Barri's idea of getting involved with sports is to make a move on the football team's quarterback, who turns around and accuses Barri of sexual misconduct. Meanwhile, Joan becomes an official mascot for the University of the Midwest.
| Name | Type | Role | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kirsten Gronfield | Guest Star | ||
| Cristie Schoen | Guest Star | ||
| Marc Matkevich | Guest Star | ||
| Katie Chonacas | Guest Star | ||
| Drew Droege | Guest Star |