hospital Experience, Hotcake Hack Results, illegal knobs, wrist pockets, Gavin's drawstring drywall, and bean hole.

  • SPECIAL 0x12 Eric's Job – Supplemental

    • February 25, 2022
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    You are joining us 25 minutes into a scheduling conversation where Eric is attempting to schedule upcoming F**kface recordings and events. This is not recorded for content, this is all genuine conversation that our audio engineer Nick rolled on just in case. Here is a slice of what it is like to be the producer for this podcast. Enjoy.

  • S04E09 Breakfast with F**kface // Naming a 20,000 Things [92]

    • March 1, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about what is a black coffee, hangin in the bathtub, Naming 20k Things Bet, an apology to Gavin, Geoff's CONTINUED root canals, Donkey Kong bails, and banana shapes.

  • S04E10 The Late Night Episode // Very Different Days [93]

    • March 8, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin in a bad mood, Geoff's new bike, how many things Andrew wrote, being excited to go to bed, using 9 instead of g, and Andrew's Candle Air Freshener remnants.

  • S04E11 Geoff's Cross to Bear // Are Buttplugs Real [94]

    • March 15, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Top Gun, more root canals, The Matrix 4, MILF Alert & Delicious Boner on AIM, gifts from Geoff, dead wrestlers, buttplugs vs bronies, and jingle origins.

  • S04E12 Two Foot Bean Hole // Buttplug Updates [95]

    • March 22, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about disgusting lunch caffeinated soup, partial bean hole, Donkey Kong bet, how many socks is 1, and Andrew's long hair.

  • S04E13 Time to Get in All the Lines // Anti Glass [96]

    • March 29, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about not doing the Jack's notes thing, resprained ankle, Geoff's fridge update, The Gurpler, two bad Lucases, and the most wrong Andrew has been.

  • SPECIAL 0x13 F**kface Breaks Shit // Card Openings and Breaks 3/25/2022

    • April 1, 2022
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    Back in their familiar digs, Geoff gathers Gavin, Andrew, Soundboard Emily, and Producer Eric to break some new packs and discover what's inside. With not a Zim in sight, how will the F**kface Crew fare in this card opening

  • S04E14 How Did Geoff Do Batting? // F**kface Food Holes [97]

    • April 5, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bean hole conclusion, homeruns?, a cookbook, pizza oven spider, cups & cup theory, and closing threads.

  • SPECIAL 0x14 Geoff at the Plate

    • April 6, 2022
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    Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, But there is no joy in F**kville—mighty Geoffy has struck out.

  • SPECIAL 0x15 Geoff at the Plate *REAL*

    • April 9, 2022
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    The sneer is gone from Geoffy's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate, He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate; And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go, And now the air is shattered by the force of Geoffy's blow.

  • S04E15 Gavin's 1 Piece of 64 Pieces of Clothing // The Regulation Bagel [98]

    • April 12, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being relegated to coworker, hot dogs vs bovril, who is the previously on voice, sponsoring a hockey team, My Hubby's Bagels coffee, and urinal etiquette.

  • S04E16 We're (not) a Bovril Podcast // Apologizing to Lucases [99]

    • April 19, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Bovril history, donor regulations, awkward stuff with your parents, AH Live Tour, Gurpler Updates, and Geoff Balls Video.

  • S04E17 The 100th Episode // Condiments is the all time low [100]

    • April 26, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's F**kface 100 Surprise, do they guess the voice?, ambuLAnce bro night, getting reflective, and Gavin's incredible story!

  • S04E18 The Baseball F**kface Fiasco // Dodge the Bov [101]

    • May 3, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about kinks vs cakes, ecomm pleasantries, F**kface Tax Exemptions, Andrew's Popsicle Roulette, Regulation Bagel, and ABBA memories.

  • S04E19 What Does Andrew Look Like? // Shirt Havers [102]

    • May 10, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew has a beard?, Norm MacDonald, The Challenge, Regulation Listener vs Comment Leaver shirts, never ask a chicken's name, Guess Who Might Be Dead Round 2: Movie Version, and Anal Passage Saga.

  • SPECIAL 0x16 F**KFACE Breaks Sh*t

    • May 17, 2022
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    Geoff Ramsey and Eric Baudour participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.

  • S04E20 Best Selling Shirt // We're a Game Creating Podcast [103]

    • May 17, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Jack fortuitously wearing the Anal Passage inspiration shirt, Andrew's movie game, building a house from scratch, and chicken flavored popsicle.

  • S04E21 Last Episode of Year 2 // Geoff Praying to Alexa [104]

    • May 24, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Freddy Kruger, Anal Passage best selling shirt of 2022, water guys?, Gavin's Overkill, blindfolded Halo Infinite, November Get Together, and Previously On Guesses.

  • S04E22 Andrew Admits He Was Wrong // Geoff vs The Swan [105]

    • May 31, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's perspective on the name thing, skittles gummies robbery, hose explosion, an arm decapitation event, Swan Werewolf, and jetskis.

  • S04E23 How to Buy a House // Trench Foot from his Bathtub [106]

    • June 7, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about home vibe inspector, gimmick TV, Andrew fell down the stair, shower clenching, tub sleeping, Gregging it, Geoff wrecks his bike, the big bad werewolf, Jackass Too Spicy Icey, and best in the world.

  • S04E24 Season 4, Year 3, Volume 1, Episode 107 // Future Us is as Lazy as Current We [107]

    • June 14, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about bad intros, what makes a comment leaver, ass backing distance, time travel gummies, banned from NHL 22, most embarrassing Anal Passage, best in the world at dog tragedy, a new electrical problem, Geoff's swan documented, and bread tags.

  • S04E25 A Walking Stupid Contradiction // Our Tubes Will Groan Out the Sun [108]

    • June 21, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff listening to Episode 107, Clip paranoia, F**kstick groan tubes, Meowwolf, spelling bee, and What to call a group of podcasters.

  • SPECIAL 0x17 F**kface Breaks Sh*t 6/21/2022

    • June 25, 2022
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    Geoff and Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we reveal that Garfield has died, there’s a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, some awesome mail, if these Game of Thrones cards are real, and more.

  • S04E26 Please Don't Snipe Us // F**kface: Believe It Cause Why Not [109]

    • June 28, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about being in the process of dropping the ball, knife edges, born again regulation listener, tuxedo tuxedo, prescription drink glasses, Long Kiss Goodnight, vibe sommelier, game show prizes, flipping a coin, Geoff in a helicopter, fantasy vehicles, and sock dilemmas.

  • S04E27 Gavin Tries the Breadclip // Opening the F**kface Vault [110]

    • July 5, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin doing the breadclip, Jake's tums/tooms vs Rolaid/Rolex, Papa John's Branston pickle pizza, Geoff's pool hole, bean hole video, Whippersnapper, Andrew learns about the royals, Shaq's wal mart purchase, basketball, and uneventful lives.

  • SPECIAL 0x18 The Beanhole

    • July 8, 2022
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    After a long day of baseball, the only thing that could satiate you is beans from a hole. The F**kface boys took the time to dig a hole, light a fire, make some beans, then come back and dig up the beans. Chow down on the most delicious content you've ever seen

  • SPECIAL 0x19 Geoff Hits Baseballs (The Gavin Cut)

    • July 8, 2022
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    Behold the ultimate Gavin cut of Geoff hitting the F**kface baseballs. Witness everything there was to see on the day Geoff shocked the world. A true behind the scenes look at auteurs in action.

  • S04E28 Did we get The Tuxedo from the Tuxedo? // The first freeze frame moment of my life [111]

    • July 12, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about an emergency F**kface meeting, the Tuxedo tuxedo, Jetski hi-fiving, Laptop urine, Geoff’s Gavin doorbell dream, and a cpap predicament.

  • SPECIAL 0x20 The Tuxedo Auction

    • July 15, 2022
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    Join Andrew as he live bids on the tuxedo from The Tuxedo. What bids must he overcome? Is anyone going to swoop in and prevent this purchase? Why does Andrew have access to the credit card? Find out answers to all this and more as we try to buy a piece of cinema history.

  • S04E29 A Podcast Where We Get Eachother // Bean Hole Days [112]

    • July 19, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin bagging on Producer Eric, the treasure cove redux, Cosmic Crisp, we're a flubcast, cat socks, Our Tuxedo, Gavin's tea towel, RTX Groan Tubes, and Bobby Lee.

  • S04E30 Dick Got Shot By a Laser // Will Andrew Betray Gavin [113]

    • July 26, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about trying to get Eric again, Geoff's vasectomy, someone wrecked Gavin's jetski, stolen tennis balls from a wrecked car, CPAP fart update, insult grid socks, Survive Block Island paranoia, the screen matched baseball, and crisps gauntlet.

  • S04E31 Episode F114 // I Could Curse 100 Socks [114]

    • August 2, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin being late, the naming convention, nature is taking it back, can't talk about Survive Block Island Meltdown, teaching Andrew the keyboard, The Tuxedo, bad luck socks for sale, the blunder twins, geoff shit the couch, a thousand day puzzle, gavin's tiny bike, and the matrix drive thrus.

  • S04E32 Different Countries, Different Decades // Geoff Still Can't Take Photos [115]

    • August 9, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Death Diving, Go Go Now Joey bellyflop, tea towel Gavin redux, Fuxedo, Chocotaco fiasco, popsicle talk, American Movie & Hands on a Hardbody, Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick, movies, ice cream cakes, cookie puss, and being a cereal history podcast.

  • S04E33 Two Tardies Away From Being Late // The Salad Cream Runs Through Your Veins [116]

    • August 16, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's potential On Time Intervention, how late before you're absent, beans guys, Geoff's corndog update, the end cap challenge, talking to Cosmic Crisp, Unifarm Fruit Gloves, Floor Cupcake redux, Gavin's red socks Red Sox jinks, F**kface Office Day, knob out knob rot, and wake up fart.

  • SPECIAL 0x21 F**kface Breaks Shit // Card Openings and Breaks 8/17/2022

    • August 20, 2022
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    Geoff, Emily, and Producer Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we break open some mail, have a Savanna Bananas drink, feed the pack sack, go through Geoff's open playlist, go through Spring Break cards, and more.

  • S04E34 Wopped By Fester // Gavin's Broken Hand & Ass [117]

    • August 23, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Tito Ortiz, fighting Fester or Porch, bundled and grundened, Antonio Brown, Does It Do? injuries, extra medium, final day of bike ride banning, Hands on a Hardbody, Arnold Vosloo vs Billy Zane, eating expired cereal, Money Movie Morning, Andrew's broken chair, drink confidence, and LASO.

  • S04E35 67 Photos from Andrew's Mom // Drawing Like an Innocent Child [118]

    • August 30, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about endcap shopping with mom, salad cream running through my veins, drawing an endcap, electric s'mores maker, stuff for the museum, Cosmic Crisp, Survivor, Gavin's mushroom problems continued, Geoff's fridge problems continued, Andrew fixing drywall, and F**kface Timecapsule.

  • S04E36 Gavin No Shows Geoff // F**kface Guilt Basket [119]

    • September 6, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about NOT being a technical difficulties podcast, Everyone vs Gavin, no prototype this week, the gross lake, Geoff's bike wreck, Andrew falls too, end cap wrap up, Gavin's drywall, extra medium ruling, a marge shirt out of spite, and Does It Do?

  • S04E37 A Greatest Hits of Geoff's Misery // Andrew's Camera Roll Displayed for His Mom [120]

    • September 13, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's bad ankles, Geoff's continued problems are relentless, car wreck guestbook, Does It Do?, How It Do?, Go Go Now tattoo, Andrew's Mom's TV camera roll intrusion, Gavin's ass bruise, Geoff wants to downhill mountain bike, accordion arm, and Andrew's new burger confidence gamerscore bet.

  • S04E38 Baseballs Round 2 // Alphabet Food Bet Beginnings [121]

    • September 20, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the difficulties of the second round of baseballs, Geoff's arm hair, so much sunscreen, the queen, Game of Thrones, the serial chair breaker, groan tubes are in the store, food alphabet bet beginnings, experiencing stuff in the wrong order, our first office day, and sausage talk.

  • S04E39 What Flavors are We? // Salt, Pepper, & Bullshit [122]

    • September 27, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about baseballs going on sale September 30 @ noon CT, AlphaBet rules on the next episode, Gavin all stopped up, Andrew's heartburn, nut fight, heartburn, Does It Do, more Extra Medium, Gavin's travel story, and a new piss boy?

  • SPECIAL 0x22 Sausage Talk Episode 1

    • September 28, 2022
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    In their first office day together, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric get together to look down the road at what is coming up for F**kface and when it will get done. Allowing you all access to the "creative process," witness how the sausage is made like in the "Eric's Job" episode but without the mounting frustration. There's a lot of pressure on the gang to deliver. Can they do it?

  • S04E40 Geoff's Pastrami Lust // AlphaBet Rules & Pick [123]

    • October 4, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about attempting pastrami again, being weird together, Gavin's PS5 is Geoff's PS5, AlphaBet rules, getting our letters for the AlphaBet, Geoff got Ucked, a Goldeneye Bet?

  • SPECIAL 0x23 F**kface Breaks Shit // Card Openings and Breaks 9/28/2022

    • October 6, 2022
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    Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo and Eric Baudour participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.

  • S04E41 Alpha-Bet Results // Prepare to be Annoyed [124]

    • October 11, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about little chat sessions, RIP Coolio, Hurricane Ian, the end of Season 4, Edgar Wright continued, Alpha-Bet Results, potato patties, tub of greek, who has the most strikes, and was it rigged?

  • SPECIAL 0x24 Alpha-Bet Prejudgement with Andrew, Eric, and Nick

    • October 11, 2022

    LISTEN TO THIS WEEK'S EPISODE BEFORE LISTENING TO THIS - Did he Greg it? After pulling the numbers, Andrew realizes his video mistake and calls upon Eric & Nick to see what kind of trouble he may be in. In this short clip, Eric & Nick go over the evidence and determine how they think Gavin & Geoff will react to Andrew's ball troubles.

Season 5

  • S05E01 Toad in the Hole // Andrew Entered America by accident [125]

    • October 25, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's ""innocence,"" perfnect, Jack on the Break Show, Dan's judgement, Andrew's water keyboard, airing cupboard, hot and cold taps, Geoff's Gems of War progress, a Unifarm ad on any show, Gavin wants to be the only british person around, upcoming TPG content, Andrew entered America by accident, Bingo, Monkey Movie reschedule, good letters, and Geoff's broken finger & 60% ankle.

  • S05E02 Andrew's Treasure Trove of Pencils // 3 Rubbish Strikes to a Marathon [126]

    • November 1, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Season 5 Episode 2, Gavin's real tech problems, Andrew's pencils, how many strokes is in a pencil, Gavin's anxiety dinner dreams, Geoff kisses Gavin, LASO achievement, Eric's discord hate, baseballs, ankles, cold dreams, marathons, Rubbish, Henry's passing, Padres ears and goose, Icy Hot balls, and Geoff's proposal teaser.

  • S05E03 Geoff's Latest Oral Surgery // The First Do Box Story [127]

    • November 8, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's inflatable face and dead people's gums, mouth torture, Geoff's sort of better broken body, Andrew's Icy Hot experience, a Do Box story, and Andrew's gift.

  • SPECIAL 0x25 Survive Block Island: Meltdown Retrospective with Gavin & Andrew

    • November 11, 2022
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    "*SPOILERS AHEAD* WATCH SURVIVE BLOCK ISLAND: MELTDOWN BEFORE LISTENING! Now that Survive Block Island: Meltdown is wrapped up, Geoff sits down with Gavin & Andrew to dig into their experiences on the show and all the supposed betrayal everyone assumed. What was it like behind the scenes and how was it being trapped on an island together, virtually. Everything talked about here is a spoiler for Survive Block Island: Meltdown which people will say ""How was I supposed to know there were spoilers"" but like imagine you do that. Come on."

  • S05E04 We Icy Hot Our Balls // nny keyboard is working again but i don't have an nn key [128]

    • November 15, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew's intro apology, time travel fixings, a vinyl, not salad creaming the icy hot, we watched the monkey movie MVP2, who is the funniest in this episode, penis toilet slamming, Andrew's keyboard revisted, Gavin being CO 2 poisoned via cats, our next Office Day, pizzas, Geoff's proposal, and bachelor crabbing.

  • S05E05 Fish: The Sneakiest Animal // F**kface Bar Game Olympics [129]

    • November 22, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the sneakiest animal, robbing Gavin to illustrate a point, Andrew's magic phase, 250 darts, axe throwing, throwing a frisbee bad, is Nick good at Cornhole, submarine pitchers, how british for Toad in the Hole, Regulation Animation, and a three Ha man.

  • S05E06 Pizza Day Content // Milky for a Week [130]

    • November 29, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's little pizzas, when are we meeting up, we know nothing about Andrew, Gavin's great photo uses, Strangerhood, how much for a week of milk, appletiser, Andrew cutting his own hair, Crisps Gauntlet soon, deep lore about stuffing, Geoff hates Wal Mart, and Andrew in Austin in February?

  • SPECIAL 0x26 Andrew's MVP 2 Powerpoint

    • December 2, 2022
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    Get your banana wipes ready, here is your primer for MVP 2 as presented by Andrew Panton.

  • SPECIAL 0x27 F**kface Watchalong: MVP 2

    • December 2, 2022
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    The wait is over - it's time to watch the monkey movie, MVP 2. Is it a hockey movie? Is it a skateboarding movie? Is Louie the real star? Watchalong with the F**kface team and witness the movie that is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate.

  • S05E07 A Pickle in Austin // Anal Passage Dot Com [131]

    • December 6, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gurpler chugging, excited to record, Pink Panther, Gavin's clip from Pizza Day, climbing anal mountain, jetski owners, Cosmic Crisp reaches out, Andrew's paintball gun, a seaplane, the soccer clip, a snake draft, fall Falls, and deep lore about stuffing recipes.

  • SPECIAL 0x28 Pizza Day

    • December 12, 2022
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    WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. From Geoff’s house with a pizza oven, it’s a F*kface pizza day. Witness the creation of the Ploughman’s Pizza. Geoff and Eric create pepperoni pizzas but is there sabotage on Gavin? This is part one of a two part Pizza Day saga. Video versions on Rooster Teeth and on Youtube.

  • SPECIAL 0x29 Eating the Ploughman’s Pizza

    • December 12, 2022
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    WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. Now that the pizzas are done, it time to dig in. Join the whole crew as they break down their pizza adventure and determine if these pizzas belong in a cookbook. Andrew even gets in on the Pizza Day action. Video versions on Rooster Teeth and on Youtube.

  • S05E08 Geoff's New Lifehack // Asparagus Piss KO [132]

    • December 13, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scheduling struggles, Geoff's discoball shadow monster, sunglasses dump, Geoff's business card, Nick isn't the monkey during F**kface, piss smells but different, pizza vs beans, a grilled cheese problem, Gavin's specific lifehack, Geoff's double salt licorice, best animal shaped foods, Spell Up, Ronald McDonald, and Andrew is Austin??

  • S05E09 Award Winning Friendship // Geoff's Admission [133]

    • December 20, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's travel to America, the Signal Awards, the 5 way buddyship, Noah's arc, VCK mat, Regulation Animation, our last icy hot, Gurpler Chug Speed, Admission, you Brimley'd it, lyric court, Cranteen, and Breakfast Poeppleza.

  • SPECIAL 0x30 Our Favorites of 2022

    • December 23, 2022
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    Join the F**kface crew along with Producer Eric & Engineer Nick as they get together on an office day and talk about their favorite things of 2022. A nice little year end wrap up to the year and the things everyone appreciated. What were you thankful for this year? Let us know.

  • S05E10 Bovril Chug // The Trojan Horse [134]

    • December 27, 2022
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a Bovril Chug to start, beef brained, corndog update, Geoff's food game, trojan cucumbered, recommendations for Geoff, merch, Golden Gurpler, Andrew the Soda Guy, text chain scheming, beet pee, Andrew in Austin continued but not finished, and Geoff's Real Housewife Hulu problems.

  • S05E11 Gavin Was Early // Geoff's Dead Dogs and Duck Dicks [135]

    • January 3, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's perfect clock he built, jet lag, holiday movies, busy work, lifetime falls montage, tripped in San Antonio, the mall is back confirmed, Geoff's weird notes, the worst smelling pee, Florida Duck Kicker, the Bussey Bus, and sports fatalities.

  • S05E12 Andrew is On Your Side // Geoff's year old Cosmic Crisp [136]

    • January 10, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the fireplace video maybe, Santa School, raccoon neighbors, child Andrew was kickable, breaking Andrew's nose, Geoff and Gavin throw up, life hacks, Rush Hour 4, banana moon pies, and double salted black licorice.

  • SPECIAL 0x31 F**kface Falls Draft

    • January 13, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to snake draft all falls from the entirety of human history. Enjoy a big big argument at the top where Eric is right and everyone said he was crazy and now they don't get it. It's something. If you want to see the falls, visit the link below. Who had the best draft? Leave a comment, comment leaver. Here is the COMPLETED draft list: https://bit.ly/FFfallsDraftFinal

  • S05E13 Fireplace Video Problems // Wrapping Up the Cucumber Saga [137]

    • January 17, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our last recording of the year, fireplace content, Andrew's fireplace video, clay works, new apples, Gavin beats one of Andrew's times, Gum 2.0, dripping in cucumber slime, the youtube channel, a best of by Gavin, overflowing a bathtub, did we win a Signal Award, becoming a balaclava guy, and its back in Gavin's court.

  • S05E14 We Are 138 // 8 Hour Fireplace Video [138]

    • January 24, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Utah sodas, We Are 138, Gavin singing Taio Cruz, Andrew's Updates, a freelance regulation bagel, Trials Files, a year of L's, Halo 5, 4 terabytes of fireplace video, summer fireplace video, the pouch, 2023 so far, Andrew's coins, Geoff's bike turns on him, and becoming a blanket guy.

  • S05E15 Are You Feeling Wronged? // Silver Medal Friendship [139]

    • January 31, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin maybe wrongs Andrew, Gavin's phone lifehack, best movies with number letter, falls draft redux, things I learned about Eric, durantula, resort falcons, pool infection, fridge update, Signal Awards, The Zimmies, Trials, Warzone, being a stump guy, The Traitors, and the novelization.

Season 6

  • S06E01 Nick's Laugh Track // Stitches SZN [140]

    • February 7, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about is Gregging Nick wearing the monkey mask, Geoff's fridge and new sofa, Does It Do, Warzone, banana cleanser, dental SZN is over, Gavin's new life hack, Andrew's Gurpler bath panic, a Warzone bathroom strategy, caffeine pill vs Zzzquil, and cake drunk.

  • S06E02 Everything's Wrecked // Unifarm Sleep Spaghetti [141]

    • February 14, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's situation, Austin freeze, Gavin's situation, Warzone, Andrew's credit card fraud, blanket football schemes, sleep situations, Unifarm sleep spaghetti, two recordings, Andrew's Gavin Lifehack, lasagna, separated food, and Andrew's tries double salted licorice.

  • S06E03 Gavin Loves Skype // Andrew Stole Chips Maybe [142]

    • February 21, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Friendervention, Gavin is muted, fridge magnet, Skype forums, loud restaurant, Geoff's power, the bag grew, Warzone tiny snort, can ketchup be warm, Does It Do?, scheduling an office day, Geoff opens Emily's presents, Andrew's chips, Comment Leaver's Gavin lifehacks, nostalgia, the laughtrack, Gavin's therapy selfie, butter chicken, Survivor, and PRANK WARZ PAX 2009.

  • S06E04 Burp Taste vs Piss Smell // Is Gavin the Weird One Now [143]

    • February 28, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cover intros, Geoff's burp, hanging out, Andrew vs the toilet, cabinet knob is the piss, return of the root canal, Gavin's non-filter, one star Ubers, the TV that fixes itself is still broken, driveby root canal, dynamics of a toilet goat kick, feet hatred, and pastrami.

  • S06E05 High Stakes for Gavin // Who's Asking Who What [144]

    • March 7, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric is thinking about being mad, AN EGG, Geoff's naming, ANMA, Geoff's Life Hack, food dice, haircuts, give me Yop Me Mama, bullied on fridays, 2023 is for movies, Rollerball, Fast 9, Geoff Free, throwing a fruit the furthest, Wicked Smarts, premium magnet, and getting mall jobs.

  • S06E06 Smallest Item at a Grocery Store // Sneaking Feet Talk [145]

    • March 14, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Ferrigno vs schwarzenegger, OJ Simpson, the smallest item you can find at a grocery store, If it’s Andrew’s or Gavin’s rules, Weird foot guy by association, Gavin’s warzone challenge for Andrew, F**kface promos, Dental updates, Waco, Survivor diarrhea, The last beard oil for the rest of your life, Toilet paper showdown, The perfect ultimate recipe, and Eric getting mad.

  • S06E07 Crisis Averted // Sloppy Joes Bingo [146]

    • March 21, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's roof, The Preview, non-rehash of the grocery store, pizza party at Geoff's, hot dog chews, Geoff's root canal, earliest childhood disappointment, movie reviews, the new game Sloppy Joes Bingo, the Year of Slop, and Andrew's XFL fandom.

  • SPECIAL 0x32 Sausage Talk 2

    • March 28, 2023
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    In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface.

  • S06E08 The Preview // The Conspiracy [147]

    • March 28, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Chia pets, sea monkeys, astrology, unfortunate teeth saga, Family feud game, Geoff’s year of movie, Bean hole, microwave etiquette, and Livin that slop life.

  • S06E09 Gavin Sympathy // F**kface vs Predator [148]

    • April 4, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's actions, best air food, questions without answers, rocks not rocks draft, scheduling sloppy joe's bingo, Andrew's stolen doorbell, another new Gavin life hack, Burger Queen, the G League, our official partners, we make games out of everything, jack hammering a bean hole, and the St of Beans.

  • S06E10 Pat Gavendail Cinematic Universe // Geoff's Mystery Poop [149]

    • April 11, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about fisherman's pie, Halo Infinite push to talk, the preview?, Andrew's mystery, Bourne hiding, Sloppy Joes is down, Eric's life, Andrew's great fall, a new F**kface game, no doorbell, Geoff's mystery poop, poison prices, and making Gavin cry.

  • S06E11 Off Guard Best Man // Being Decided Via Ladder [150]

    • April 18, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about light pleasantries, same voices, mall drama, Geoff's punk zine, Facebook messenger decade, Lego social media, a crazy sports weekend, Wrestlemania blown quad, movie insights, Chasing Amy trading cards, Thank Me Later redux, Andrew's weird ice pack, pickled onion, cook book, photography, and upcoming drafts.

  • S06E12 A Big Weird Start // Geoff at the Brahmas Game [151]

    • April 25, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about alter egos, a bit cheeky, Stewart also died, Geoff is ready to pop the claws, growing up, red ranger off the top rope, a major apple update, hemispheres of flavor, XFL San Antonio Brahmas, the best salute, Gavin gagging, Sloppy Joe's mic, and RTX F**kface museum.

  • SPECIAL 0x33 F**kface Sloppy Joes Bingo

    • April 28, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live.

  • S06E13 Sleeping on Icing // I've Been in the Lab [152]

    • May 2, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Thomas the Bumbler, Borzois, cool icing, gruping the scarlett, waffles, best fast food burger, our drafts, first rocks, Gavin's ice and apple, crisps, pancake lengths, Back Off, and screaming about backs.

  • SPECIAL 0x34 F**kface Rock Not Rock Draft

    • May 5, 2023
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    F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out.

  • S06E14 Losing a Game We Never Played // Sports Influencer [153]

    • May 9, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Eric takes a guess, one nil to Nick, have my ears peeled, rock not rock draft, Dracula A.D. 1972, Sloppy Joes Bingo, Gavin's new life hack, oversold flights, Sherlock Holmes, Savannah Bananas tickets, finding friends in Savannah, ignoring Andrew in person revisited, Nico, Tom, and Andrew's facebook message.

  • SPECIAL 0x35 F**kface Watchalong: Condorman

    • May 12, 2023
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    Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird. Prepare for takeoff as F**kface brings you a new watchalong, this time with the 1981 "classic" Condorman. Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West. Watch along with Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick to unlock the mysteries that are Condorman.

  • S06E15 What is Weather? // There's Money in the Leaf Game [154]

    • May 16, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about cars we identify with, Flintstoning it, Stewart the Bumbling Customer footage, A Spring Guy, Geoff's waking thoughts, hot dog issue, leaf industries, F**kface museum, overseas poop, flags, icy hot while needing to pee, deodorant, Geoff's book, cookbooks, accidental murder, and a .22.

  • SPECIAL 0x36 F**kface Mall Draft

    • May 19, 2023
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    Attention Shoppers, the F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they’re drafting the best mall. What stores will land a coveted spot in each mall? 4 rounds of a snake draft start now. Where are you shopping?

  • S06E16 Overage Variance Clearance Granted // 7th Round Pick [155]

    • May 23, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about group COVID, back lengths, all back, 18% head, artist interpretation, nicknames, Geowizard, Sloppy Joes trivia, Conch Republic, Italian food, one of the family, pictures of Jesus, Corridor Crew Jason Bourne video, season ticket resale, Gavin's slime, new vocabulary, rock not rock reactions, the coronation, and pastrami.

  • S06E17 GoochPooch & Regulation Guy // The Extra Medium of the 70s [156]

    • May 30, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about more nicknames, Poochie, the Mall Draft, other british Gavin, Geoss & Georemy, main birthdays, an extra year of dumb, Gavin has a clip, Zona Andrew, bicentennial man, sleep situations, morning thoughts, Chungle, the $13,000 light, similar slime situation, and cosmic crisps.

  • S06E18 Ice Cream Gloves // 2023 is the Summer of '98 [157]

    • June 6, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about scooper guy, brain use, 4DX sleep, recipe photography, COVID fog, Max, an amazing coincidence, alter ego era, Summer of '98, rollercoaster puke, Cosmic Crisp follows Gavin, body expertise, hair, albums, and mix tape creation.

  • SPECIAL 0x37 F**kface Sloppy Joe's Bingo (Sleepover Stream)

    • June 10, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    t's Slop O'Clock and the F**kface crew is here for some bingo. Join Andrew, Nick, Eric, Geoff, and Gavin (ANEGG) as they finally play Sloppy Joe's Bingo live with YOU! We worked with our friend Guvkon (Twitter @guvkon) to make an official Sloppy Joe's Bingo card for tonight! Grab your bingo card here: https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/

  • S06E19 Ramscoop vs Whoop Tone // bird_chirp.mp3 [158]

    • June 13, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a new nickname, Split, GI Joe draft, out of sync, easter egg, Andrew's birthday cake, Colin the Caterpillar, positive food guy, slime update, Babadook, Valerian, Sideways, Johnny Caviar, and waking dreams.

  • SPECIAL 0x38 F**kface Blindside

    • June 17, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    ???? Watch along here: https://youtu.be/UO4UNFlOc8w

  • S06E20 We Are Not in a Paranoid Era // Bean Hole Days [159]

    • June 20, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blindside rules, out of context, Pacino's baby, natural causes age, last time alarm, the cheese hill winner, Seinfeld, Bean Hole Days and Hobo Days, green card, a really long XLR, praying, condorman stuff, Kekethespidermonkey, Snoopy, and this being a weird one.

  • S06E21 The Tandem Noose // Our High Schools [160]

    • June 27, 2023
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about OG names, hangman, noose strategies, zoltar changing a tire, Ina Fried, TV changes, the national anthem, high school songs, sponsoring a high school, the school uniform store at the mall, buying a work shirt, fake work aka ferking, marathon hiding, crisps, and recreating a photo.

  • SPECIAL 0x39 Break Show: Blind Box Gurpler Live Shopping Event

    • July 1, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    "IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, THIS IS NO LONGER ON SALE. Geoff and Eric are back to open some packs and find a Zim? Maybe? It’s blind box gurpler time. Get gurpl’d. Find golden gurpler for ultimate gurpling surprise."

  • S06E22 T-bone steak meat ham // Geoff’s back on the streets [161]

    • July 4, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Cartoon t-bones, Andrew’s life hack, Millie’s ability to break xbox headphones, Andrew's thumbsticks, Medieval Times, Crisps, Department stores as a kid, Gavin’s lost a step, Trying to set up a Fast X watch party, Geoff’s toilet paper holder life hack, and Jeeps in the morning.

  • S06E23 Tomato Tomato // Geoff's Gems of War Achievement [162]

    • July 11, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick Nameless, movie plots, spoilers, finding the limit, Medieval Times horses, the worst soup, horse racing, SMEG, hidden consoles, Gavin has a clip, equidistant birth places, Andrew's thumbstick journey update, and thumbcam via kinect?

  • S06E24 Kick Taste // Devaluing the Sauce Stash [163]

    • July 18, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a quiet f**kface, Conch Republic, Gradey Dick, Ian McKellen to Falkor, McDonald's birthday, perspective, Geoff's ankle integrity, boba tastings, lil Hobbs, a fork, thumb vibes, BTS sauce crash, ACDC Logo, Zimmer car, red boots, Australian anxiety, The Pride of F**kface, and feeling old.

  • SPECIAL 0x40 F**kface Ads Draft

    • July 22, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    The F**kface crew is back with a new draft: Ads from our Childhood. The pool is ads and it was Gavin's idea. We highly recommend you watch the video version of this one so you can see the ads but they are commercials so it's up to you. The Ads Draft starts now!

  • S06E25 One Second Early // Geoff at Sloppy Joe's [164]

    • July 25, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about a one second grace period, dodging a bullet, Andrew's prototypes, not being a knife guy, RTX, Summer of 98 Yearbook, Golden Gurpler, Summer of 98 Definitive List, Crazy Puffs, 4 Three Cheese, souvenir shirts business, Geoff at Sloppy Joe's, the Northface Fuck Face guy, and ocean jetskiing.

  • SPECIAL 0x41 F**kface State Draft

    • July 29, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    The F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they're drafting States. It was Eric's idea and what do you think Andrew is going to do? Finally a finite pool to draft from, you would think. Who won?

  • S06E26 Al Dente Sleep Spaghetti // Surprising Geoff in Vegas [165]

    • August 1, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about non-AI show, Gavin in the lab, rat tail, Andrew is in the lab, sleep spaghetti, deep in the lore of nothing, shocks & shoes, Summer of 98 movies, Vegas, Gavin's luck, GOTUS, Chris's climbing gear, and Knees Pattillo.

  • SPECIAL 0x42 Sausage Talk 3

    • August 5, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    It's a new Sausage Talk. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick as they get together to talk about merch, an addendum to the merch, who works for who, Geoff's new podcast, and now we have the website.

  • S06E27 Gurple in Vegas // Somebody's Last Straw [166]

    • August 8, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick's a movie guy, Summer of 98 baseball, Chewbacca, back in time, outside food, the sphere, same shirts, poop brain, in bed early, cement mixers, grango, wetware, the sticks, and being somebody's last straw.

  • SPECIAL 0x43 Welcome to The Break Show

    • August 12, 2023
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    "Whether pulled from the pack sack, sent in by fans, or brought in by Geoff, The Break Show is a weekly card pack opening show where we hunt for rare oddities, chase cards, and unique collections. Geoff, Eric, and Emily begin new collections like food names, the F**kface zoo, names that sound like porn names, musical instruments, and cool hands. They also get a big hit in the last pull of the show."

  • S06E28 In the Lab with Andrew // Fruit Fusions [167]

    • August 15, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about poop game, shit shades, pink eye, juice lab, sleep spaghetti v2, the Panton collection, mystery injuries, gems of war achievements, mouth tape food poisoning, flammable farts, Andrew's realization of seasons, Geoff's morbid American history, and the new flavors taste test.

  • SPECIAL 0x44 F**kface Break Show w/ Gustavo Sorola

    • August 19, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    We’re back with a brand new Break Show and we’re joined by special guest Gustavo Sorola. Witness the opening of cards that have been in storage for nearly 30 years. While starting collections like names that are body parts, players who look unwell, and pu**y slay, Gus takes us on a walk down memory lane and we eat 30 year old gum.

  • S06E29 Return of the Fart // Andrews Big Break [168]

    • August 22, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's sneaky farts, being the most family friendly podcast out there, Eric's betrayal, Johnny Mnemonic, Andrew's budding commercial career, The Norm Show, Geoff's new podcast, and bringing Kool-Aid to the lab.

  • SPECIAL 0x45 F**kface Break Show 8/21

    • August 26, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back again opening card packs and letters sent in by you guys, as well as Barbie and Dallas packs bought just for Emily. Geoff lets the livestream poll decide whether or not he should open his Ripken Rip card after years in storage. Multiple Dicks are added to our body parts collection!

  • S06E30 F**kface Legacies // Butt Cream [169]

    • August 29, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potatoes for way too long, Andrew’s legacy, vandalizing statues, popular first names, family lineages, Christina Aguilera's love of Mario Kart, friendly vs. non-friendly rivalries, phone etiquette, gamer tags, butt cream, and toilet time routines.

  • SPECIAL 0x46 F*kface Break Show 8/28

    • September 2, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Eric, and Emily dive into MLB, NBA, Dallas, Bingo, RoboCop, Garbage Pail Kids, Peanuts, WWE, and Yo! MTV Raps packs to grow collections like Name Is a Place, Body Is a Letter, Ballpark Ballerinas, Keep on Truckin’, and Lil Sluggers. Emily decorates the set and Eric considers getting Bingo and Vulture Snoopy tattoos.

  • SPECIAL 0x47 Summer of 98 Movies Top 10

    • September 2, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to talk through the Top 10 movies of the Summer of 98 and we're not leaving until we've settled it. Andrew has compiled the list, everyone chooses 3, and that's where the battle begins. What is your Summer of 98 Top 10 movies? Is Snake Eyes on it?

  • S06E31 Potato Talk // Bald Concert Goers [170]

    • September 5, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew are STILL talking about potatoes… but also how Andrew’s never tried eggs, ketchup brands, sports names, Andrew’s stalker, Stevie Nicks, people who video entire concerts, how reflective bald heads are, the most appetizing land animals, compiling a worst songs ever playlist, and Geoff receives a surprise gift mid episode.

  • SPECIAL 0x48 Ultimate Playlist of 98

    • September 9, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    To put a wrap on the Summer of 98, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to make the Ultimate Playlist for 1998. In a round robin selection, the crew builds a list of their favorite songs of 98 to put together one playlist. It's back to back jams as we take your summer out with a bang. You can listen to the Ultimate Playlist of 98 on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2n5nxHO2auQPS6nvabXww1?si=d9ac386d7842482e

  • S06E32 Why Andrew deserves a cock // Dog Handles [171]

    • September 12, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew use the term Zazzle and talk about different oven uses, the Panton collection, Don Zimmer, summer of 98, time zones, boating around the world, the danger of national parks, building a human out of food named after human body parts, whether a tomato is a fruit or vegetable, natural handles for dogs, and Andrew gives a powerpoint presentation on why he deserves a cock.

  • SPECIAL 0x49 F**kface Break Show 9/11

    • September 16, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Eric, and Emily open some fan mail, MLB, Godzilla, Backstreet Boys, Barbie, and Disney, packs. They are still on the hunt for Zim, and creating new collections like That Guy Smokes in the House and Celebriducks.

  • SPECIAL 0x50 Surströmming Nose Flaps Test

    • September 16, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff has declared that he can close his “nose flaps” at will to block out smells. The rest of the F**kface crew wants to put it to a test by locking him in the portapotty with an open can of Surströmming, Sweden’s notoriously stinky delicacy. Does Geoff have what it takes or will his nose flaps fail him in his time of need?

  • S06E33 Cock Money // Punchlines [172]

    • September 20, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Episode 196, Andrews cock money, our Starfield characters, houses, and parents, F**kface Bababooey, present their punchline homework, Geoff tries his potato smileys, deep fried scrub daddies, the prominence of the letter E, British explorers, and then there’s Gavin.

  • SPECIAL 0x51 F**kface Break Show 9/18

    • September 27, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff and Emily sift through Beavis and Butt-head, Batman Forever, NBA Mosaic, Army of Darkness, True Crime, Anchorman, Bowman MLB packs and a Topps Hobby Box. New collections include Generic Joes, Name is a Dump, Stretch Armstrong, and Famous NBA Players Kids. Geoff grades last week's picks, one of which is worth nearly $5000.

  • SPECIAL 0x52 Crisps

    • September 24, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    The long awaited Crisps ranking is here. Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have selected 4 (four) of their nation's greatest crisps (chips) to go head to head in a taste test. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, Nick, Graysie, and special guest Becca as crisps are crunched. What's a nik nok?

  • S06E34 Andrews Ankles // Regulation Flavors [173]

    • September 27, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the upcoming takeover of the Let’sPlay channel, Andrews Ankles, Team17, X-Box criminal records, picking the best flavors, how many classic Disney movies and remakes we’ve missed, cryptids, Kool-aid jammers, and being able to wear each others body parts.

  • S06E35 Caviar Phones // Internal Monologues [174]

    • October 4, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how impressed they are by Gus Sorola, scanning Starfield planets, most sought after skill in a podcaster draft, phone voices, Andrew leading the college Pick’em, potato draft, the use of nose flaps, bath time preferences, Caviar phones, not so hot sports takes, Kindle sex books, talking to yourself, Gavin being the equivalent of a wolf, what qualifies as an ingredient, gas station chips, and Geoff's water park induced enema.

  • SPECIAL 0x53 F**kface Break Show 10/2

    • October 6, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back after a week off to take a shot at the Bowman Chrome buyback program, play a common thread, and open an autographed basketball. They also open 2023 Bowman Chrome, Twilight Eclipse, Sabotage Wrestling, YouTube Shorts, 1991 Fleer Ultra Football, Select NBA, Panini Optic Donruss, Game of Thrones, and Topps Allen & Ginter packs.

  • SPECIAL 0x54 Sloppy Joes Bingo 9/29/23

    • October 8, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    It's Slop O'Clock and the F**kface crew is here for some bingo. Join Andrew, Nick, Eric, Geoff, and Gavin (ANEGG) as they finally play Sloppy Joe's Bingo live with YOU, this time they'll be using the OFFICIAL Sloppy Joe's Bingo cards from the box that is on sale TONIGHT at store.roosterteeth.com Grab your bingo card here: https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/ Thanks to our friend Guvkon (Twitter @guvkon) for making the Bingo Card Generator site.

  • S06E36 Baby Alien Schlongs // Sleep Hacks [175]

    • October 11, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about their stupidity timelines, Apple CarPlay, refurbished cell phones, Andrew hating Google, how many “ha’s” have to be sent for something to be funny, baby alien schlongs, overdosing on Alka Seltzers, sleep hack: switch sides of the bed, Geoff’s monkey sleepover in Panama, the funniest people they know, running out of gas in SnowRunner, superhero movies, the wimpiest Survivor cast, go to songs that play in your head, and who’s the WOAT?

  • SPECIAL 0x55 F**kface Break Show 10/9

    • October 13, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff and Emily are back with the F**kface Break Show. Where’s Eric? Playing Sloppy Joe’s Bingo in Key West. Today's packs include Lion King, Corvette, ‘91 Score Hockey, Allen & Ginter, Panini Recon Basketball, Fleet Ultra NFL, Disney, Panini Diamond Kings Baseball, Beavis and Butt-Head, Panini Prizm WNBA, 2021 Pieces of the Past and a Ripken Rip Card. They also get a Zimmer in the mail!

  • SPECIAL 0x56 Andrew's Blindside

    • October 15, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. Watch the episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujvzAdvdS7A

  • S06E37 Tomorrow Is Chores // Naughty Naked Video Games [176]

    • October 18, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s new nickname, Britney Spears, their picks for the WOAT, Maiquel Falcao, kinds of shit, a couples massage gone wrong, the Chip Kelly method, sleeping with airpods, if Gavin is an alien, A Thousand Words, Highlander, The Littlest Hobo, whether Canadians or Americans love dogs more, F**kface easter eggs, naughty naked video games, David Lynch, Halo Infinite, Austin summer ending, Gavin’s pool parties, hallucinating, exploding ear syndrome, sleep voices, drugs, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x57 F**kface Break Show 10/16

    • October 20, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Eric, and Emily bring you another episode of the F**kface Break Show filled with 1990 Bowman Baseball, Pieces of the Past, Mosaic Football, Batman Returns, Topps Heritage, Prizm WWE, Decision 92, Topps Allen & Ginter, Star Wars Galaxy, Gilded Age, and Prizm NBA packs. They also open a Hit Parade Autographed Baseball Mini Helmet.

  • S06E38 Appropriate Squirts // Key West Bachelor/ette Weekend [177]

    • October 25, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about physical calendars, fountain pens, joined up writing (aka cursive), the Empty Quarter, bean hole, Andrews matrix chair moment, UFC 4, brushing your teeth in the dark, Key West, Sloppy Joe’s, the very inexperienced boat captain, sleep spaghetti, stepping on sea urchins, the tiny shipwreck, leaving Gavin behind in the ocean, dirt & worms, getting recognized in public, would you shoot a dog for $175M or strangle Andrew to death once a month?, the ghost tour curse, jet skiing, pleading the second and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x58 F**kface Break Show 10/23

    • October 27, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back with high energy to open Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Weird n’ Wild Creatures, Spoofy Tunes Butthedz, Iditarod Trail, Bingo!, 2019 Allen & Ginter, ProSet Super Stars MusiCards, Mosaic NFL, Gilded Age, Panini Prizm UFC and NBA packs. In honor of the MLB Playoffs, they also open a 2023 Hit Parade Autographed Baseball Bat in hopes of it being signed by Shohei Ohtani. Will their wish come true?

  • S06E39 Antagonistic Moods // Smut [178]

    • November 1, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about killing Andrew with a towel, mini helmets, the Key West hypotheticals, the Justice League, Geoff’s many podcasts, shooting references, morning pleasantries, the admirals club, boarding groups, contingency plans, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the solar eclipse, clips girl dinner lunch, SnowRunner, Tax Day, First Light Books, Andrew’s broken chair, the scorpion chair, when Eric worked at Razer, phlegm, smiles, Geoff’s trip to the dentist, the Incredible Hulk, RoboCop, smut, the new kissabel apples, the Dallas Quest, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x59 F**kface Break Show 10/30

    • November 3, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Emily, and special guest Gustavo Sorola are back breaking packs

  • S06E40 Shaft, Sack, and Crack Wax // Glozenge [179]

    • November 8, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the seasons of Andrew, the horrible SnowRunner update, watching cable, Stay Tuned!, childhood commercials, George Clooney, Flo from Progressive, the Sonic guys, shoulder falcon, F**kface jerseys, getting your anus waxed, at home ass waxing pulley systems, Andrews shameception, hoagies, grinders, and subs, cursive writing in school, John Carpenter is Geoff’s spirit animal, popsicles, the Halloween movies, being accused of killing people, running into regulation listeners, Clown Core, writing gay sci-fi smut, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x60 F**kface Break Show 11/6

    • November 10, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    This week, Geoff and Emily are joined by F**kface’s own, Gavin Free. While Emily and Gavin get their hands dirty filling pens with bean hole dirt, Geoff will open a variety of different card packs as well as an autographed basketball jersey. The gang is also using this week to show off the new F**kface nacho helmets, tees, and beanies which are on sale NOW.

  • S06E41 Regulation Pubes // Long Hat Mode [180]

    • November 15, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s head size, being locked out, celsius to normal temperature, boat safety, dick shelves, the Sopranos game, Fury vs Ngannou, school night gaming, Alan Wake 2, letters to chair companies, fictitious employees, long hat mode, the upcoming cock awards, Geoff’s smut novel, turning Nick’s mic on, Andrew waxing himself, undelegatables, the glory hole, how to film them getting their buttholes professionally waxed, and more.

  • S06E42 Life Changing Sandwiches // Jack Hammering [181]

    • November 22, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Poymel secretions, the impending anal waxing, exploding head syndrome, making a sleep soundtrack, spinoff podcasts, Crazy Frog’s dick, Nick’s feet, life changing sandwiches, the guy in a puffy NFL jacket drenched in soda, Gavin’s belly button shot, dream laughter, shredded food, Big Bite, bacon butty, the regulation sandwich, the jack hammer, Andrew’s warehouse days, the party gurpler, living in cat breath, head measurements, and more.

  • S06E43 Professional Sitting // The Hot Dog Podcast [182]

    • November 29, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Blink-182, recording the podcast from the bathtub, the chair email follow up, childhood bribery, turnip roots, curly straws, the everything draft, having your pubes on the internet, Penelope’s Pube glasses, the hot dog derby and amusement park, Russell Hantz, Wienerschnitzel Sea Dog, sex in a bun, why Andrew doesn’t like tomatoes, Reacher, intro songs, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x61 F**kface Break Show 11/27

    • December 1, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Our newlyweds Geoff and Emily are home from their honeymoon and joined by Sammie from Best Friends Today! Because Sammie is a big NBA fan, we will spend the show diving heavily into basketball card packs and memorabilia. We’ll also get to see some official card grades and eat more old gum.

  • S06E44 Sanded Down Meal Cube // Peeing In The Bean Hole [183]

    • December 6, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Lost island, Tony Soprano, who’s to blame for the lack of asshole waxing, the horse with a hole, the Musk and Bezos boxes, perving on the files, weird pet names, cat Eric, the joke book, Andrew’s memory of Cirque du Soleil, wasted experiences, sushi quality, Gavin’s not a taste guy, protein bricks, the sanded down meal replacement pill, the complications of eating wings, Crash Bandicoot, Geoff’s lack of bladder control, backyard pee zones, the most difficult glory hole, getting gizmo’d, arson and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x62 F*kface Break Show 12/4

    • December 8, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Emily, and (finally) Eric are back for another week of the F**kface Break Show! This week we grade past pulls, open our third rip card, a variety of different card packs, and a Pieces of the Past Keepsake Box.

  • SPECIAL 0x63 Bean Hole 2 The Jackhammering

    • December 9, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, Eric, and Nick get together in Geoff's backyard to dig another bean hole and collect some dirt for the Bean Hole Dirt Pens. They have rented a jack hammer. Do they need a jack hammer? Do they know how to use a jack hammer? Should they be allowed to do this? Grab a shovel and a powertool because its time to dig.

  • SPECIAL 0x64 Xmas Movie Draft

    • December 10, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Just hear the sleigh bells jingling as ANEGG get together for a new draft, this time picking the greatest Xmas movies of all time. Is the number 1 pick TRULY number 1? What would your draft board look like? You watching these? Don't bother putting the cookies out for Santa because F**kface is bringing the goods this year.

  • S06E45 The Wedding // F**kface Fondue [184]

    • December 13, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff’s wedding, Gavins best man speech, Andrew's impressions, Immortality, Nick’s dancing, tattoos, if Andrew is actually his mother, the kid who might have killed his parents, the curly straw, gurpler straw race, Graysie’s method of recycling, the rehearsal dinner, Top Notch, throw up volume, the fruit throwing video, Fuegismo, TPG, Trucks, Shane MacGowan, F**kface cursed deaths, franchising The Melting Pot, reviewing the regulation sandwich photos, spoons, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x65 F**kface Break Show 12/11

    • December 15, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Join Geoff, Emily, and Eric for this weeks F**kface Break Show. You know the drill, we're gonna open plenty of card packs for you as well as an autographed football. Fingers crossed we'll have the same luck as last week. We’re also finally getting around to opening some of our mail, did you spot anything you sent in?

  • SPECIAL 0x66 Xmas Music Draft

    • December 17, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Rockin around the F**kface tree this year is AN EGG as they pick their favorite holiday tunes. Is music the reason for the season? Is a snack draft important for picking here? Want to listen to the whole playlist? Check it out here but SPOILERS it has all the songs on it: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/64wNuttWuzeunT00CHG0MZ?si=9f5191f0d68d42da

  • SPECIAL 0x67 Beanie Prototype Test Fitting

    • December 19, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    We just got the extended beanie prototypes so we needed to try them out. Enjoy.

  • S06E46 It’s Scary Out There // Wheel of Years [185]

    • December 20, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about almost accidentally opening a Melting Pot franchise, Stinky Dragon emails, looking around Google Earth, how scary geography can be, Gavin’s fear of zooming, Andrew’s dream hands and feet, Geoff’s awareness of others hands, Eric being very particular about what he moves his body to, the honeymoon, iguanas following Emily, all inclusive food options, spa days, the speedo diaper, the massage butthole wink, pedicures parties, checking bags, feet molestation, Michael Jackson's private voice, Ready 2 Rumble, writing smut in NYC, YouTube accounts, the wheel of years, getting extensions, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x68 F**kface Break Show 12/18

    • December 22, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Join Geoff, Emily, and special guest Gavin Free for this F**kface Blowout Episode! This year we’ve bought so many unique card packs and autographed collectibles, as well as been sent so many goodies from fans. It’s time to clean out our stock and make room for more finds in the new year! Until next time, Happy holidays!

  • SPECIAL 0x69 Christmas Catalog of 98

    • December 24, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what was Hot or Not for the 98 holiday. Whoa is that PlayStation?

  • S06E47 Assholes and Ice Skates // Fart Drama [186]

    • December 27, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the experience of finally getting their buttholes waxed, Geoff deciding to also get his balls waxed, the risk of getting poo in the follicle holes, Geoff and Gavin's trip to New York, Brooklyn coffee shop smut, seeing the Rockettes, Radio City Music Hall, Geoff’s audio files of himself peeing, farting in the airport lounge, accidentally pressing the elevator alarm, what was supposed to be the best diet coke, the woman trying to interview the soda shop owner, ice skating, ankle strength, skyline projections, the bird chirp fart file, the stolen Andrew wrapping paper, cosmic crisp buying into F**kface, the hidden Monopoly money, the wheel of years pick, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x70 Geoff & Gavin Get Waxed

    • December 31, 2023
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Gavin said this would feel good so now Geoff & Gavin are getting waxed. We also got great footage for our new video opening. Who do you think had it worse? Do you think it felt good?

  • S06E48 Getting Our Dicks Wet In The New Year // Signs from Howard Stern [187]

    • January 3, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew wish you a Happy New Year and talk about asshole sweat, making Nick wear the monkey mask on this podcast, asshole updates, the beanhole, Andrew finding the Monopoly money, 10 inch tweezers, how Gavin grips sticks, lore consultant, new year's resolutions, getting jacked hands, giant forearm guy, Lady in the Water, more Melting Pot updates, foreign F**kface, who’s more American?, trying to get the billboard in Indiana, cheating the cock award system, the nominations, Andrew’s campaign, searching for guidance, Geoff’s sign from Howard Stern, peak sleep routines, The Hateful Eight, the year we change the name of this podcast, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x71 Fruit Throw

    • January 7, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Which fruit do you think you could throw the furthest? The long awaited arrival is here. It’s the fruit throw video. Pick a fruit and chuck it.

  • SPECIAL 0x72 Fruit Throw Commentary with Andrew and TPG

    • January 8, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    You may have seen the true fruit throw video but now watch it with behind the scenes, never before heard commentary from Andrew Panton and Tim G. Are you a fruit guy? Have a watch and marvel at these tosses.

  • S06E49 Ass Hair Toupée // The Year of Plaques [188]

    • January 10, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Andrew would carry out a murder, being a week into new buttholes, making a toupe out of ass hair, tug of war and jet ski waxing methods, the great standing desk debate, Andrew’s cock award results, a heartfelt apology to Jack, the fruit video, the breastfeeding at an NBA game, their clumsy incidents, buying and renovating your childhood home, tracking height in door frames, the mall buying Andrew’s neighborhood, putting a plaque in said mall, bean hole dirt pens getting to Canada, Geoff’s unnamed secret puppy, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x73 F**kface Break Show 1/8

    • January 12, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Happy New Year and happy breaking! Geoff and Emily are joined by Gus Sorola for the first F**kface Break Show of 2024. Will they ever find the bottom of Gus’ suitcase? You better believe they’re gonna try. We’ll also see pulls from the pack sack, fan mail, and a Blizzard Legacy Collection box.

  • S06E50 Front Front Back Back Shirt // Vibes for 2024 [189]

    • January 17, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how they spent their Christmas breaks, McNugget Buddies, testing grip strength, using dog medicine to make hands rougher, New Years Eve festivities, cool vids, maximizing Christmas tree space, salad spinners as toys, the crouton eating contest, the New Years Eve movie, reimagining the ball drop, why shirts have fronts and backs, the long awaited creative meeting, Geoff’s handwriting, Trucks, improvements to the hot dog races, the Detroit area code, picking our vibes for 2024, Andrew’s useless alarm system, breathe the weight away, Us, the mall game show, this years predictions, and more.

  • S06E51 Becoming a Movie Review Podcast // One Day Closer To Death [190]

    • January 24, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger, Worms, Andrew’s old man routine, Turner Classic Movies, Ridiculousness, Citizen Kane, Hello Dolly, scenes in movies we skip, The Iron Claw, Andrew not feeling well, the emotional journey of Up, Geoff’s magnetization to dogshit, Andrew’s first trip to the dentist in 12 years, root canal advice, physics lessons, more of the great standing desk debate, Cosmic Crisp Apples, recipe-less cooking, oddly named fruit, eating a whole loaf of bread, Geoff’s puppy gnawing on the corners of walls, skills we thought we’d use more, the death barometer, forgetting things, which celebrities will last, which body part would be worst to have 2 of, tastebud positioning, calzones, pizza survival, Blue Streak and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x74 Andrews Nugget Buddies: F**kface Break Show

    • January 26, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Emily, and Eric are back together in search of more relics. Thanks to our lovely friend Andrew Panton, we have a special package of McNugget Buddies to open. He only needs Kerwin and Darla to complete his collection. If our special touch doesn’t bring them home, Andrew said he’s leaving F**kface forever. Better hope we get those nuggets.

  • SPECIAL 0x75 Gavin and Andrew’s Nugget Buddy Watch Along

    • January 28, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    In an attempt to secure his final two nugget buddies Andrew mailed a crate of buds for Geoff to open during the break show. Does nugget paranoia get the best of Gavin & Andrew? Does Andrew secure his missing Kerwin & Darla? Watch along with us!

  • S06E52 Gavin's New Low // Zimmer the Bartlett [191]

    • January 31, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about toothpaste hardness, shit in the shower, temperature change, worst movie posters, goat and cat eyes, streaming, trucks with Andrew, Warzone, Halo times maybe, apple pies & sandwiches, rethinking pears, and Does It Do is out now.

  • SPECIAL 0x76 Topps McDonald's All American Chrome Basketball Hobby Box: F**kface Break Show

    • February 2, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Join Geoff, Emily, and Eric for yet another episode of the F**kface Break Show. You know the drill, we’ll grade our previous pulls and then dive into some NBA Hoops, Country Classics, 2023 National Hockey Card Day, LEGO Create the World, Panini Mosaic Football, 2023 AEW Upper Deck, Dick Tracy, Barbie, Allen & Ginter packs and a Topps McDonald's All American Chrome Basketball Hobby Box.

  • SPECIAL 0x77 The Desks

    • February 4, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Gavin claims that if you stack desks, the top desk will be move faster than the bottom desk. Graysie does not agree. We finally put it to the test with a surprise 3 desk test.

  • S06E53 In The Owl City Lab // Andrew Got A Cock [192]

    • February 7, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Payday 3, sending Gavin to the Owl City lab, measuring the brightness of 10 million fireflies, ear patterned baldness, buying bugs online, Ladybug Johnson, nursemaid Tittle, the things we could get away with in a hi-vis vest, high school football field dick chain, how invisible is Nick?, the kitchen day competitions, keeping your guard up with a sleeping mask, Andrew’s hamstring injury, zodiac based financial predictions, Chinese New Year animals and elements, Andrew got a cock, the “it all happens” invite, the Missing Children Milk Carton program, food related advertising efforts, best newspaper section to eat, grip strength, the ball squeeze, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x78 Tristar Platinum Autographed Baseball: F**kface Break Show

    • February 9, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Emily, and Eric bring you another episode of the F**kface Break Show. Geoff shares the grades of last week's picks, Emily brings us some Disney collectibles, and we also open NFL Mosaic, Allen & Ginter, AEW, Dallas, and Topps Stadium packs. They’ll close the show with a Tristar Platinum Autographed Baseball… who will it be?

  • S06E54 Buying a Mini Blimp // Naked Floppy Running [193]

    • February 14, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew start the episode off with some mellow check ins and talk about Andrew and Gavin’s Google Maps game, Does It Do? Sunglasses debacle, Geoff’s tone shift, Trucks, Palworld, Sodastream carbonated juice, unifarm innovation, exploding Soda Stream canisters, explosive colors, using compressed air on an Xbox, Andrew’s vacuuming frequency, if blimping is a dead technology, buying a mini blimp, Eric’s wrestling commentary, naked old men flopping vs. Sienna Miller running in a gown, John Malkovich burping, Andrew’s ad read clip, playing Payday 3, negative returns on Gurplers, being there for each other's penis’, what would blow your mind if you were from the 1950’s, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x79 Nintendo NES Cartridge & Basketball Hobby Box: F**kface Break Show

    • February 16, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Welcome back to the F**kface Break Show! Aside from grading previous pulls, we have a lot of new items to sift through including some mail. We open Desert Storm, Topps Batman, Ninja Turtles, Elemental, Topps Chrome and Heritage Baseball, Topps Major League Soccer, Prizm NBA, Disney Cutie and Creepy Cuffs, Allen & Ginter, Upper Deck Baseball, Upper Deck Goodwin Champions, and other packs. We wrap up the episode by opening a Hit Parade Nintendo NES Cartridge and a Hit Parade Basketball Emerald Edition Series 1 Hobby Box.

  • SPECIAL 0x80 Silly Straw Drink Race

    • February 18, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    We are gathered here today because we decided now is the time to drink a whole can of soda through the F**kface silly straw, a real straw that works. Gavin and Geoff have their safety equipment on because safety first and now the race is on. Who can drink it down? Is that Michael on a Onewheel?

  • S06E55 Small Dick Mode // 8 Minute Tub Time [194]

    • February 21, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Herman Miller chairs, putting your hand in a cactus, asshole update, tailbone cracking, chiropractic methods, wanting to be touched less, new day rituals, the logistics of having multiple dicks, Gavin’s cleaning tongue, animals that eat their young, BMX bike jumping, Geoff running over Gavin’s toothpaste, no bleeding goal, bathtub fill time, is Mr. Magoo blind?, Andrew figuring out how to use the keyboard, Angry Whopper hack, how many substitutions are allowed before it’s no longer the menu item, blindfolded episode, filmable falcons, and more.

  • S06E56 Gavin is Here for Pleasantries // Season 2022 [195]

    • February 28, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about how Gavin is here early, market research, Andrew's root canal, teeth memory, bike debacle, old problems, Geoff's dog's name, custom orders, foot long, wearing pants, and Tiktok.

  • SPECIAL 0x81 Every Topps 2024 Pack Available: F**kface Break Show

    • March 1, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    This week on the F**kface Break Show we’ve got every variation of the Topps 2024 Series 1 packs to open. But before we get to that, we’ll grade last week's picks as well as some of Geoff’s personal picks, open some beyond appreciated mail, continue Emily’s search for the Marie Cutie Cuff, and see Geoff cry a few tears of joy.

  • S06E57 Fidget Guns and Monster Trucks // Death of Umidigi [197]

    • March 6, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about getting sent to the office, children fidget weapons, yoyo’s getting banned in school, lockers, smurf christening, 5 pound bets, bomb shapes, the size of an appendix, sour patch kids heads, recouping your organ space, pantone color of 2024, what animals could sell us what foods, animal drug dealers, best/worst devil actors, robinsons orange, Geoff’s tooth falling out, how the umidigi died, newfound faith in Eric and board games, playing Expeditions: A Mud Runner Game, the monster truck kid on Geoff’s street, what happened to episode 196, and more.

  • SPECIAL 0x82 An Announcement

    • March 7, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    An announcement for the ages.

  • SPECIAL 0x83 More Topps 2024 and Surprise Visits: F**kface Break Show

    • March 8, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    This week we’ll continue opening our collection of the Topps 2024 Series 1 packs. We’ll also open some mail, including a package from our friend Burney, celebrate the Celtics, and open Care Bears, NHL, MLB, Nightmare Before Christmas, and G.I. Joe packs. Eric is really quiet this episode, but Griff and Jack sure aren’t!

  • S06E58 500 Groan Tubes // Dying In Every Universe [198]

    • March 13, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew address the company closure as well as talk about the Ratyboy announcement, McDonald’s salt delivery, Eric taking a phone call mid-record, the groan tube, who can clog a toilet quicker, the amount of merch inventory that will be leftover, the cheese trophy, no one can take Ian from us, Oscar movie reviews, Woman with the Red Lipstick, Andrew’s moms opinion on Poor Things, Emma Stone’s nipples, search engines, ancient Hotmail, catching a rubber pop up toy in between your buttcheeks, Andrew stepping in the trash bin, dying in other universes, magazine prices, and more.

  • S06E59 Discount Pranking // Farts In Written Word [199]

    • March 20, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick wearing the mask, dark humor and therapy, jacking Geoff’s house up, cracking house foundations, Andrew’s discount shopping and pranking, scariest texts to receive from Andrew, the Slop O’clocks, Geoff’s fridge is broken, a book full of F**kface photography, converting fart recordings to written word, time travel, what’s going on with Kate Middleton, smoke alarms going off in the middle of the night, 9 volt batteries, bad ad reads and make goods, podcast training camp, Andrew’s habit of rule following, NYT Connections, the familiar house in Michigan, Gavin doesn’t answer texts, Andrew said trash, a room made from clocks, MVP Nick, and more.

  • S06E60 Alabama Poutine // The Perpetual Food Truck [200]

    • March 27, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about enthusiasm, architect Andrew, cat guessing, what did we talk about, a food you can't say no to and whats on it, UK TV License, AH AMEX problems, doordash shooting food at you, bird love spaghetti, back back hoodie, and pin the falcon on the dick.

  • SPECIAL 0x84 The Last Break Show Ever

    • March 29, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Welcome to the final episode of the F**kface Break Show! We'll run through as much of our stock as we can and celebrate the life of the show. Thanks for always sticking with us.

  • SPECIAL 0x85 Did We Do?

    • March 31, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Recorded February of 2023, listen as the guys talk through what they wanted to do for Does It Do and determine if they should? Go rewatch all of Does It Do now while there's time. Did we do? Maybe we did. You could too.

  • S06E61 Jizzle Knowledge // Tub Time Update [201]

    • April 3, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about remastering Red Vs Blue, Jack being a thief, Eric and Andrew’s sick voices, jizzle knowledge, in and out of our cum era, the 9 volt battery above Gavin’s door jams, animals being left and right handed, kicking with dick power, front knee kick in fighting, gun based sports, Vietnam birthday lottery draft, generational celebrity images, least famous faces, feeding fish to fish to catch fish, the future of VR, logging in on a TV, finally asking about Graysie’s tub time, Geoff’s house progress, root canal update, and more.

  • S06E62 The British Jackal // Beard Faucet [202]

    • April 10, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Nick’s real life laugh, the goodbye party started by an evil man, Graysie the British Jackal, hourly nightmares, Andrew and Eric going to the mall and making code words, convincing people of time travel, our mall era, Geoff promotion and demotion cycle, childhood disappointments, trying to get Will Sasso in content, DCOM’s, Andrew lying to get a library card, what based on a true story really means, Kirk Cameron, the Twitch streamed UFC fight, mustache hairs, The Matrix MMO, and more.

  • S06E63 Layering 100 Pees // Banana Shaft [203]

    • April 17, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew’s voice, why birds don’t have visible balls, animal kingdom penis’, old tweets, Dollar Hot Dog Night, being in a Whataburger commercial, the solar eclipse, Xbox 360 best features, Way of the Dogg, Undercover Boss, recording every piss, hobbies we’re running from, internal goo, snorting Tums, justice for Graysie, NBA stars with pets, Eric the super producer, hollow Whoppers, and more.

  • S06E64 The Last Of Donuts // The Company Is Saved [204]

    • April 24, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about strong acid levels, Jack is kinda not a thief, closing out a 15 year old storyline, the biggest raccoon party, being the first person to do or interact with something, revisiting easter eggs, passing the torch of listening for Nick in the mask, the potential new Geoff and Andrew show, The Last of Us 2 shutting the donut shop down, favorite donut flavors, incorporating new cams, Andrew is saving the company, bringing back dead drops, riding with Eric to do weird stuff, dream topics, who Ike of Mike and Ike is, Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften, taking a leave from talking, icy hot, and more.

  • S06E65 Bean or Bark // Sea of Thieves Hack [205]

    • May 1, 2024
    • Podcast (All Platforms)

    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about potato facts, raccoon fingers, opposable thumbs, stinkiest temperatures, cold sauce, the flavor of cold, the great raccoon scandal of 2016, coffee and vanilla beans, animals we don’t care about, birds, new draft ideas, formal apology to the Celtics, the Vancouver Canucks, getting ahead of light, rug cleaning, believing what we see on the internet, never asking questions, not correcting people, trading cars for rugs, Albert snores, Sea of Thieves life hack, The Panton Store, and more.

  • S06E66 The Last Episode of F**kface // Firing Squad [206]

    • May 8, 2024
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    Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about restarting the podcast every 205 episodes, Andrew reveals his long running easter egg, reminiscing on the last 4 years of F**kface, getting waxed again, boss reviews, Gavin’s scandalous photo, foods we’ve eaten most in our lives, the hot dog registry, nerd smarts, the next TikTok sport, Andrew emoting in Sea of Thieves, Gavin searching for the word, thanking our editor Kelly, thanking our loyal fans, and talking about the future of F**kface. Follow us to stay up to date on our next steps Geoff: instagram.com/geofflramsey x.com/GeoffLRamsey Gavin: instagram.com/gavinfree x.com/GavinFree Andrew: x.com/andrewpanton Eric: instagram.com/ericbaudour x.com/ericbaudour Nick: instagram.com/schwartzanicker x.com/schwartzanicker