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Season 1

  • S01E01 Home from Home

    • July 27, 1974
    • ITV1

    From the minute he steps off the plane with his sister Dorothy, ex-Inspector Cyril Blake realises that he has swapped one set of problems for another. His dreams of sun, sea & señoritas and the quiet life are shattered ...

  • S01E02 The Food

    • August 3, 1974
    • ITV1

    Now that they have arrived in Spain all Cyril and Dorothy want is some peace and quiet - and perhaps some decent food if they can find any ...

  • S01E03 Dry Run

    • August 10, 1974
    • ITV1

    He's used to breakdowns after working on the buses, but ex-Inspector Blake has not seen one make as much impact as that affecting the water lorry bringing fresh water supplies to his small flat in Spain.

  • S01E04 The Lift

    • August 17, 1974
    • ITV1

    It's Dorothy's first shopping expedition and she knows she isn't going to struggle because she doesn't know how many ounces there are to a kilo. But she is not prepared for the surprises in store for her ...

  • S01E05 Careful What You Eat

    • August 24, 1974
    • ITV1

    One of the main reasons they left England was the power cuts, amongst other things. Now, Cyril and Dorothy are horrified when the electricity goes off in their flat ...

  • S01E06 The Fuse

    • August 31, 1974
    • ITV1

    Cyril has decided to rewire his flat after becoming disillusioned with the Spanish electricity service. Unfortunately, his efforts to make it work like in England land him in trouble with the police.

  • S01E07 The Smell

    • September 7, 1974
    • ITV1

    It's down to Carlos to investigate the horrible odour coming from the drains that's making Dorothy want to pack her bags and head home to England ...

Season 2

  • S02E01 What! No Telly?

    • November 1, 1975
    • ITV1

    There are some things Cyril can't live without and living in Spain has meant he had to cope without some of the essentials from home ...

  • S02E02 The Romance

    • November 8, 1975
    • ITV1

    Dorothy is accosted by a handsome Spanish stranger and Cyril is appalled that she has agreed to go out for dinner with him. But the stranger makes a proposal which takes Dorothy by surprise ...

  • S02E03 A Helping Hand

    • November 15, 1975
    • ITV1

  • S02E04 The Neighbours

    • November 22, 1975
    • ITV1

    There is pride at stake when a football final between Germany and England is played out in Spain - especially when you have German neighbours!

  • S02E05 Fred

    • November 29, 1975
    • ITV1

    Dorothy decides to go on an economy drive because Cyril's mysterious new friend, Fred, is leading him astray. Her attempt to force a confrontation nearly leads to the end of their retirement in Spain ...

  • S02E06 Keeping Fit

    • December 6, 1975
    • ITV1

    The German neighbours next door have made Cyril feel inferior and so he embarks on a keep-fit campaign. Not a good idea as he slips a disc and Dorothy has to call in the doctor ...