Yo, as a kid, we all wanted to be Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park. Then the movie went on a bit longer and we wanted to be the dude that maintained the raptor pen. Then those mother f'ing raptors busted out and...well you can figure out what we wanted. We wanted to slice up stranded scientists and children with our totally sweet toe-talons.* Jurassic Park the game gives you two out of three of those things. There is no option to play as a raptor maintenance man, but I am sure the ill-fated raptor dung cleaning sim was dropped in the last phase of the game's development cycle. *In this entire paragraph, take "we" to mean "me". If you directly replace the words, it kind of sounds like I am talking in a caveman voice. Reading is fun!