East Side Dave Show 024

Since Roy Harter has been fired, Dave is joined by special musical act Pat Dixon as he delivers a monologue that includes news about Derek Jeter’s marriage, a bull fight gone wrong, the movie Tarzan, Joe Perry’s heart attack, 4th of July sex (not even), and they engage a little singing. Dave gives a few shout-outs, Roy Harter comes in to explain why’s late and Roy and Pat play an incredible ditty together. Roy takes a seat and he and Dave go on to talk about lack of jacking while living with your parents, they sing a sweet medley, we hear Stevie’s texts to Roy, Flutesy plays a mystery song, Dave bitches about lubricant, and we see Roy’s lube commercial. Shock Jock Robot chimes in, we find out it’s opposite day, they talk sex positions, we check in on Dave’s GoFundMe, Dave gives out some “awards,” and Dave strips down and makes it a real a fine day for all.