The boys are meeting to plan this years 'Ward Show'. Stuart-Clark arrives with the Dean who wants them to ""Keep it clean"" this year. Everyone else backs out of the show except for Mike & Dunc. Mike calls his brother Terry (a ballet dancer) to help them with the show. At the Auditions Mike has 3 boys from the student union who want to perform ""We Three Kings"" & 2 Girls who want to do a scene from 'Swan Lake' Terry,wants to do something like 'West Side Story' but when he argues with Duncan, Terry leaves. It's showtime but where's Duncan ? Mike lets the student union boys perform we 3 kings,then the ballet girls do their scene from Swan Lake. Duncan & the boys steal the show by dressing up as Nurses & singing ribald songs. Until the Dean makes an appearance & they run off.He asks if the show is good, The patients say it is & He leaves. Then Mike & the boys come back out & continue with their ribald singing.