Chris and Carl head to Catterick to search for Carl's long-lost son and unwittingly stumble on an armed robbery. Carl has booked a room at the Mermade Hotel run by the unpleasant Mr Oates. What is the secret that he keeps locked away in the hotel safe?
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bob Mortimer | Writer | ||
| Vic Reeves | Writer | ||
| Matt Lipsey | Director | ||
| Andre Lillis | Actor | Crow Man | |
| Tim Healy | Actor | Ian | |
| Matt Lucas | Actor | Roy Oates | |
| Charlie Higson | Actor | Pat | |
| Bob Mortimer | Actor | Carl | |
| Morwenna Banks | Actor | Tess | |
| Frank Jarvis | Actor | Glen | |
| Vic Reeves | Actor | Chris | |
| Mark Benton | Actor | Mark | |
| Alexander Kirk | Actor | Neil Wheels | |
| Reece Shearsmith | Actor | Tony | |
| Dora Bryan | Actor | Mrs Trethrewick |