1. Cher opens the show with "Ain't Nobody's Business" and a monologue about how clumsy she truly is. 2. Wayne tries his hand at promoting the new "Mr. Grinds Coffeemaker" 3. Cher performs a medley of "Witchy Woman" and "Honky-Tonk Woman" 4. Wayne sings "Feelings" 5. "Life With Laverne" -- Laverne (Cher) imagines herself hosting her own variety show. Appearing in a format copied from the "Cher" show, she opens her show with a song ("The Lady Is a Tramp"), flashy entrance and comedy monologue, taking questions from the audience. 6. Steve tells Cher that "it's great to be here", until he finds a better place to be. 7. Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) pitches the "Mug-omatic" 8. A mad hypnotist (Steve) terrorizes the patients at a doctor's office. 9. Cher sings "Do Right Woman, Do Right Man" 10. The Spinners perform "Could It Be I'm Falling In Love?" 11. Regular Gailard Sartain appears as a TV evangelist, accompanied by his gracious wife (Cher)