The very first episode ever, overhauled and re-edited. Original description: "A troubled man embarks a journey of self-discovery and learns that there is more to life than he thought. And also he plays a shitty DOS game while being periodically electrocuted." Original upload date: 3/17/17
Civvie watches Doom Movie, rips, tears. Like and subscribe or go to hell. UPDATE: 7/9/2018 - Subscribe on Patreon or go to hell. EVen though like all the newer videos are way better.
Civvie takes a look at the long-forgotten sequel to the original Unreal from way back in 2003. I wonder why there hasn't been a single player Unreal game since.
Civvie plays an unnecessary movie tie-in with terrifying implications.
Civvie endures Capstone's revenge. With apologies for referencing a Kevin Smith movie.
A movie studio hatches a plan to retain the rights to a franchise that could make them money in the future but probably won't.
Apocalypse tries to bring the apocalypse to an already post-apocalyptic future. With mutants.
I don't get it.
Civvie dives into the weird, glitchy, sadistic neon-tinted splatterfest Blood 2. And it burns. EDIT: Yes, I know the audio balancing is awful on this video. It is on a lot of the older videos.
Civvie doesn't understand the damage he's doing.
UNCLE BENJEN!
Can Civvie survive radiation sickness long enough to defeat an unseen, ancient evil? And finish this game?
A half-hour of rambling about a four-year-old game with a little rabbit love.
Civvie earns himself a good time with a mostly forgotten classic, SiN (1998).
SiN returns... with boobs.
Civvie explores the animated adaptation of Sin, a thing that apparently exists.
Civvie is trying to build up a tolerance to pepper spray.
Civvie's only friends are doggos.
Say hi to your mother for me. Catch this video before YouTube's copyright bots violate it. In the butt.
Unfortunately, no one can be told how bad Tekwar is. You have to see it for yourself.
Civvie saves, then dooms America.
Civvie doesn't even make fun of American McGee's name in this one.
The epic conclusion to Postal 2's main campaign. Weird stuff happens.
CIVVIE DISSECTS THE SLENDERMAN TRAILER
Stealing Doom music is redundant.
Civvie plays the Blood series' swan song, The Nightmare Levels, and he doesn't enjoy it... but unfathomable terrors await him beyond the nightmare.
Civvie plays a tough-as-nails old FPS game on the hardest skill setting to defend his honor. Also, Civvie is wrong, because John Galt is not dead.
Civvie goes down a rabbit hole of convoluted puzzles and not even a little bit of shooting.
Civvie sells out and plays the hot new FNAF game. Can he endure the jump scares?
They're not even sure it is a game.
Experience the raw power of Hunt Down the Freeman, the trashiest, most broken waste of $25 to ever hit Steam.
SNATCH PEBBLE FROM HAND.
It's an unscripted reaction to a notable current event, meaning that this channel is... ... ... ...doomed.
Civvie explores the fifth movie in the blockbuster franchise. It's a bit of a mess.
It's time to revisit the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Arizona again, this time after a nuclear holocaust, for Postal 2: Paradise Lost. Can it wash away Postal 3's sins?
Three retro-throwbacks that get everything right and are awesome and also entirely too much Randy Pitchford.
Actually, you only get two after respawn. Now with 50% less wang.
Paradise's game/toilet paper industry is doomed.
That monkey is going to pay.
Before you wander down some country roads in the upcoming blockbuster smash hit Fallout 76, watch Civvie become a wasteland legend.
Delicious, kosher zombie milk.
Civvie takes his honor back and fulfills his destiny in the bloody, shocking Pro-Wang finale!
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
When there's no more big tiddy goth girls in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
Civvie has become unstuck in time.
In this mini-episode, Civvie looks at the totally real GTA 6 beta which is not a scam. No siree, no scams here.
This promises to be fun!
It's a cop-killer.
It's the biggest, bloodiest, most explosive day in Pro Postal history. Will it finally be the end of Paradise??
Fire and ice, baby!
It's a post-apocalyptic double feature where Civvie tries desperately not to make any more Bethesda jokes.
It's not nice to shoot Santa.
Paradise is a distant memory, but does this sleepy, snow-capped town hold even darker secrets?
This time it's just fire.
Don't ask.
Civvie sends his regards to the Dark God.
It's fusking duck.
Lost but not forgotten, Civvie looks at Heretic II, an old jumpy shooty game from Raven software that deserves better.
Wendigos are still Civvie's favorite.
It's Doom though the first three episodes please like and subscribe and hit the bell and smash that like button
Two dollars per hour is hard to beat.
This doesn't promise to be fun! This doesn't promise to be fun at all!
This description is also a spoiler warning.
It's just a jump to the left.
Everything looks worse in black and red.
What's that? 50K subs? Before Duke got his balls of steel, before the franchise became radioactive, before Randy, Duke was king.
Civvie got his hands on the Prodeus pre-alpha and hasn't been able to wash the red off since.
Civvie goes back to DOS for the trashiest game yet.
The long-awaited remaster had kind of a rocky start.
That was fast. Also, spoilers for Bubba Ho-Tep in this blood video for some reason.
Why have a redux if you regret nothing?
John Romero is going to make sweet, tender love to you.
In space, no one can hear you GET SOME.
Civvie's all about delivering kindness.
Art thou a bad enough dude?
ugh finally
CIVVIE'S SHILLING FOR INDIES AGAIN THE HACK
I have no mouth, and I must Kreed.
All guts, some glory.
Alternate Titles: "Building Better Worlds" "The Eve-l That Men Do" "Meg O' Death" "Slay-her"
THE HEIGHT OF GAMING EXCITEMENT. In the third episode, the action returns to L.A. and the balls have never been steelier!
It's time to look at the game that got Raven software sent to the COD gulag, and it's way better than it has any right to be.
It's finally here! Before the inevitable slide into misery and decline that will happen after 100k subs, time to do a long-requested and long-planned video about one of the most important video games ever made. It's not the best but whatever what are you gonna do?
Sometimes, dead is better.
The Duke has waited. His day has come.
This was probably scarier in 2001.
Alien: Resurrection is the Dark Souls of Playstation 1 exclusive FPS games released in 2000 using the Alien license.
*crying baby noises intensify*
STOP, REBEL SCUM!
Early Access Quake Engine Shooter Thing? Yes, please.
The horror. THE HORROR.
The holidays always make Civvie nostalgic and give him some kind of cold.
Civvie reclaims his honor or something.
Time travel and robots and stuff again as we dig into this... modern game from 2019?
Adventure games? In my dungeon?
"It's so black it's like how much more black could this be and the answer is none. None more black."
DOOM
The Pinnacle of Entertainment Software gets medieval.
This game ended up being more divisive than I expected.
The vacation from Duke is over. Those aliens are gonna pay.
Just the wind I guess.
New town, new Dude, same mood.
Do you see? DO YOU SEE? Yeah it's early whatever.
Zombies! Assassins! Sewers! Farkus!
A quick look at the demos for Ultrakill and Gloomwood, which are cool games that are completely different.
What is the time, CV-11?
It's back! The second nail in the Doom Cinematic Universe coffin!
Duke it out in D.C. and Duke Caribbean: Life's a Beach - two completely different expansion packs from the same company of wildly different quality!
Hey look! The plot is here! The plot's arrived!
The Blood II saga returns in one super-long re-cut with retooled audio and effects. Originally made in the "pre-subscriber" era of this channel, it's back and actually watchable!
You asked for this.
Possibly I've seen too much.
Fumbling around in the dark trying to find some stones.
Ready thy Tome of Power, Black Plague Possesses Thee!
It's October! It's Blood! The dark god Tchernobog returns with his army of cultists and build engine explosions!
Groovy hail to the king baby swallow this good bad I'm the guy with the workshed
All The Dude ever wanted was his trailer back.
Thief goes out with a bang that alerts all the guards.
Civvie finally talks about every game you've ever wanted to hear about.
Celebrate the holiday season in style with an extravaganza of trash, treasure, and good will towards men?
MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
hubbardium
That monkey will continue to pay.
A video about the savory texture of wet dog food, re-uploaded to remove an echo!
This can't be good for me but I feel pretty.
It certainly tore SOMETHING apart.
YEEEEEEEHAAWWWWWW
HERE, CATCH!
You asked for this. Original song is "Back to the Future" by Ofshane
The Duke goes on a farewell world tour, chews bubblegum.
Thinking with portals, heavy weapons. This video contains spoilers for Prey (2006).
Civvie uncovers a conspiracy of Raven.
An ImSim that comes pre-cursed.
A cultured discussion of piracy, cutlery, and children's toys.
Can't have anything nice in Edinsin.
Longer than the actual battle of Helms Deep. 02:07 - Fi da Puti Samurai 04:06 - White Hell 08:06 - Cultic 11:34 - Project Warlock II 12:54 - Kur 18:03 - Dread Templar
Please leave a comment about how the wrench is the greatest half-life weapon of all time 00:47 - Randy Probably Lied About That Poker Game 02:21 - Full Metal Jagoff 05:36 - Welcome to Black Mesa 08:44 - We Are Pulling Out 10:59 - Missing in Action 13:13 - Friendly Fire 15:18 - Moment of Xen 16:02 - Crush Depth 17:08 - Vicarious Realty 18:02 - Pitworm's Nest 19:09 - Foxtrot Uniform 20:44 - The Package 22:57 - Worlds Collide 25:20 - Insecurity 26:35 - Elevator Trouble: Blue Shift 27:56 - Duty Calls 29:03 - Captive Freight 30:22 - Focal Point 31:37 - Power Struggle
In The Underworld, there is no bubblegum. 00:45 - GZDoom and Minor Curses 02:16 - The Crystal Heart 10:19 - The Underworld is Dying 15:38 - The Doom Engine Vehicle Level? 17:21 - The Succubus 18:29 - The Gold Trap 20:41 - Pan Away to The Candles 21:15 - The Final Battle 24:32 - End Credits
The real estate market in Northumberland is a killer. 02:53 - Saturday 11:53 - Sunday 16:11 - Monday (Spoilers) 24:40 - Last Visit/Ending 26:17 - Fallen Aces/Postal Brain Damaged demos
Can you imagine enduring centuries experiencing the same futility each day? 00:00 - Introduction 02:37 - The Sword And The Grain 09:15 - "A Creature of Chaos!" 12:08 - The Lemming Quandary 17:39 - Everything in this Game Looks The Goddamned Same 20:28 - "Eat Lead!" 22:48 - Sunrise
The man, the myth, the beard, Kyle Katarn, returns! No Kell dragon is safe! 01:47 - Future Proof 03:31 - Return of the King 07:18 - Voodoo Tech 15:40 - Came Back Wrong 18:03 - Yun Dun Goofed 18:55 - Concussion 20:49 - Pic and Gorc 21:47 - Wall to Wall 24:26 - Dark John 27:54 - Dark Junk 29:30 - The Valley
A quick look at Perilous Warp, a game that is fine.
The Triad rises once more to birth the retro FPS renaissance.
We'll be right back
HAPPY NEW YEAR, PATRONS.
The King rides off into a parallax-scrolled sunset. 03:30 - Duke Takes Manhattan 11:03 - Mech Morphix 14:33 - Gator Trouble 18:39 - Half Pipes, Half Sewers 24:12 - Dark and GLOPPy 25:58 - Sunstorm Boat Section 30:22 - Space 35:34 - Ball of GLOPP 37:41 - Credits
Anti-humor meets anti-game design. 01:00 - The Sketch™ 02:08 - A Joke Game 04:29 - Your Brain Hurts 06:55 - There is No Strafing 09:27 - Every Gun is the Doom 3 Shotgun 11:51 - Artificial Whatever 17:52 - Vertigo
Enter the risen Exhumed, risen again! Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:29 - Obsession Simulator 03:02 - Wide Boy Summer 11:58 - Fire and Snakes 15:31 - Curse of Sobek 17:48 - Curse of Denwen 20:35 - Wide Boy's Final Chllenge 25:34 - The Build One 32:27 - The Pacing is Bad 36:37 - Why? 39:19 - Credits
The final nightmare!
You'll never believe how it ends. #GoPostal #FreeCivvie
LucasArts fills your hand with a classic. 02:07 - This Ain't CinemaScope 08:05 - Rootin' Tootin' Shootin' 15:56 - The Levels 25:08 - The Ending
That game you like is going to come back into style. 02:19 - Vegas Burns 10:20 - Civvie Fumes 13:54 - Leaving Las Vegas 19:50 - The Unfinished Barrens 22:41 - It is Happening Again 27:57 - End Credits
Watch out for that water!
Update v5.0276 -Boom shoot toob fixed.
Update v5.7.22 -Boom shoot toob deactivated -Manual shock button installed
A dark eye?
Xatrix grew some Gray Matter.
Taffing around until something terrible happens.
Civvie's back on the loaf again.
HE'S TOO FAST
We've got one more violent, spooky game for October and it'll maranax your infermux.
Something terrible happens.
You guys remember that one part?
It's payback time.
Sticking to thieving since blackmail isn't going very well.
...because it is Unreal.
LIFE OF THE PARTY!
Where ice puns go unpunished.
A boondoggle for the ages.
HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN, AGAIN!
Nothing seemed to happen.
The greatest chapter in Thief comes to an almost embarrassing end.
An age-old question that has haunted the channel is finally answered.
With apologies to Zane's mom... NOT!
BOLTGUN
Everyone here has the wrong vibes and I'm all out of vodka.
Don't mention the war.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
HERE, CATCH! AGAIN!
A game that is completely unrelated to cereal adventure.
Soundtrack is a banger, too.
I keep trying to be nice to the doggos.
A slap heard around the world.
From hell's heart, I plink at thee.
A video talking about long-dead celebrities and their inclusion in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
The smile that launched a thousand quickloads.
Sinatra never talked about the smell.
GET REAL!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW! This is still an April Fool’s joke. Please stop taking it seriously.
Round and round we go.
A wormhole?!
Hangar! HANGAR!
OPEN SEASON!
Clowning around.
BRUTAL
300 LITTLE MONSTERS
BANGER TRACK INCOMING
Civvie SUCKS at DOOM!
I'm so tired.
WORKS OF BLOOD!
NUMBER 1
A secret level!
Another secret level!
Civvie misses Elexis.
You know what this is.
Never forgive the blue room.
IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A CHAIR.
An exit SIGN?!
As fun as being in an actual Administration Center!
Habitat. HABITAT. Ugh.
I don't know which moon this is on.
Wait haven't I done this before
And also ballistyx.
Yeah, it's planeful.
Straight to heck.
Did they accidentally slip this one in?
Goodbye shorts, goodbye April!
MORE BLOOD
We don't talk about Youngblood.
It was always called Vitamin X.
You'd better Blaze through this one!
At least Embracer is gone.
It's zorchin' time.
00:00 - Intro 00:54 - Doug Huggem 06:21 - Wizordum 10:21 - Dark Forces Remaster 11:07 - Mullet Mad Jack 15:10 - KVLT 20:26 - Intermission 21:26 - Bears in Space 25:21 - The Last Exterminator 28:16 - Brutal John 31:55 - Devilated 36:25 - End Credits
The things that YouTube wouldn't let me call this video.
PREPARE FOR DESCENT
No need to fear.
Civvie plays Max Payne and gets destroyed by his own gaming hubris.
Can Civvie survive an onslaught of mooks, goons, and the most violent hangover ever?
Civvie endures a faaaaiiiiir trial.
It burns! It burns!
Wait, how many bits? Almost 16?
The Bureau didn't send their best.
Answering the age old question "what is a man?"
We're stocked up on bubblegum so the other thing doesn't really matter.
IT SOUNDS LIKE "GORDON OF LOVE."
I love a good joke.
OW! YUM! OW! YUM!
Sorry, no Kell Dragons in this one.
Civvie defends against a siege by the KISS Army.
KVERNMO!
IT'S PINK AND UPSET.
And also ranting about blockbuster movies and probably being wrong [Patreon-exclusive video]
Pixels! Secrets! Umlauts! [Patreon-exclusive video]
BLOOD FOR THE PATREON EXCLUSIVE GODS
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