In this pure chaotic episode of Channel 4 News, the hosts dive into the whimsical chaos of New Caledonia, mixing humor with absurdity as they tackle outrageous topics. They hilariously discuss the recent completion of Skynet, react dramatically to a stock market crash, and reveal the absurd decision to execute the banished "heretic" Alan. The banter shifts to the rise of the fictional "cult" 'Ryanism' and ludicrous claims about women's rights, blending satire with commentary on societal issues. As the hosts share lighthearted confessions and tease one another about past antics, they acknowledge the absurdity of their discussions, all while capturing the vibrant and surreal spirit of life in New Caledonia amidst the chaos.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alan Saucer | Producer | Producer | |
| Ryan Saunders | Producer | Associate Producer | |
| Alan Saucer | Creator | Creator | |
| Isabel Bryan | Actor | Ginger | |
| Ryan Saunders | Actor | Actor |