Bernice decides they're going to act together as a family. For their first activity together, she invites the neighbors over for the monthly meeting of the block association. When a home security expert shows up, his pitch gets Duckman to buy the most elaborate security system, the ""Interlopen Fuhrer 2000,"" which of course doesn't do the job and then Duckman fixes it...
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ladd Graham | Writer | ||
| Sally Struthers | Guest Star | ||
| Nancy Linari | Guest Star | ||
| Blair Bess | Guest Star | ||
| Randy Rudy | Guest Star | ||
| JM J. Bullock | Guest Star | ||
| Kathy Najimy | Guest Star | ||
| Kevin Schon | Guest Star | ||
| Roger Kabler | Guest Star | ||
| Susan Krebs | Guest Star | ||
| Judy Tenuta | Guest Star | ||
| Dina Sherman | Guest Star | ||
| Todd Susman | Guest Star | ||
| Norton Virgien | Director |