HM3 Luna prepares to take advantage of his wife going out of town and has the other docs of 7th ESB on Camp Pendleton over for a night of debauchery. As they all prime themselves for the rager, an unexpected guest — of the tall, dark, and handsome Marine species — pulls off a cheap ploy to steal Squibb's attention, forcing HM3 Spencer to face adversity head on the only way some military men know how to, drink themselves under the table...literally.