1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt Summaries: 1. Heather Locklear vs. Pamela Anderson Lee Pamela did enter the ring with a little surprise - atomic breast implants. She reveals her breasts, and fires out laser like shots towards Heather, that burns off her skin on her legs and one arm... but then Pamela's chest malfunctions, and she explodes, leaving Heather Locklear as the winner 2. Axl Rose vs. Slash Axl scalps Slash, and after torturing Slash for a little bit, mixes his brains with a blender. But this turns Slash into a vicious, psycotic man with the intelligence of a child. He takes the scissors Rose used to cut his hair, and snips Axl Rose into nothing more than paper dolls (flesh dolls?). Main Event: Jeff Gordon vs. Dale Earnhardt The arena was like a race track, and both contestants had their own cars that had lethal weapons. Dale crushes Jeff under his car, and Gordon gets stuck on Earnh