Self-made Baltimore playwright and actress Crystal L. Bass is the absolute definition of over-the-top; and for the debut of her autobiographical play, she and her creative director Kevin are looking to throw a blowout party to match. Crystal has to have a grand cake that lives up to her artistic and crazy personality, while still telling her story of growing up on the less than sunny side of Charm City. Kevin, on the other hand, is dying to have a cake blinged to death to bring Hollywood to Baltimore. With Crystal as the queen bee of this bash, will Kevin be able to get a word in edgewise?