You know roommates...they always turn your stuff into high-powered projectile weaponry.
We've all encountered a Gary at some point...
One guy is selling zucchini milkshakes on one side of the street and another guy is selling rhubarb milkshakes on the other side of the street. It writes itself!
My computer and I have our weekly fight.
So this guy's walking home from the store when OH MY GOD A GUY WITH A KNIFE!!! AAAAHHHH!!!
A convoluted story of life, time travel, and a severe lack of immediately available actors.
The Steam Summer Sale in a nutshell! BUY ALL THE GAMES!!
The only combo I can execute properly is "Muscle Spasm."
Holiday greetings, from my fear bunker to yours!
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New
Ever think about what some Minecraft activities would look like in real life? We did, and decided they would be absolutely insane.
In this week's episode, JP the Sim encounters the jankiest genie around! Spoilers: he's a jerk.
The War on Christmas is definitely a thing, but what everyone seems to leave out is that Christmas totally started it.
In this week's episode, JP enthusiastically welcomes Ian to the neighborhood!
So this guy's just minding his own business when OH GOD IT'S THAT GUY AGAIN, AND THIS TIME HE HAS A SIGN!
The reason your workers always seem so eager to get away from you? It's because they are. Because you're a terrible person.
Only YOU can prevent your Sims from getting stuck in hallways. I mean, it's not like they're just gonna walk around each other or anything.
Nothing unusual here, just a regular, casual conversation between American comrades. Go freedom!
If you play Kerbal Space Program and also aren't a rocket scientist, your first attempt may look something like this. Also your second. And twentieth. Or maybe it's just me.
Will did Kyle and Ian have survived another brush with time travel, or are they having met their pretimely end at first? SELF-FULFILLING IDIOCY 2: THIS TIME, IT'S NEXT TIME'S LAST TIME.
If the murderer hasn't murdered anyone... is he really a murderer?
When everything you see wants to kill you, starving is the least of your worries. Unless you bring friends along - then it becomes a problem again.
Had to pull out a short substitute for this week - hopefully it's still enjoyable. The next two videos will make up for it, promise!
They're remaking Hamlet. It's gonna be gritty.
If it's not real wood, it won't work.
This is how we handle things in the suburbs, air bending style!
The pains of vague video game dialogue trees...
One slice of bread's heartwarming quest to become toast - based on the best-selling* video game!
Spy is a douchebag.
In the not-so-distant future of virtual reality gaming...
Behind the scenes of Five Night's At Freddy's, a sinister mind is pulling the strings - it's a really bored psychology professor.
The Mayors from SimCity and Cities:Skylines are commissioned to upgrade a road together. The job will probably be completed without incident.
Since we were out of town for the past few days, we decided to do something different this week and pull a video from the White Lightning archives.
We did make this video. This is ours. No stealing.
Don't you hate it when it's time for adventure but instead you have to go shopping and sort your inventory and build weapons from scratch?
Daredevil's favorite finishing move seems to be a bit counterproductive.
Getting to the Mün for the first time is a huge achievement! Landing on it, even more so. Don't even get us started on the return trip.
So this guy answers his door one day and OH GOD IT'S A GUY DRESSED LIKE A COP, HE KNOWS WHERE HE LIVES!
Make sure you're properly documented, or your insurance rates could go through the roof.
The true reason you always forget where you park. It's not your fault or anything.
Gordon is not impressed with Black Mesa's safety procedures.
Humanity may be scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to resistance fighters, but at least they're trying.
Ethan has some ideas for making it big in the theme park business.
All the world's leaders finally decide to put an end to Gandhi's reign of terror.
There's a special feeling you get when docking for the first time - it's a feeling commonly known as "overwhelming panic."
Shoot first, loot later, then shoot better next time. That 0.2% accuracy boost will definitely make a difference.
We all knew those card collections would pay off someday!
Superheroes these days just don't know how to have fun.
All other problems aside, the one thing everyone agrees on is "don't give them guns."
It takes a lot of skill and careful planning to swarm a giant bomb with such rocket-powered precision.
Investigating paranormal energies and debunking bunked things!
PLEASE HAVE YOUR PAPERS IN ORDER, GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.
Ethan tries to get Kyle to take a break from finishing up the Guards Themselves to learn Magic the Gathering.
It's all fun and games until somebody else shows up with math and judgement.
The wastelanders of Mad Max can be too smart for their own good.
Just a normal day for Lebron and that wacky con artist. Surely nothing particularly out of the ordinary will happen.
The Doors can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
Scouts are playing an entirely different game than everybody else.
Kyle tries to turn Jon into a super spy by downloading the internet into his brain.
Soldier develops a new technique to re-retrieve the enemy's intelligence.
Even Gordon Freeman has a limit.
Who needs to do things when there are tons of people on the internet who can do them instead?
Jefferey is not immortal.
You can't make everyone happy. But as long as your total happiness is above zero, you'll be fine.
This guy has some big ideas to make big money in the zoo business.
Millions of people suffer from sudden Wi-Fi loss every day. The effects can be devastating. Remember - warn before rebooting.
Being nice to people feels great the first time!
Ethan has been watching too much Daredevil.
First step of owning futuristic entertainment technology - find a way to use for playing games made several decades ago.
Who needs plans when you can freeze time?
When a wizard gets desperate... there's still not much they can do.
Jeb and that scientist guy are back to fly some planes, and this time they have help.
Don't go spending all your rage in one place.
JP and Kyle discover the wonders of the universe.
Kyle got to meet a bunch of totally real celebrities at this year's ComicPalooza!
Not everyone is out to kill you. OR ARE THEY? No, they're not. OR ARE THEY??
Just one of those mysteries of science!
Imbued with the powers of magic pills, Kyle hunts a fluffy beast to its last breath!
Kyle is late to the Pokemon Go craze.
No really, I'm not casing your city, I'm just leaving my scout here for a while!
Episode 1 of The Joy of Tilt Brush with Bob Ross features the following wonderful painting instructions: Condemning the Heathens, and that's it. The Joy of Tilt Brush was then immediately cancelled, and there will not be an episode 2.
It only takes a second.
The 90's are leaking.
The isolation of space can change a man.
If No Man's Sky were an old space opera... there still wouldn't be much going on.
Kyle and Joey try to out-hack each other using movie cliches.
Venice has been chosen to host this year's World Congress!
Colorblinds have it hard.
Not everybody's ancestors can be career assassins.
End the exaggerated menace!
In this highly educational fake documentary, we take a look at the largest war in alternate history!
Jefferey is chosen to wield the ancient and mystical Keyblade! Let's hope he puts it to good use.
Spider-Man attempts to save someone who doesn't want his help.
Hardened immortal and rookie agent are sent on a mission to recover the MIA hosts of Counter/Intelligence. Featuring White Lightning HQ / Door Monster videos from past, present and future.
Jefferey is sick and refuses to drink water, which is dangerous to his health. Classic comedy.
Two retired Team Rocket grunts complain about all the criminal organizations that have come since their day. Made in celebration of Pokemon Sun and Moon!
Because of problems with our primary camera this week, we weren't able to complete a full sketch. So instead, Kyle and Ethan share the recipe for a great comedy sketch!
Johnny America the action hero confronts his long-time rival, Vaguely Foreign Stereotype! But this commie came prepared.
Not all of the Civ 6 Builders have finished memorizing the new construction regulations.
So this new guy is just minding his own business when OH GOD IT'S SOME STALKER WITH A CAMERA AND A KNIFE!!!
Ethan does some research on preordering.
The Dovahkiin is hiring a new follower!
JP seeks answers to life's big questions.
Two merchants bond over their recent experiences dealing with an annoying customer. Also, first video ever shot in 4k resolution, woo!
A defeated castaway considers whether or not his unfortunate circumstances are truly just bad luck.
Beware fortune cookies, for if they come true, things may not go as expected.
A scout returns home after a very long journey around the world!
An adventuring party prepares for battle... in the middle of a battle. Yes, it is technically Pathfinder.
What's worse than an arrogant sociopath showing you up at a crime scene? Two of them competing for it.
A retired sorcerer makes creative use of his powers.
The Civ News Network brings you the latest notifications about world events!
After the AI incident, the White Lightning Agents are now operating in secret to investigate things that are weird on the internet.
Some new Medic recruits learn the ropes.
In this first totally-not-scripted look at life behind Door Monster Entertainment, Kyle and Ian try to get the perfect delivery on an important line.
If you travel back in time to stop the end of the world, make sure it can't start again.
Kyle discovers how to get free money by doing nothing more than spending money.
Two spaceship crash survivors quickly run into additional problems.
So this girl's just asking for directions one day when WHAT, WHY IS THERE A PUPPET!!
An entertainment journalist deals with annoying fans.
Some people are naturally charismatic. Some people just roll well. It's all the same, really.
Agent Sullivan finds himself lost deep inside Youtube and must rely on Agent Butcher's "expertise" to lead him out.
Competing apostles try to educate the uncultured masses. Support your favorite fictional religion with a t-shirt:
Some old partners in crime reconnect.
Kyle finally decides to clean up his past time travel mistakes - and he finds just the time machine he needs to do it.
The longer you wait, the cheaper they get. That's just logic.
A grizzled detective discovers a body covered in mysterious messages.
This is how video games corrupt the minds of our youth, probably.
Suffering from Necrocutiewiffilis? We've got you covered!
Rounding out your stats is about function over form.
So much media to consume, so little patience for any of it.
A new Texas law about knife size makes it legal to openly carry swords. Obviously, we all know what happens next.
Hope you remember all those character backstories and complicated controls, cause you left off right in the middle of a mission!
The owner of a classic roguelike dungeon struggles to stay competitive.
I get into crazy stuff today! Cooking tutorials! Cinnamon challenge! And lots of Joey! Plus a BIG SURPRISE at the end!
Getting second place in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is a feat in and of itself.
Two firearm enthusiasts have a civil discussion.
Intimidate first, kill later.
Tim gets a call from a magical help line.
In a world of superheroes, cops have it rough. But at the end of the day, someone's gotta file that paperwork.
Everybody's favorite place to relax, take a load off, and get railroaded directly into their next quest.
Mr. Justice teaches an aspiring crime fighter how to identify evil at a glance.
An unsuspecting teenager discovers a secret organization.
It's almost Halloween, and an up-and-coming model is showing off some new costumes!
It's the team-up you've all been waiting for in Door Monster's year 3 finale video! Right? Did anyone ask for this?
A grizzled XCOM vet leads a team of rookies into battle.
A Civ 6 council meeting is interrupted by an old acquaintance who defected to EU4. Who can make the most disgraceful mockery of world history??
It sucks being so famous that you can't even go out and stop a robbery anymore without being hassled.
A quarreling party takes a break from political intrigue to resurrect their dead friend.
Here on Settlement Seekers, we take survivors of the nuclear apocalypse and help them choose their dream bunker!
A wizard needs a break when he runs out of spells mid-battle.
Careful not to shoot the other guests.
So this guy's walking home from the store when OH MY GOD A GUY WITH A- wait, that's not him.
The city of Cheeseland has declared its independence! Now to figure out that whole "government" thing.
What adventurer doesn't love to unwind after a long quest with a good old session-long shopping spree?
Countdown timers never seem to count down in real time.
A plucky new castaway tries to eke out a living on a mysterious island. Will he be able to fit in with the cool tribe?
A brave explorer faces the horrors of a necromancer's dungeon - or at least he will once he finds the entrance.
Kurt and Walt are looking for Captain America, but all they can find is some totally average buff white dude.
An evil doctor needs to show off his master plan, but didn't budget for graphic design.
Never get in the way of an honest Commander's time bonus.
One bad die can spoil the bunch. They must be cleansed. It is the way.
Like right now.
He's an unremarkable hero in a world of insanity.
Ethan shows up for a normal day of filming... but something is off.
Spider-Man is just trying to do some honest superhero work, but he keeps getting interrupted by all this crime.
Seasoned adventurers help a newbie create their first character in Dungeons & Dragons!
The Wasteland's only radio station desperately tries to reach an audience.
So this guy's coming home when OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??
A board game enthusiast is appalled by his friends' casual dismissal of the rules.
The best reason to do anything!
The eternal question - who gets the last slice of pizza?
Scully begins to suspect that Mulder's frequent paranormal experiences are purely due to the fact that he NEVER TURNS THE LIGHTS ON.
Two shopkeepers are visited by the stealthiest thief in the land.
An NPC practices his one big line.
It's neglecting responsibilities all the way down.
Who will win - the climate, or the intense need to build a World Wonder as soon as possible?
The royal council tries to find a new king.
A video game protagonist uses every item he has in preparation for the big boss battle.
Everyone knows him. No one remembers him.
An emergency session of the World Congress has been called, but no one's sure why.
Squire has been playing RDR2, and is ready for his trip to Texas!
We all know that guy who legitimately wants someone to break into his house.
What does it truly take to get a one-star rating?
A friendly PSA from the US Air Force about this Friday's Area 51 raid.
Having trouble with your Dungeon Master? Call D&D&D&D, Rules Lawyers!
Do you know the answers to these or other uninteresting mysteries? Let us know below.
Ever found yourself in a spooky situation? You can follow this one easy rule to make it out safely!
One man... one holiday... one last ride.
To be a successful Pokemon trainer in the Galar Region, you have to conform to some new standards.
Special thanks to the Professor from Tolarian Community College! Check out his channel and our other collaboration video below!
Kyle and Allison enjoy a relaxing break from making sketches.
We all have that one friend who overthinks every turn.
Thanks to Paradox Interactive for sponsoring this video!
Prison Architect: Island Bound is available today! Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this video
Created in literally one day by Kyle, Matt, Ian, and Ricky. More sketches coming soon!
Be your own dreadful king
We're equipping washed-up horror movie slashers with new tools for a darker future!
Just wanted to do a quick bonus video for Halloween, and we've been really enjoying this game!
Three friends are enjoying their annual tea party when OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING CONTACT THE CHOSEN ONE.
What even happens in Cyberpunk 2077?
BUSINESS!
True love was the overpriced game consoles we bought along the way!
Think you have better ideas than Kyle? You can submit them on our Patreon, and we'll make them into videos!
Thank gods you came along! This errand that literally anyone can do isn't gonna just do itself!
There are never enough games for game night.
Being anyone other than the person quicksaving must be disorienting.
This video was made in one day based on an idea submitted by Alec Allison!
An average evening of PC gaming.
A ghost hunter breaks the news to his client.
Which magic school is best for you?
Did you know the zombie survival expert growing up, or was it you?
What we assume it was like for Paradox to design a mobile game.
It's been a while since we've seen famed photographer Todd Snapp.
Its time to play Minecraft again, and nothing has changed... Has it?
Having D&D trouble in these financially-trying times? Call D&D&D&D, Rules Lawyers!
Life is tough for a national champion -- especially when he's pushed to his limits. See it for yourself!
Free multiplayer? What's the catch? What's really hiding in the single player campaign?
When you speed run faster than light, all you see is darkness... and sometimes The Singularity.
What if you could play Any Card?
Thanks to Paradox for making this video possible!
This video is sponsored by Hello Games and No Man's Sky.
The new challenges for Survivor have a few kinks to work out. Thankfully Jeff Probst can untangle any situation.
Its time for a relaxing morning commute. FULL OF JOKES GAGS GOOFS AND OLIVIA RODRIGO!!!
The IRS wants to put its hands in your candy bowl. What's a Zuman to do?
Sometimes in November it can take a while to find a psycho killer.
Tables are the new Pyramid, but where does that money come from? And is it safe to keep a pocket dimension in a kettle?
Face it, we've all been there. Alone with a mystic receiving starting gear and rehashing trauma.
D&D rules also apply in real life, universally and without question.
Thank you World of Warships for sponsoring this video.
Download Royal Court today!
Not all heroes wear capes. Some sit in the van and cry softly into their computer monitors.
Can't wait to load into a great Oddball lobby, don't you agree?
Never split your party without MY free consultation. There's only one Dennis Douglas, do not trust any other Dennis or Douglas you may or may not see.
After a zany wager Ian must reinvent the worlds historically most popular game
In this guide, we will show you how to best the Tree Sentinel.
Sometimes you gotta let the math rocks roll as they will and enjoy the ride.
Have you ever tried to figure out how playing Persona works? Us neither!
It's time to deal with this guy again. After two long years people will still pretend to know what they're doing at the pool table.
We've all been there! #relatable
How to deal with camping canvassers.
Fun fact, this doubles as an Icarus video.
Order yours today and subvert all your Dungeon Master's hard work!
Giving gifts in Stardew Valley is a wild guessing game. Unless you just look it all up on the wiki like a normal person.
Kyle has entered the tent with one goal - to get that legendary Paul Hollywood Handshake.
Reginald and Humphrey discuss the artistic merits of the simulation genre.
Underpaid ghost hunters report in after a job at the world's shadiest ghost hunting company.
If we don't start seeing The Wario included in yoga routines, we're gonna getcha.
Technology was a mistake.
Bards in Dungeons and Dragons are OP.
Builders in Civilization VI can't catch a break.
Prisoners in Rimworld have some high standards.
If you've never played D&D with your mom, you still know this is how it would go.
Reginald and Humphrey debate the legitimacy of so-called "Souls" titles like Bloodborne and Elden Ring, probably.
Kyle meets an interdimensional traveler.
Joel shows Ellie how to use the game's most overpowered weapon.
The barbarians meet to discuss their efforts against their common enemy, Civilization.
Starring Kyle, Matt Locke, and Kait with Lola returning as Lola the Undying
We thought it would be fun to try and generate an entire Door Monster script with an AI script generator, but of course our comedy instincts took over and we had to start responding to it - the first "video-within-a-video" part is an AI script, and then we the humans took over writing the human lines, but continued generating them for CopyKyle.
A guy in Project Zomboid tries to hide his mysterious injury.
Tune in next week for the Victoria 3 video!
In an alternate reality, King Sam Houston led Texas to conquer all the lands of the United States! Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this video.
Get Age of Wonders 4 here! Starring Matt Locke as Chancellor Alinar Brylamin of the Valux Dynasty Kyle as King Torghat Zorgigoth of the Bloodstained Empire with Spiffing Brit as Baron Agtah of the Terminal Hollow and Mystery Guest as Danklord Dwarfmeister Steven Bigsword of the Most High Underdwarves
Get Crusader Kings: Tours and Tournaments Thank you so much for watching! A ton of work went into this one, and we're super happy with the results!
Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring! Starring Kait and Kyle Written by Kyle and the Door Monster Discord Hivemind!
Kyle's back with one of those wacky IKEA things! Oh that wacky Kyle! Starring Kyle Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle Kyle Download "Living Forever" by JP "Not Kyle" De Ovando
Yeah it better be the fastest route, Google that's the whole idea! Starring Kyle as Google Maps Brought to you by Sketch Chamber 39!
How to win any fight in Baldur's Gate or Dungeons and Dragons, GUARANTEED! Starring Kyle as Baldur's Gate and Stan Brought to you by Sketch Chamber 7!
No matter how hard you plan, you'll never come up with a more effective strategy than causing the biggest possible explosion. Starring Sneaky Kyle, Bruiser Kyle, and Saboteur Kyle
Starring Kyle and Allison
Today I ranked all the Spider-Man villains by how easily I think I could kill them for some reason. Enjoy! Thanks to Back Door Productions for remember where to find weird clips of me clapping!
Kyle has a brilliant new idea to save money on Christmas trees!
You've wondered what happened to the rest of the crew, so here they are to explain themselves! Thank you for watching this year's videos, and happy holidays! Thanks to Allison, Ian, JP, Matt, Thomas, Kait, Olive, and Jefferey as Himself
Happy new year! I've dabbled again in the dark art of animation, and decided to revisit everybody's favorite office snowmen, or maybe just my own. This was animated almost entirely in Blender in a matter of days, which sure beats the hell out of my previous 2+ month production times.
As long as you have enough blankets and snacks, the game itself barely matters.
I apologize to everyone who wanted me to actually rank the Batman villains, but this idea came to mind and I couldn't not do. I spent way too much time writing this one and loved every second of it. Seriously, Mark Zuckerberg is a terrible man.
A scout finds a village at the end of the world. Starring a couple of Kyles
Thank you so much to everyone who has been donating and for watching the latest videos - I've loved making the new long-form content, and I'm excited to do more.
Kyle talks about writing, and also still superheroes forever! Thank you for watching and supporting, let me know if you found this format interesting in the comments. I'd love to hear your thoughts!
Sometimes the ghosts just aren't feeling it.
I did this exact sequence of events approximately 12 times.
So this guy's walking to his car when OH MY GOD THERE'S ANOTHER GUY IN THE CAR AHHHH!!!
Any resemblance to Netflix's Avatar, the Borderlands movie, the How to Train Your Dragon live-action adaptation, the Last of Us HBO series, or any other modern remake is purely coincidental.
Does this count as part of the Civilization series? Of course it does. Also maybe Self-Fulfilling Idiocy?
I realized that there were a few videos from the Studio channel that a bunch of people probably never saw, so I decided to re-upload them here.
Alright, I hear you, I'll finish Fallout.
Why won't TV shows tell us what's happening?
It's late August, and you know what that means - it's time for a video game dating tier list! I stayed up too late finding the most high value video game romance