On his way to holy confession in case he gets killed at a football match, Kevin walks into the middle of a race riot and gets walloped and arrested. When Young Dick finds out that Kevin has doubled his chance of getting to heaven by being both Catholic and Muslim, he is ever so slightly appalled.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Johnny Speight | Writer | ||
| Barry Linehan | Guest Star | ||
| Keith Beckett | Director |