As the disclaimer says at the beginning this episode is full ""of heavy handed and over-obvious allegory,"" when for some children, Duckman and Cornfed search for what has become of a beautiful model named America.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Canterbury | Writer | ||
| Gene Laufenberg | Writer | ||
| Heather Locklear | Guest Star | ||
| Alan Young | Guest Star | ||
| Dustin Saiki | Guest Star | ||
| Jim Belushi | Guest Star | ||
| Steven Weber | Guest Star | ||
| Bobcat Goldthwait | Guest Star | ||
| Sabrina Wiener | Guest Star | ||
| June Lockhart | Guest Star | ||
| Paul Demeyer | Director |