AAAAH more alliteration. I can only expect hate and people screaming "RIP-OFF OF *insert better person than me here*" at me for uploading this, but oh well. I thought I would try my hand at game reviewing! This is also my Normal Boots audition video for the site....love you guys and hope you enjoy! By the way, I DO NOT OWN ANY COPYRIGHTED IMAGES OR MUSIC!!!!!!
Just a little review on that old game, Crash'myleyas Bash'mleyas. Oh, don't remember it?
As the title says, this is, indeed, the top 10 shop merchants in video games. Because I couldn't be any more boring.
Does Fade to Black live up to it's prequel? Or does it merely fade away? (PUNS)
Suns out (kinda). So what better thing to do than sit inside and play the masterpiece (kinda) that is Lilo and Stitch on the good ol' PS1? (kinda).
The fanny from Rugrats now has a game, apparently. Uh ohhhhhh.
THIS VIDEO IS HORRIFICALLY OUTDATED. Upon replaying Slender multiple times, it's really not as good as I make it out to be. Yes, I know it's free, but there are MUCH better free horror games out there. SCP, anyone? Ah well, here's a video. Slender also had to render. Enjoy it....Glenda.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU BEAUTIFUL PEEPS
Well that was a long title. And a long video, saying that. But regardless, my personal top 10 moments in video gaming that I really couldn't take seriously. Enjoy!
Rascal Racers genius extracted into an entirely Christmas-themed game. My luck is uncanny.
Oh no, it's Bobsy Burbcat.
Caddy and Scarfulhu look at Pamela Anderson. In a PS1 game, don't worry.
Caddy covers Phoenix Games for a 3rd time running - but he needs a lot of help this time around. Enter I Hate Everything, who hates everything. This will go well.
Caddy plays a game called 'Irritating Stick'. What more of a description do you fucking need?
I don't know why, but I'm really feeling like a Red Bull.
Today, I have a look at one of the most boring games I've ever played - Resident Evil: Survivor. If you fall asleep during this video, I can only apologise.
Who remembers this game? R/C Stunt Copter on PS1? No? Alrighty, then.
PLEASE DO NOT TRY THE ENDING AT HOME. It may kill someone, I think. Today I shout at Peppa Pig - which I have wanted to do for years.
The Simpsons decide to wrestle and Caddy decides to cry. How will he handle one of the apparent 'worst games of all time'?
This was a weirdly highly-requested video, and I hope it went well!
There he is, folks.
You gotta believe.
This will either be terrifying or hilarious, it's your call.
You asked for it, you got it. Take my lovely miluk from Tommy's bottle.
Yet another one of the worst PS1 games I've ever played and I didn't even know anything about it.
Hakuna-Mattelelectronics.
I bet not a single person saw this coming. Seriously, I really don't think anybody could have expected this. Ah well, I hope everyone enjoys this first-part of a 2-parter stupid video series all about a classic cult UK VHS nursery rhyme collection!
Get ready for spiders, men, drama, and my awful hair 'reveal' after so many months. And yes, I meant it at the very end when I say that style isn't staying. It's hideous.
Bad game endings get lots of trash talk. So let's instead talk about the opposite end.
FINALLY, I'm tackling Crash Bandicoot 4. What happens in the next 27 minutes is all down to you guys asking for it.
Caddy looks ridiculously jetlagged, and SomecallmeJohnny joins in to talk about the newest Crash game.
Caddy tackles a game with lots of wibbly wobbly naughty bits.
But....the.....BANDICOOT!
Buzz Lightyear came to the rescue - and rescue us, he did.
Like PaRappa, you gotta relieve.
Phoenix games are back with another fairytale masterpiece. Go and watch this abomination, like my mate Tennings, and you'll understand.
Put your faith in what you most believe in. Maybe not this PS1 game, though.
Try not singing that theme tune now. Try it.
Remember that one? Yes, we do, Sony. Maybe not for the right reasons though.
It's big. It's bad. It's Doom. On PS1. Of course. Not PC. Why did you think that?
Baby Abey is backy-wacky.
Caddy played Knack 2. He wasn't sure about it. Nonsense ensues. Here is the MONTH OF TERRAAARRR!
HAPPY HALLOW(ish)EEN! Here's the 2017 spooky spectacular special all about Condemned.
Caddy mixed with Sonic is far from Heroic.
Toilet. Duck. I seriously have no words for this.
IT'S HERE. FINALLY. Also, I forgot to mention mobile games and stuff at the end of this video, but who actually even cares?
Yes, the title is stupid. But so is demonetisation for using a word in the title that rhymes with 'pie'.
Yes. That IGN report is real.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE AND GET READY FOR ME TO SCREAM.
Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea? CADDY'S DEAD HEART.
I don't get the hype. I don't get the memes. I couldn't get over it. In the game, I mean. I'm really over it.
GLUUUUBUUUUX.
George of the Jungle had a game. On PS2. Apparently.
They're back. And they're worse than ever.
Get ready as we conclude our epic (maybe) journey with Darren Day, 3 men in a tub and a fiddling cat. It's not as bad as it sounds.
This is the last ever Caddicarus I'll ever make. I'm distraught, and I can't apologise enough. Things have just been too hard for me. I need to move on. I hope you understand.
Here's a stupid video about A Bug's Life on PS1.
Spyro isn't innocent from bad games. This is one of them.
Caddy is a lad in this video covering Aladdin on PS1. Read that back and you'll get it eventually.
Another high request knocked off the list - it's time to visit Muppet RaceMania on PS1!
Hagrid gets a facelift and a legal name change, Malfoy could be contagious and Daddy Caddy loses his hat.
And with that, welcome to the first ever video for Bandicoot Month! I'm just gonna be going over my weird history with a weird character in this episode - and I hope you enjoy.
Crash Bandicoot is Dark Souls. Didn't you know that? Here's 10 of the hardest classic Crash levels, in my opinion.
Crash had a cartoon once. It's terrible. Here's a video about it.
Crash has some bosses. And AntDude is gonna help me show them off.
This is a game about bikes. I like bikes. I like games. I don't like this.
Today, Caddicarus takes a cheeky look at Rugrats: Studio Tour on PS1. It's a review, I guess? Or not. It's stupid.
Today, Caddicarus takes a cheeky look at Theme Park World - AKA Sim Theme Park - on PS1. Also on PS2. And PC. I'm confused.
Caddicarus embraces his heart of a child and gives a gaming magazine a review. Twist - it's for teens. Or babies. I can't tell. Roblox, Minecraft, Overwatch, Fortnite and more are inside - oh, what fun.
Oh, look. Caddicarus is back with Bubsy. After his review of Bubsy 3D, and 21 years later, how does The Woolies Strike Back fare? Memes. The end.
Caddy is tackling Peppa Pig once again in this special magazine edition of Caddicarus. Not really a review as much as lots of confused ramblings and noises, but it'll have to do. OUTTAKES are at the end of this video! Stay tuned!
Caddy has officially lost it as he tries desperately to review Mega Man. Every single one. Of the classic series, that is. He's stupid. Don't be stupid.
Caddy is still losing it as he tries desperately to do a Mega Man review of all the classic games. We're now at Mega Man 5, Mega Man 6, Mega Man 7, you get the idea.
Caddy finished Spiderman PS4 (or Spider-Man, whatevs) in about 2 days, and it was so great, he decided to do Spiderman PS4 review! All gameplay footage for this Sipderman review was captured with an Elgato HD60!
Caddy is back with yet another gem from Phoenix Games. Made lovingly by Dingo Pictures - Caddicarus loses his mind to Animal Soccer World on PS2.
Bowsette is now in Super Mario 64. And you can play as her. Or him. I'm actually not sure. Caddicarus kicks of the Month of Terror 2018 with Super Bowsette 64!
Classic Mega Man has returned. Caddy is going to go mad. Caddy is scared. The fact it's the Month of Terror doesn't help matters. Get ready, everyone - for Caddicarus tackling the brand new Mega Man 11!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ALL! Here is Caddy's special video for you this 2018. Resident Evil. Resident Evil 1. Not the remake on Gamecube. The original one. On PS1. Help us.
It's big, it's bonkers - it's the Red Dead Redemption 2 review from Caddy! Is it buggy? Is it boring? Is it brilliant? Actually, don't answer them. That's what this video is for.
....and there's a positive Spyro Reignited Trilogy review in here too. So it ain't all bad.
What does Caddy think of the PlayStation Classic? Well…..it’s far from ‘classic’, let’s just say. Get ready for the long-awaited PlayStation Classic review!
Caddicarus and Scott The Woz want to play Smash Bros Ultimate. This isn't Smash Ultimate. It's PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale!
After conquering the Spencer Mansion, Caddy now jumps into a Resident Evil 2 review. But this time, you can see the character’s mouths moving.
My Kingdom Hearts 3 review is the longest Caddicarus episode yet, and what more appropriate of a franchise deserves the length like Kingdom Hearts? Get some popcorn and get ready for a no-plot-spoiler Kingdom Hearts III review!
Today, Caddy will be taking a look at very bad game cover art. More specifically, bad box art from the good ol’ Americas, compared to the European counterparts! Get ready for some of the worst PS1 game boxes you’ll ever see, and enjoy!
DO NOT BUY METRO EXODUS PS4. If you want to try the game out properly, get it on PC with the stupid Epic Games Store nonsense or wait until the Steam unlock in a year. Caddy found this out the hard way. But how does Metro Exodus do itself as a game? It’s time to find out with my Metro Exodus review.
Caddy nearly thrups all over the floor as he dives into PlayStation VR, along with a large handful of games from Resident Evil 7 VR to Tetris Effect VR. Get ready for the beginning of a brand new series, and welcome to my PSVR review!
Caddy goes back to a video where he went back to a game, and redoes his Klonoa review for the PS1!
Yeah, you heard me. You just need to get better. Like…...well, not like me. Sekiro Shadows Die Twice is hard.
Yeah, believe it or not this was definitely not sponsored by Pepsi. PEPSIMAAAAAAN.
Caddy goes even more insane than usual and takes a look at Breakout PS1. Yes, a remake of the Atari game….for the PlayStation. Oh boy.
Caddy dresses up as everyone’s favourite egg-pooing dinosaur, Yoshi, and checks out his newest game - Yoshi’s Crafted World - on the Nintendo Switch.
Today, Caddy and his family mess around in London, play Team Sonic Racing, get Sonic’s rings out of their dog’s mouth, hate on AntDude for cheating, and pimp out Eggman in a gold car.
What on earth could this game have done…..to never get released? Find out today with this special Caddy review all about the spooky and disturbing Thrill Kill for the PSX!
Today, Caddy gets to show you AND talk about BORDERLANDS 3 GAMEPLAY, with special thanks to 2K and Gearbox! There’s also a trip to America in there with stupid one-liners everywhere and help from SuperOllyRoss WIN THE BORDERLANDS HARD DRIVER HERE!
You asked for it on Twitter. So here it is. So raunchy that even Tier Maker banned the template.
I finally did it. For Bandicoot Month 2019, get ready for my stupid Crash Twinsanity review. One of the most polarising Crash Bandicoot games ever made. Crash Twinsanity. Let’s go.
CTR Nitro Fueled came out. I want to make love to it.
Today, to conclude season 12, Caddy dives into the supposed WORST version of a classic-but-forgotten N64 game known as Glover PS1.
Thomas has a PS1 game. It’s Japanese-exclusive. It scares me. Oh, hi TomSka.
I have unpopular opinions. You have unpopular opinions. Is God of War any good? Is Breath of the Wild any good? Or Sony’s backwards compatibility? Find out what I think in this video!
Peppa Pig is back. But now with her debut solo Peppa Pig album. Which means Caddy getting angry and meat flying everywhere.
This is it, everyone. A Switch vs Switch Lite comparison video, AND an Untitled Goose Game review AND a Link’s Awakening review. Of the remake, I mean. It’s 3 videos in one, and no Switches were harmed in this video. Except the one I sat on.
Yooka Laylee was really good, okay? AND THIS GAME IS BETTER. GO BUY IT.
Is the MediEvil remake any good, or a massive mistake? In this MediEvil PS4 review, Caddy dresses up like a tombstone, boils some children in a pot and wonders yet again how his life came to this point. Or, as most of the internet apparently spells it, ‘Medieval’.
It’s not Halloween anymore, but shut up. Here’s my Luigi’s Mansion 3 review - featuring me trying to vacuum up my dog.
Game characters are way too sad. Let’s stop it.
I’m on my way, from misery to misery today. It’s time to walk around a lot with my Death Stranding review. Well, not really.
Just in time for Rise of Skywalker - here’s my Jedi Fallen Order review for PS4! A few boss and gameplay spoilers, but NO PLOT SPOILERS. And no, I don’t spoil that special ending. I’m not a monster.