Duckman and the gang travel to San Francisco to attend Dickcon 97. He thinks he is being honored with an ""achievement"" award. When he gets there, he encounters an old rival from detective school. The rival is running the event and takes every opportunity to humiliate him. One of these methods involves an attempt to find a kidnapped Cornfed.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Canterbury | Writer | ||
| Walt Reno | Guest Star | ||
| Amy Brenneman | Guest Star | ||
| Jeff Bennett | Guest Star | ||
| Jerry Houser | Guest Star | ||
| Jeff McGrath | Director |