Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale A tale of a demo disk That started with these Funhaus boys Who took a PC risk The Bruce was a mighty bearded man And Willems sat next door Kovic searched the internet For Rule 34, for Rule 34 The games all started crashing down The show could not survive No single disc was playable From their old broken drive, from their old broken drive The show was saved by the dudes and girl who run this YouTube thing With Brucigan The Kovic too The Willemsaire and his wife The Sooleo The Peakefessor and Joely-Anne Here on Demo Disk!