After various scheduletisms, Armoured Skeptic finally joins the boys for some 'FAPping, and together they take a look at a video by one Cinematic Venom, who claims that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is awful, citing plot events that happen "for no reason!" and Sam and Frodo's overwhelming gayness. MauLer, Rags, Al, Weekend and Skeptic must fight to defend not only the trilogy, but the gays as well.