East Side Dave Show 057

Tonight Dave starts off with a monologue that covers kids crying, Nicky Minaj and jerking off to Nicky Minaj, Chuck Berry, Rob Lowe’s lack of a career, Gwyneth Paltrow, Martha Stewart’s dead bro, and Donald Trump. After we’re on a road to nowhere, we find out Dave did some jerking (SHOCKING!!), they talk brackets, St. Patrick’s Day, a Mike Francesa and Mad Dog “30 for 30,” Roy threatens Dave, Flutesy gets a verbal lashing, and everyone competes in the “East Side Dave Olympics.” We’re treated to a sweet ditty, see “Chuck Berry with poopy camera,” hear from Shock Jock Robot, Flutesy plays the flute, and they talk about a WWE violation. We listen to an ESDS fan song, Dave questions his beard, talks about over tipping, and they wrap discussing jizz flavoring.