"You're not dreaming. You're watching Cinema Insomnia's Cyberpunk Special 1AOK! Tonight's feature has been enhanced in Cyber-O-Vision XM. For an extra immersive effect, put on your old thrift store VR goggles and you will actually feel yourself getting eye herpes." The Future Crimes Commission is trying to shut down Mister Lobo from the Retro-Future to prevent his hosting of Jesse Ventura’s Abraxas: Guardian of the Future. Special appearances by Sally The Zombie Cheerleader, Tony from Hack The Movies, Joe LaScola from Movie Dumpster, Jessie Seeherman in multiple roles, and the Legendary John Stanley from Creature Features!