A selection of disastrous excursions, featuring a visit to the zoo that ended in horror when a young family encountered an escaped chimpanzee. Plus, a day at a safari park turns to a walk on the wild side as two duelling camels cause £6,000 of damage to a car, rendering it a write-off, while a tourist soon regretted going on a hang-gliding day trip in the Swiss Alps when his pilot failed to attach the safety cord.