Up first: Goosebumps #1, Welcome to Dead House. Will the guys survive the very first installment, or will their livers give out before the other 61 books in the series?
Join us for Goosebumps #2, Stay Out of the Basement! There's mad scientists, there's creepy plants, and there's pantless men!
Join us for Goosebumps #3, Monster Blood, wherein one of the guys succumbs to the wrath of the drinking rules. There's laughter, there's blacking out, and a poor rip-off of The Blob.
Join us for Goosebumps #4, Say Cheese and Die! Brought to you by the all new Ford Taurus!
It's Christmas in Egypt as Gabe explores the pyramids and finds himself getting "wrapped up" in the Curse of the Mummy's Tomb! Meanwhile, our boys at Drinking with Goosebumps are being cursed with MD 20/20 and Amy's terrible shots... Also, we re-enact the book since there wasn't an episode! Merry holidays!
Join us for Goosebumps #6, Let's Get Invisible! When Max and his friends find a mysterious mirror up in the attic that makes them invisible, they get up to all sorts of shenanigans! Meanwhile, Amy's drink for the book has some of its own invisifying properties, albeit with terrible green screen effects.
It's everyone's favorite dummy, Slappy! The guys tackle the first Living Dummy book with a little help from the woody guy himself.
The girl may be crying monster, but the boys are busy showing off their limited vocabulary and pronunciation skills. At least they have the 4th grade reading level required to tackle R.L. Stine's Goosebumps.
This time on Drinking with Goosebumps, we investigate Camp Nightmoon, where strange things are happening to Billy and his friends... We also investigate Amy's shot, where strange things are mixed together to puke-worthy results. It's Goosebumps #9, Welcome to Camp Nightmare!
Trouble is brewing in Ned's neighborhood. He's hearing strange noises at night. Eerie, spooky noises. Could it be that Ned has a... ghost next door?! Also, we read a kids book or something.
The guys go trick-or-treating. Carly Beth buys an evil mask. Daenerys makes a difficult decision.
After a chance encounter with a mysterious woman and her crystal ball, Samantha is granted three magic wishes. Too bad instead of three wishes she got three drunk guys reviewing her lame-ass adventure.
Ten short stories, each one themed around the holidays. Some spooky, some concerning Koosh balls. There. Will. Be. Presents.
Jerry finds a piano in the attic of his new house. And it's playing by itself... Heh heh, that sounds dirty.
There's a wolf on the prowl, and he's hunting for beer-- I mean blood. Join the boys as they discuss the adventures of Grady in Fever Swamp, where animals are turning up dead and swamp hermits are perceived as harmless, innocent souls who just like to helicopter around dead turkeys. (Swear to god, not making that up.)
Bob and Jason try to scare Ned. Eddie and company try to scare Courtney. Amy's mixed drinks scare everyone.
After getting lost in the middle of nowhere, the Morris family stumble upon a mysterious amusement park called HorrorLand. Will Lizzy and Luke escape with their lives?
After getting lost in the middle of nowhere, the Morris family stumble upon a mysterious amusement park called HorrorLand. Will Lizzy and Luke escape with their lives? Meanwhile, Ned and Jason are gassy and Bob has a crotch-rash.
Gary Lutz hates bees. Then he becomes a bee. I hate super muscly good-looking guys. .......nope, nothing.
Ned's eating something he shouldn't be, and this time it isn't paint chips. Plus we review R.L. Stine's depressing take on hamster obesity.
Thanks to filming two episodes back-to-back (this and Monster Blood II), the guys incoherently attempt to describe the plot of Deep Trouble. Then things take a 180.
It's a new chapter in the Drinking with Goosebumps saga, and for once it doesn't end on a cliffhanger.... ....or does it? Also, there's some straw men and yokels and whatnot.
Penis innuendos. Penis innuendos everywhere.
Ghost Beach has it all: beaches. Uhh... ghosts? Jerry and Terri find themselves in quite the ghastly predicament while on summer vacation. Meanwhile, the boys are strangely impressed with Amy's latest libation.
Goosebumps finally hits the big screen! Jack Black stars as reclusive author R.L. Stine, and Jack Daniels cameos in our toilets and bed sheets. It's Drinking With Goosebumps... on the big screen!*
It's another Goosebumps sequel! After completely forgetting his adventures in book #5, Gabe returns for more mummy-filled shenanigans in Egypt! Meanwhile, Ned and Jason suffer the consequences for filming this review immediately after the last one (the whiskey-drinking movie review).
We try and fail to play a drinking game to Give Yourself Goosebumps #1: Escape from the Carnival of Horrors! Also, is "Drinking with Goosebumps Give Yourself Goosebumps #1: Escape from the Carnival of Horrors" a mouthful? Nah, it's fine.
The smash Broadway hit is utterly ruined by the boys. Meanwhile, Brooke and Zeke learn about hobos and squatting rights.
Skipper Matthews loves comic books, especially ones with the villainous Masked Mutant. Skipper loves his comic books so much that he's oblivious when girls inexplicably throw themselves at him. Come on, Skip, get a clue. That girl was mad into you! She invited you over to her house to see her "comic collection!" How you gonna turn that down?! Anyway, some other stuff happens, but mostly Skipper's going to look back at the time a girl on the bus invited him to her house and be filled with regret because he's a thirty-year-old WoW player living in his parents' basement.
To celebrate the holiday season and 5 years of Squidjibbing, we did a live episode! Hence the trainwreck of audio/video issues! But a swell time was had by all. First we read Tick Tock, You're Dead! and then we do a little impromptu Q&A.
Larry's body is changing. He's growing hair where there was no hair before. Soon he'll stop noticing dumpsters and start noticing girls. Meanwhile, what's the deal with Amy? Is she incapable of making a good drink?
It's time for a trip to jolly old England! The guys take on the Lord High Executioner and his stones in this entry of the Goosebumps series. Plus there's a special bottle of rum courtesy of David from New Jersey, the Garden State! And Amy is still on a trip of self-discovery or something.
Michael Webster has an annoying younger sister Tara who's constantly getting him into trouble. Luckily for Michael, he discovers a magic cuckoo clock that lets him go back in time, setting him on a path of revisionist history that starts with his mission to kill Hitler.
Evan and Andy are back for more Monster Blood shenanigans, and this time, it's... well, just like the last time. Elsewhere, Ned tries to fix what God didn't give him.
Kat finds a strange sponge underneath the sink. It breathes, has eyes, and... throbs! R.L. Stine's latest erotic adventure will leave you trembling and gasping for more. Meanwhile, Melissa, Kristin, and Carly drink a little too much of Billy's latest shot...
Ned's got a new friend with a rude mouth. Bob's got a love for pizza. Jason's got suddenly Jewish. And R.L. Stine's got some great new original ideas for his sequel to Night of the Living Dummy.
R.L. Stine gets lazy and decides off-leash dogs constitute a horror theme. And no, the dogs aren't even rabid like Cujo. Meanwhile, Amy and Max finally catch up with the guys. Happy Halloween, bitches!
Wendy and her brother Elliot find themselves stranded in Camp Jellyjam, where the creepy camp counselors encourage everyone to give it their all in every sport and activity… or else. Elsewhere, Amy wins the gold medal for another lackluster shot recipe, and the guys reach for low hanging fruit with fat jokes and jabs at women playing sports.
We played two Goosebumps board games as part of our 2016 holiday stream.
It's too soon for another Living Dummy book, so R.L. Stine comes up with a new totally unique idea: living lawn gnomes! Luckily Ned came equipped with a specialized bat to help destroy the book.
Erin and her best friend Marty are huge fans of the Shock Street movie series, tastefully-handled pornographic films focusing on the ancient technique of the Shocker. But that all changes when Erin's dad gets them front-row seats to the Shock Street studio tour. Now, Erin and Marty are in for the shocker of a lifetime... As the old saying goes, "thou must insert two ineth the pinketh, and whilst this occurs shall thou place one in the stinketh."
It's time for another Goosebumps sequel! Steve wants a Halloween mask just as scary as Carly Beth's from last year. But when the creepy old man mask makes him weak and impotent, there's no Viagra or Cialis in sight. Meanwhile, the guys are offended that someone online said they don't drink enough, so they rise to the challenge. But will they go too far? Yes, yes they will.
For April Fools, the show makes the jump from Goosebumps to the other most popular children's horror anthology show, now presented by Ned's brother, Jason's beard, and Bob's sister! Or they would have, if repeated takedowns didn't kill the video.
Something's up at Hill House... something ghostly. Duane and Stephanie are obsessed with the legend of the headless ghost, and they're determined to find his head. Elsewhere, Ned is obsessed with finding head, too, but a different kind of head... Gay glory hole head.
We played Shrieks and Spiders before sending it off to TwitchyGizmo. We also take questions from Twitchy as well as fellow contributors Jinxxed0 and Alexander.
Brrr! Bundle up, viewer, because we're going on a journey to the Last Frontier. Seward's Folly. The Sourdough State. Baked Alaska. That's right, for book #38, Goosebumps goes to West Canada for a thrilling journey on the tundra, featuring: sled dogs, abominable snowmen, and magic balls... snowballs, that is.
Mark has jungle fever. He's absolutely obsessed with the jungle! He loves the jungle soooo much, especially when he's playing his jungle video game! Then one day Aunt Benna, who works in the jungle, sends Mark a shrunken head from the jungle! And when she invites him to visit her in the jungle, Mark is jungling for joy! It's jungle-tactular! Oh my, I've had a stroke.
Third time's the charm, or at least that's what R.L. Stine was thinking when he put out Same Thing as the Last Two Dummy Books III. Join us as we discuss the finer points of ventriloquism, pranking your cousin, and dummy gangbangs.
Outtakes, bloopers, and other miscellaneous shenanigans from the first ten episodes of Drinking with Goosebumps. Very offensive in its content and fart odors.
Outtakes, bloopers, and timely Avatar jokes from the second ten episodes of Drinking with Goosebumps. Very offensive in its language and Ned-to-shirtlessness-ratio.
Yes, it's time for more offensive outtakes, bloopers, and farting. Now with 100% more rape jokes.
It's the holiday season, and the guys celebrate by tackling the Goosebumps TV episodes that WEREN'T based off a book or short story. That's right, it's... the Chillogy!
