Diggnation this week comes to you with the help of a few tequila sunrises (sans the grenadine) and a lovely photograph of Jennifer Aniston. The guys delve into the top dugg stories including Apple's iPhone screen-protector ban, what a quad-core CPU is REALLY for, a Lion King toy's pervy fail, why a salad costs more than a Big Mac, and news on Google: a new approach to China and who says, "f*ck the analytics!"