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The Cat's Out of the Bag

The pretense that everything is fine with Greg's parents finally proves too much for Dharma, who snaps during dinner at a Chinese restaurant and has the bad news served to Greg in a fortune cookie (to the absorbed interest of the Chinese family sharing their table). Trying to help the Montgomery's non-existent sex life, Dharma takes Kitty to her local neighborhood erotica store, where they naturally run into Abby and Larry. Greg and Pete take Edward for a drink to commiserate, and Edward demonstrates his ace in pick-up lines: ""Excuse me, young lady, do you have change for a million?"" Meanwhile, Jane has gone off to a Star Trek convention (""I like middle-aged men who are virgins""), leaving her pet Mr. Boots with Dharma and Greg; but Greg freaks out when he discovers that Mr. Boots is not exactly a cat.

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  • Originally Aired April 1, 1998
  • Runtime 25 minutes
  • Content Rating United States of America TV-14
  • Production Code AE19
  • Network ABC (US)
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Name Type Role
Dottie Dartland Writer
Fred Greenlee Writer
Diana C. Wong Guest Star
Albert Wong Guest Star
Tedd Szeto Guest Star
Brooks Almy Guest Star
Penn Jillette Guest Star
Kathleen Garrett Guest Star
Teller Guest Star
Lucille Soong Guest Star
Marian Lee Stryker Guest Star
Gail Mancuso Director