I was going to write an opening crawl joke here, but then I remembered 3 things: 1) It's a tired joke; everyone's done it already 2) I'VE done it already, for another Star Wars video 3) They're really annoying to write, anyway So instead of that, you just get a list of excuses as to why this description isn't more creative or funny. I'm not really sorry about that - I've been pretty busy lately, and don't have time this week to put into a super-thoughtful description. But still. It does make me sad. Makes me remember the good times we had here in the descriptions of videos past. Maybe some day I'll return to long-winded, creative descriptions. But not today.