1. Cher opens the show with a medley of "An Old Fashioned Love Song" and "I Dig Rock and Roll Music", followed by a monologue based on popular jargon from the '60s. 2. A spoof of the "beach party" movies is featured, with a cast including a couple of motorcycle greasers, an illiterate football player and a Mr. Nice Guy. 3. Pat sings "Magnificent Sanctuary Band" 4. Cher joins Pat for "I Almost Lost My Mind" 5. Regular Gailard Sartain appears as a long-haired, guitar-toting Army draftee named Elvis Presley. 6. Frankie Valli performs a medley of "Swearin' To God" and "My Eyes Adored You." 7. Frankie Avalon sings "One Hell Of a Woman" 8. Cher is cast as a high school teacher with a rowdy bunch of kids. 9. A slow student (Frankie Avalon) appears before his high school principal (Pat). 10. Dion sings "The Wanderer" 11. Cher joins Dion for "Abraham, Martin and John" 12. Cher and her guests highlight the hour with a rock and roll medley