Don't you dare mess with Patrick's look. That mustache is the only reason anybody still watches this channel and I've got two kids to feed.
Jon Smith was blessed with both the flexibility of an adult film star, and the fashion sense of an adult education teacher.
Footage of Elyse yelling at Patrick.
Ryan tells the story of crashing a screening of Academy Award Winning Sucker Punch.
Ryan and his friend Mac recount the tale of when Mac broke Ryan's teeth.
Russell Brand looks like he smells of PG Tips, deodorant crystals, and the sexual residue of a thousand disappointed Tesco clerks.
Are all twins creepy, violent, borderline incestuous gynecologists? No, of course not. Do you have any idea how expensive medical school is?
Ryan is basically a cult leader already. He wears comfortable, loose fitting clothing, plays a mean acoustic guitar, and he drinks nothing but Kool-Aid laced with narcotics.
For the first time ever, we're giving you behind the scenes commentary over some of our most popular videos!
How big of a stick and Link handle? You're about to find out as the gang raids Hudson's supply stashes to craft the longest weapon in Zelda history.
A description? Ugh, I dunno. Maybe something about a Bokoblin in an ill-fitting blazer asking "what's the deal?" with those little Chickaloo Tree Nut bags they give you on Hyrule airplanes. I have shit to do.
James and Jacob came here today to chew bubble gum and solve puzzles... and they're all out of bu-... what's that? They DO have gum? Shit. So no puzzles? Just forty minutes of them chewing in silence, then? What about bubbles? Will they at least blow some bubbles? Well whose fault is that? No I'm not going to teach Jacob how t- you know what, forget it.
Check out the LOST footage from our most recent episode of Jacob's Jedi Academy!
Join the gang as they utilize a mountain of devices to make Hyrule's first suicidal Gundam.
The drink suggestions of Ryan Hailey are Ryan Hailey's alone, and are not recommended for consumption by Funhaus, Rooster Teeth, or Warner Media. We assume no legal or moral responsibility for loss of life, limb, wallet, Arby's bag full of dirty laundry, or discarded sock being used as replacement wallet
Join the gang as they install their very own basketball court and coax monsters to toss anything they can find through the hoop.
Check out all the BTS Survivor stories that we didn't have time to show you last time.
Join Charlotte and Jacob as they relive the life-threatening nightmare that was Jacob attempting to drink a can of soda.
Once more into the... funnel. The gang plays an extra, sightless round of baby games
Dammit! How did it take this long for Multiplicity to make into our shitty movie reference rotation?! So many wasted years.
Join Jon and John as they give you a behind the scenes look at the most chaotic drunk stream we've ever done, unless you count the one before with the spaghetti.
Check out all the best stuff from the past few months that never made it into our finished content.
James and Jacob came here today to chew bubble gum and solve puzzles... and they're all out of bu-... what's that? They DO have gum? Shit. So no puzzles? Just forty minutes of them chewing in silence, then? What about bubbles? Will they at least blow some bubbles? Well whose fault is that? No I'm not going to teach Jacob how t- you know what, forget it.
Check out the entire Star Boyz panel from RTX Austin 2023.
This reminds me of that old "Trolley" conundrum from my college philosophy class. You know, the one that's like "How many trolleys would I let run over me rather than talk philosophy with a bunch of nineteen year olds living off their parents.
Check out the entire Funhaus Panel from RTS Austin 2023!
Join James and Lindsey as they relive the erotic journey of a cookie sliding playfully between the eager lips of James in a wig.
James and Jacob came here today to chew bubble gum and solve puzzles... and they're all out of bu-... what's that? They DO have gum? Shit. So no puzzles? Just forty minutes of them chewing in silence, then? What about bubbles? Will they at least blow some bubbles? Well whose fault is that? No I'm not going to teach Jacob how t- you know what, forget it.
Tee off with the ladies of Funhaus, but only if you're a member!
You all subscribed while we were too drunk or high to know better. So here's your exclusive song, as promised!
James and Jacob came here today to chew bubble gum and solve puzzles... and they're all out of bu-... what's that? They DO have gum? Shit. So no puzzles? Just forty minutes of them chewing in silence, then? What about bubbles? Will they at least blow some bubbles? Well whose fault is that? No I'm not going to teach Jacob how t- you know what, forget it.
We had a lot of extra footage from the disc golf video, so here's some more for you DAUUUGSS!!
An all new round of Funhaus Feud exclusively for our beautiful members!
Ryan is kind of like a modern day Genghis Khan in that he's spread a lot of seed, but mainly because of his strict diet of wolf soup and mare's milk.
Ryan's workspace is a lot like the houses on Cribs, except instead of Maseratis and shoe closets, it's full of silverfish.
Join Patrick and Jacob as they revisit the birth of Minch and beyond!
An all Ryan, all wet, exclusive round of That Sound Game just for our beautiful members!
Watch James and the gang FINALLY beat whoever the hell the Maestro is in this all new bonus footage from Marvel Mondays!
Turn off the lights and we're all just soft, furry, mammalian chordates who shared a common ancestor about 90 million year ago.
We figured out that in a true zombie apocalypse, Ryan would last slightly longer than he does during the average seed donation.
Join Elyse as they spit out bread and slap fish on rocks while playing Gollum for you lovely Funhaus members!
Join the gang for a behind the scenes look at the video that ensured that none of us would ever sup beside the lamb amongst the loaves of Jericho or whatever.
If you've ever wanted to watch a Funhaus video that sounded like it was recorded inside a port-a-potty with two tin cans and a string, boy are you in luck.
A culinary battle years in the making! John Holland vs Lindsey Washburn vs Ryan's gag reflex.
Christ. Next month's fan art is gonna get us all arrested.
Join us for a behind the scenes look at a day in the life of the Funhaus gang.
Enjoy some hot sandwich on sandwich action courtesy of Funhaus!
More mustaches than a 70s porno shot inside of a fire station.
Sit back and enjoy all the Demo Wheel bits that were... too funny I guess?
Ryan's funeral will be a sad day for all of us, but especially for the guy that has to learn to play "Waving My Dick in the Wind" on the bagpipes.
IN T_ _ TIM_ IT TOOK YO_ TO SOL_ _ T_IS YO_ CO_LD _A_ _ F_D YOU_ NANA SO_P O_ GI_ _N _LOOD O_ _ _LD A MET_ _A_Y _ _T NO. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
I tried some of that cat poop coffee when I was in Vietnam. It's pretty much the same as regular coffe except instead of a light buzz you get toxoplasmic encephalitis.
Enjoy mustache grooming tips from Petey the Pirate and Jon Smith, courtesy of Funhaus!
Human anomalies Jon and Ryan attempt a full playthrough of the horrifying psychological journey known as Exit 8.
Join Charlotte and Patrick as they recap every headshot, throat stab, failure, and clown shoe from our Hitman series, exclusively for Funhaus members!
Hope you wanted to hear about Ryan's stained shorts.
Join Charlotte and Sam Antics as they discuss music, fashion, and those noisy a**holes in the background!
Ever wonder what it sounds like to hear Elyse do an impression of Jacob doing an impression of Will Ferrell doing an impression of a famous sports announcer?
Happy Valentine's Day to all you beautiful Funhaus members! You can't see me, but I'm typing this wearing nothing but a Minch hat and a smile.
Songs Taylor Swift Wrote About Me - B Sides: "Four Inches is Plenty." "Did You Put This AirTag Under My Car?" "(2 Weeks is 2 Soon 2) Marry Me." "What Are You Soaking that Rag With? (acoustic)
Join Dan and Carpe as they take on face fur, starting fires, and a super cool guy named Jesus who wants to rap with you about his father's eternal kingdom.
Here's even more post apocalyptic ramblings from the boys.
A behind the scenes look at every emasculating moment of our Barbie episode, only for all you beautiful Funhaus members!
Ooh cher, that there Poison Swamp looks mighty deep! Watch the debut trailer along with the Elden Boys.
Finally, we play the best time traveling third person puzzle platform shooter of 2023 that costs under a dollar.
AI is coming for us all. Starting with our ears.
Alright, scat fans. Here are your precious poopy jokes.
Which "supplements" do you think these two are stuffing themselves with this week? Right now, my money's on ground bald eagle talons, but if their mule makes it through customs panther foreskin might take the lead.
So... many jokes...about... Ryan living in... trash. Too... many. I can't. Should've... sent... a poet.