When Cat breaks up with Owen, Lola decides to be supportive and break up with her own boyfriend, Glenn, by telling him that she has brain cancer.
Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.
The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.
The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.
Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.
In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.
Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.
Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.
Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.
In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.
The staff is sympathetic about Lola's fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owen's last days as a cop. Blake's healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no Bin Laden.
Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blake's position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.
Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her new boyfriend while Blake challenges Schacter to a laughter-off.
Jealous Glenn gives Cat's new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lola's non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.
Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.
Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy" costume.
Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.
The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
The death of a cast member is examined.
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
The doctors fight to save the hospital ward that houses ailing imaginary friends ... and also has great cell reception.
When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
A visit from a hospital critic coincides with Sy putting on a wine tasting event and Owen agreeing to cover for Glenn that leads to trouble for all.
When Blake is kidnapped, no one will help except Owen, who interrupts his television show to help his fellow doctor.
Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens desire to regain control of Childrens Hospital from Sy.
Director David Wain's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon.
The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.
Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
Lola learns that she may have developed a superpower; Blake and Dori attend mediation to solve their parenting issues.
Blake asks Glenn to coach him in his new romantic relationship; Chief and Cat prank call Sy.
The cast appears on a morning show, 'Up at 5', in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.
After a newspaper calls him a 'rock star surgeon', Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.
Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
A rare disease surfaces and the doctors search for a cure at the remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego. Elsewhere: the other doctors try to save their one millionth patient.
When Sy gets tenure, he wants to use his influence to build a consumer jetpack; Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal; Owen learns how hard it is to be hospital DJ.
Nurse Beth's origins in the Childrens Hospital basement, where she must navigate the social hierarchy of the nurses.
A 1950s variety show is recalled, revealing the origins of the "Childrens Hospital."
The crew go to the Doctor of the Year Convention.
Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.
Owen gets caught up in a conspiracy when the hospital runs out of tongue depressors.
A race horse is pursued by a mob boss, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital. Elsewhere: Lola's college barbershop quartet tries to get her back and Glenn glues Blake's hands to latex gloves.
An actor invites the cast to a photography exhibition where their secrets are revealed in a behind-the-scenes episode.
Grandparents visit the workplace for "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day."
A break room fencing mishap leads to a lucrative business opportunity. Blake suspects that Glenn is fighting an addiction.
A possible gas leak causes hallucinations for Glenn and Owen and makes Lola fear a doctor is following her, but the true cause puts the hospital's future in jeopardy.
The doctors of Children's Hospital must come to terms with a devastating development.
